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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-07-2010, 11:22 PM

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my god! are all of you so blind?? religion is not about being right or wrong or even if god exists or not, its about living life in a way that you can look back on and be happy with.
So someone who rapes and murders little girls is okay with you as long as he's happy doing that? Someone who tortures puppies is a spiritual person as long as he's happy? And how can you say that "religion" isn't about God. Never mind the Bible, have you ever read a dictionary?
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Definition of RELIGION

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a : the state of a religious <a nun in her 20th year of religion> b (1) : the service and worship of God or the supernatural (2) : commitment or devotion to religious faith or observance

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: a personal set or institutionalized system of religious attitudes, beliefs, and practices

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archaic : scrupulous conformity : conscientiousness

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: a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith


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If being a bigot helps you sleep at night, then so be it, but please dont try and convince the rest of us that are actually trying to make a godamn difference that we're going to hell.
So we're bigots because you're wrong. That's real tolerant of you there bucko. Here we are trying to show you what the Bible say's and you've gone from accusing us of not reading the Bible, to saying the Bible (and God) doesn't matter to swearing. If you're a Christian then I'm the king of Siam.


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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-07-2010, 11:26 PM

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By your definition, you would be a bigot as well.

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but atleast i admit it and atleast im trying to make a difference and leave the world in peace with happier people. you are only pissing people off with your unfounded and extremest beliefs.
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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-07-2010, 11:28 PM

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but atleast i admit it and atleast im trying to make a difference and leave the world in peace with happier people. you are only pissing people off with your unfounded and extremest beliefs.
Actually you are pissing me of here! And your posting does not make me feel happy either. Like everything you did in life so far, your posting is a complete failure.


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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-07-2010, 11:29 PM

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but atleast i admit it and atleast im trying to make a difference and leave the world in peace with happier people. you are only pissing people off with your unfounded and extremest beliefs.
Our beliefs are founded in the KJV 1611 Bible, so quit lying. Also, please actually point out where we are more extreme than what the Bible tells us to be.

Galatians. 4:16 "Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?"


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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-07-2010, 11:31 PM

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So someone who rapes and murders little girls is okay with you as long as he's happy doing that? Someone who tortures puppies is a spiritual person as long as he's happy? And how can you say that "religion" isn't about God. Never mind the Bible, have you ever read a dictionary?





So we're bigots because you're wrong. That's real tolerant of you there bucko. Here we are trying to show you what the Bible say's and you've gone from accusing us of not reading the Bible, to saying the Bible (and God) doesn't matter to swearing. If you're a Christian then I'm the king of Siam.

JESUS F U C K ING CHRIST! HOW CAN YOU TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY! ALL OF YOU ARE TIGHT WADS AND ASS HOLES! LIVE A LITTLE AND ACTUALLY HELP OUT SOMEONE BECAUSE ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO NOT BECAUSE ITS GONNA GET YOU INTO HEAVEN. ALL OF YOU ARE SELF SERVING AND SHALLOW. THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE IS WASTED ON ALL OF YOU.

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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-07-2010, 11:35 PM

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Thank you for that great example of the kind of love and tolerance you unbelievers show.


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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-07-2010, 11:40 PM

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JESUS F U C K ING CHRIST! HOW CAN YOU TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY! ALL OF YOU ARE TIGHT WADS AND ASS HOLES! LIVE A LITTLE AND ACTUALLY HELP OUT SOMEONE BECAUSE ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO NOT BECAUSE ITS GONNA GET YOU INTO HEAVEN. ALL OF YOU ARE SELF SERVING AND SHALLOW. THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE IS WASTED ON ALL OF YOU.

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Ah, see how easy it is for us to bring your demons to the surface? It's because they cannot stand being around this Godly website.

You were the one who said that religion is "about living life in a way that you can look back on and be happy with", so I brought up a couple of situations where the person is happy, so obviously according to your definition they're very religious.

I am sorry that you don't realize how infested with demons you are. There is only one cure for that; Jesus Christ. You must turn your life over to Him, get baptized (real baptism) and start following the KJV 1611 TO THE LETTER! Only by doing this can you rid yourself of all that anger and hatred you are feeling.

Oh, and i don't click links from unsaved trash, especially angry demon infested ones. So I don't know what you're trying to point out.


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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-07-2010, 11:50 PM

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We don't worship Mary, we're not pagan catholics

And why not try and actually learn something about the Bible rather than letting your demons make you act like Linda Blair? This is very childish on your part.


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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-08-2010, 02:05 AM

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What is the first Bible ever created? So help me, if you say the Latin Vulgate, I'm going to rip your head off.
Jesus spoke in Aremeic, which is quite similar to American but the Apostles wrote it down in Greek and it stayed that way until it was translated back to old English American in 1611.
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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-08-2010, 02:40 AM

this is my take on this issue with God's help.

1) All Powerful God can build mountain that he can not lift.
2) If All Powerful God builds mountain that he can not lift then he is not All Powerful anymore.
3) All Powerful God chooses not to build mountain that he can't lift.

Conclusion
God can build mountain that he can't lift but he doesn't want to do it.He is not stupid.
He always wants to be All Powerfull. If you refuse to believe God and damand proof from him that
he can build mountain then God reply will be "Belief is your problem, not mine"
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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-08-2010, 10:26 AM

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this is my take on this issue with God's help.

1) All Powerful God can build mountain that he can not lift.
2) If All Powerful God builds mountain that he can not lift then he is not All Powerful anymore.
3) All Powerful God chooses not to build mountain that he can't lift.

Conclusion
God can build mountain that he can't lift but he doesn't want to do it.He is not stupid.
He always wants to be All Powerfull. If you refuse to believe God and damand proof from him that
he can build mountain then God reply will be "Belief is your problem, not mine"
Please quote the Bible for these "facts". This is an old atheist argument that has no fact.


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Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-08-2010, 11:43 AM

I can't believe this PraiseNewton stuff. Has he ever actually read any Newton?

• gays: God made them that way
• message of peace and holiness .. so He used Mohammed
• wearing clothes of blended material would be unthinkable for a catholic (who don't follow a single Biblical precept and usually do the exact opposite!)
• religion’s petty rules are outdated .. but what isn’t outdated is the message that .. Moses was preaching
• ..the message that Mohammed was teaching .. treat others as you would like to be treated
• religion is not about being right or wrong (ethics) or if God exists (Newton again..)
• I’ll pray for you tonight.. (who to?)
• at least I’m trying to .. leave the world in peace with happier people (not if you think peace is anything to do with the message of Mohammed you’re not: his followers are the most blighted and miserable wretches on Earth! They murder one another in their hundreds of thousands and reduce even fertile lands like Pakistan to 3rd world basket cases)
• ..help someone out because it’s the right thing to do (that’s exactly what we do do)

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If God is the one making people gay, then how can anyone here have a problem with gays?




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If you stopped to fornicate for just one second you might just have enough time to read that Sister MitzaLizalor was disagreeing with the notion that God makes people gay. Being gay is a choice you make in order to make God angry.

I have read that you are bisexual Why do you want to make God angry? Do you really hate Jesus so much that you would do the unspeakable with a girl?


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Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Why not just call it sex? Let me guess, you are still a virgin?




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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-08-2010, 12:40 PM

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Why not just call it sex? Let me guess, you are still a virgin?
Unfortunately not... There was a period in my past where I was a pot-smoking atheist-manwhore. Luckily my Father found out and beat the faith back into me with his massive wooden cane. I know how terrible it is to be a dope-smoking fornicator. Why don't you start following the Word of God? The emptiness and pain in your soul will slowly disappear the more times you read the KJV


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Feel like pissing off God? Perhaps this will change your mind:

Hosea 13:16
Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up.
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Default Re: Lets dissect an atheist! - 11-08-2010, 01:48 PM

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If God is the one making people gay, then how can anyone here have a problem with gays?
sorry about that - I was noting all those daft statements from numerous posts - such as:

• religion’s petty rules are outdated .. but what isn’t outdated is the message that .. Moses was preaching
(which the Newt fancier posted)

WHEN IT WAS MOSES WHO PREACHED ALL THOSE "PETTY" RULES

..I mean, hasn't he read anything that Moses wrote? (5 books of "petty" rules, for example) (oh, there isn't anything else..)

.....................oh, yes - and the Law sent from God to us through Moses says very clearly to kill homosexuals because they are an abomination.


Nobody has to agree with that, but IT IS WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS so it doesn't sound like God made them homosexual (unless the poster was referring to some other god, not in The Bible).

and in my rush I didn't put all his posts in a Quote frame
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