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Talking CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECRET" - 09-06-2009, 07:27 AM

There are many believers in a New Age heresy called "The Law Of Attraction", particularily since the release of a book and movie called "The Secret". Basically they believe that in order to get rich, they only need to visualize money (without even praying for it) and if they want world peace, they just have to imagine it (once again, they actually believe it will come without prayer).

They also believe that starving people are poor because they don't think about food enough, and 13-year old boys are virgins because they don't visualize sex enough. Rape victims must have been thinking perverted thoughts, etc.

So, with this in mind, I announce a new contest: BEST VISUALIZATION OF LAW OF ATTRACTION BELIEVERS DIEING HORRIBLE DEATHS AND/OR BURNING IN HELL!

These can be in the form of artwork, photoshopped images, video, or a very well written description. Winner gets a medal. All may participate, even unsaved trash.

Remember, we don't want to actually pray for them to die, because that would actually work, and thus be a form of murder. We just want to "visualize" them suffering - which doesn't do a thing....

Here's an extremely crude example, just to get you started:
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Default Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR - 09-06-2009, 08:38 AM

Sounds like spolied brat hippie dirtbag nonsense to me.


Personally, I can't wait to watch these fools burn in hell. No I can't.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR - 09-06-2009, 10:05 AM

Now I'm not too savvy with the computers, so I asked my 12 year old grandson to come up with something.
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My photoshop skills are poor, so I will try something like a haiku:

I call it, In My Mind


In my mind,
I can visualize a world without war;
a world without hate.

And in my mind,
I can visualize us attacking that world,
because they'd never expect it.


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Default Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR - 09-06-2009, 02:32 PM

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My photoshop skills are poor, so I will try something like a haiku:

I call it, In My Mind


In my mind,
I can visualize a world without war;
a world without hate.

And in my mind,
I can visualize us attacking that world,
because they'd never expect it.

5-7-5, Mr. David. Haiku is 5-7-5.

(The real concern, though, is your content.... )
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5-7-5, Mr. David. Haiku is 5-7-5.

(The real concern, though, is your content.... )
Well, that's why I said "like" haiku. It is actually closer to senryuo (川柳), but not too many people have heard of that.

And yes, it is a little more elegant in the original Japanese, and loses a little something when I translate it into English

Edit:
私の心で、
戦争なしで世界を視覚化してもいい;
憎悪のない世界。

そして私の心で、
その世界を攻撃している私達を視覚化してもいい,
彼らが決してそれを期待しないので。


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Default Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECR - 09-06-2009, 03:29 PM

With my limited photoshop skills, I came up with Rhonda Byrne (Author of The Secret) and hopefully what's happening will be apparent.





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I know Patrick Swayze has nothing to do with "The Secret", I'm just sick of him outrunning the HELL TRAIN.

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The star of RED DAWN?!?

So far it's a tie between the OpraRoller and the meatgrinder. The Rhonda stoning is great, but just doesn't have enough gore.
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Why do none of us have Photoshop? Is it JesOS incompatable? Oh well, the low quality paint pics just force us to visualize harder.
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That resembles the Alien-3 movie, which children should not be allowed to see.


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I don't have any photo shop stuff but I would like to line them up and fire a Colt 1911 at them and have them visualize that they are wearing a bullet proof vest.



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Default Re: CONTEST: VISUALIZE HORRIBLE DEATHS FOR BELIEVERS OF "THE SECRET" - 12-20-2018, 11:44 PM

I haven't heard much about the Law Of Attraction for a while, yet the idea is still alive: think of how many times the same group of post-Christian rich white women complain that talking about this or that bad thing "normalizes" that bad thing. Think of how many times the mere mention of a bad thing makes them assume that you support that bad thing.

Or how saying this or that "dehumanizes" people or commits "erasure", and they act like your words literally erased someone, or turned them into a newt.

So TRIGGER WARNING: giant meatgrinders, Oprah-squashing rollers, and Scientologist chainsaw-maniacs have now been NORMALIZED!




P.S. bonus prize for the Pope Ratzinger pic, thanks to our visualizing he has been railroaded out of his job. But of course there's no literal trains in Vatican City, you can't have railroads when you refuse to tear down your wall.


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