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Default God and Circular Reasoning - 10-11-2010, 12:17 PM

Hardly a day passed but some angry atheist blasphemer sends the image below. It is usually accompanied by threats of violence and extremely vile sexual suggestion, showing what abominations infest the mind of the godless.

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It is time to set the record straight. Their argument had failed – it never was sensible in the first place. This is the Godly reality of the matter:

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If God wants us to know that He is there for us, He had to communicate, and what better way than writing a Manual for Life – The Bible (KJV1611). If He were to make the manual perfect (and that’s the only way He does things) He has to include His Great Part in the History of The World.

I hope that the abusive letters will now cease and the atheists (and catlix) crawl back under their stone.





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Default Re: God and Circular Reasoning - 10-11-2010, 12:55 PM

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I hope that the abusive letters will now cease and the atheists (and catlix) crawl back under their stone.
I'm sure they will, Pastor. I mean, how can they deny the searing truth that you have presented?


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Default Re: God and Circular Reasoning - 10-11-2010, 02:14 PM

THE BIBLE PROVES THE BIBLE!!! Why can't THICK ATHEISTS realise that it makes a heck lot of sense?!! The Bible is the LORD'S WORD and thus it cannot be anything but TRUE!!! PRAISE JESUS!!! AMEN!!!




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Default Re: God and Circular Reasoning - 10-11-2010, 03:53 PM

Typical atheists "humor". Note it is a circle, just like a BUTT HOLE! Yet again Atheists how they are in it for the butt sex.



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Default Re: God and Circular Reasoning - 10-11-2010, 04:01 PM

Although your timeline is wonderfully clear, I see nothing wrong with the circle represented above. It perfectly proves the existence of God, because if God wasn't real, how could the three facts in it all be true?
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