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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 06-06-2012, 02:20 PM

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First off after reading the following posts i cant believe how racist you all are and how none of you show tolerence to your fellow man, its almost sad.

Second off it is in my opinion that the pastor lied, just as 90% of war veterans lie to make themselfs seem like heros. Its really easy to lie when noone was there to prove your lies. Single handedly took out an entire unit of elite sappers by himself sounds like nonsense and an extreme strectching of the truth. i wasnt in vietnam but i bet if you came across a group of vietkong, elite soldiers at that im sure they wouldnt hesitate to shoot you dead.
And further more i have absolutly not one shread of respect for a MURDURER who boasts of his killings to pursuade people to follow his religion. There are NO justification for murder and may he burn in the eternal hell of wich he believes for such an atrocity. That is the most inhummane and disgusting act of selflishness and manipulation i have ever heard this story makes me truly angry and one day may the pastor and my path cross so i can tell him to his face how big of piece of shit he is. LIAR MURDURER MANIPULATOR of lesser minds you truly disgust me. Shame on you.
Harsh and false Judgment friend. Pastor Pistle repented of his sins like a good Christian and Christ forgave him. Why can't you?

Also, please explain the million to one knife stab in the dark without the loving hand of our Savior Jesus Christ guiding it.



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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 06-14-2012, 06:31 PM

oh, gosh. I will have to leave this thread. I don't understand much of the ramble. I will come back later, but that was a very touching story about pastor pistle.
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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 08-16-2012, 08:57 PM

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Scientifically speaking, Occam's razor states "the simpler explanation is more likely the correct one."

It's a lot simpler to say God did it, so even science agrees that this was a miracle.
It is at least shorter to say so, but you never should ask questions if you are now ready to hear the answer.


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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 08-16-2012, 09:50 PM

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It is at least shorter to say so, but you never should ask questions if you are now ready to hear the answer.
I hope you mean friend that atheists should not question Pistle's miracle kill if they don't want to hear Jesus helped Pistle gut that man.



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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 07-22-2014, 01:20 AM

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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 03-30-2015, 11:03 AM

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Americans. You're all the same narcissistic, over religious, self-righteous, judgemental and lazy
Have you ever heard of fallacies, violations of argumentation and discussion? I'm asking this to know if your use of them is deliberate or due to lack of education.

What you have here is a hasty generalization. You are using a limited sample (this forum probably and we DO know that us True Christians™ are not many; Matthew 7:14) and extrapolating from than unto "all Americans". I would especially appreciate if you explained in more detail how you arrived to the assessment of "lazy" regarding a country that saved the sorry assess of practically everybody during two 20th-century wars.

Of course, this is also an ad hominem, appeal to person. You fail to present any actual justification to your claims (we require Scripture), thus, you try character assassination. We thrive in character assassination.

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Default Re: Pastor Pistle's Vietnam Miracle: Explain it Atheists! - 03-30-2015, 12:16 PM

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Scientifically speaking, Occam's razor states "the simpler explanation is more likely the correct one."

It's a lot simpler to say God did it, so even science agrees that this was a miracle.
And there it is. A Christian Hammer blow that crushes any atheist argument... Even backed up by science.
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