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08-25-2007, 01:42 AM
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Jesus went to Hell to to pay the price for our sins. Jesus's dying words were "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" He knew what was in store for him. He knew at that moment that He had become separated from God, and was being cast down into Hell.
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You know I forgot about that. That means he was doubting his own faith which I thought was a sin. And why did he think his own father did forsake him if all 3 of them got together in the first place to make this plan?
You know he could have called 10 thousand angels. But if he did we would all go to hell, even the elect. Then I do wonder if that did happen would he have a plan C ?
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08-25-2007, 01:51 AM
I have no idea what any of you are talking about. Jesus went into Hell to recover some found Souls, but He was an observer, not a Participant. It is much like when you walk through an aquarium and watch the fish, or into a restaurant and watch the Lobsters in the tank staring at you. They know....they know. But they are in Lobster Hell and are doomed, while you are escorted to a nice table and given bread and wine, just as Jesus was when he toured Hell. He walked through cool hallways and pointed at the souls he wanted. Satan, having no power over Jesus, had to pluck them from the liquid magma and hand them over. Remember that the next time you eat Lobster. Remember that even AFTER Satan has cooked and eaten your soul, and picked at your brain with an iCulanibokola, JESUS can make him throw it all back up.
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08-25-2007, 01:59 AM
With all due respect pastor Al, eating lobster is a sin. I thought the OT talked about them type of crustations or something like those things with claws.
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08-25-2007, 02:09 AM
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With all due respect pastor Al, eating lobster is a sin. I thought the OT talked about them type of crustations or something like those things with claws.
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Of course it's a sin. You will never catch ME in a restaurant which serves fish with no scales.
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08-25-2007, 02:28 AM
Me either because I am a vegetarian. I want to be like umm..Daniel?
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08-25-2007, 02:33 AM
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Me either because I am a vegetarian. I want to be like umm..Daniel?
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I caught you in a lie. No vegetarian has ever had ten children and lived. You aren't fooling anyone, you know!
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08-25-2007, 02:55 AM
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I caught you in a lie. No vegetarian has ever had ten children and lived. You aren't fooling anyone, you know!
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Hmm? I tell the truth, could you please explain and by all means back this up with the word of God. Thanks. Is there something that says women can't have hundreds of kids not eating lobster?
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08-25-2007, 05:09 PM
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Hmm? I tell the truth, could you please explain and by all means back this up with the word of God. Thanks. Is there something that says women can't have hundreds of kids not eating lobster?
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Women must eat good red meat to have enough energy to pop out babies for JESUS. Everyone knows it. Vegetarian women are thin, pasty, sick-looking, lethatrgic, droopy and most are into some sort of witchcraft or paganism. On the other end of the spectrum are goths who are exactly the same except usually plump and chubby, have numerous body piercings, satanic tattoos and only eat fast food. The middle ground of evil is held by nuns, who are muddled and have no clue. Most of them are rug munchers are only joined a convent to practice their disgusting form of debauchery. Women who fit this category but are marginally better looking turn out like Lindsey, Britney (before she got drug-ugly), and similar. Paris Hilton used to be hellbound but was released to Landover for a small tithe and we turned her life around. We can perform miracles with JESUS' help, but you must tithe and grab a big steak off the BBQ a couple times a week.
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08-25-2007, 05:58 PM
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Me either because I am a vegetarian. I want to be like umm..Daniel?
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08-26-2007, 01:06 AM
Judas Priest, I repent! I am off to eat me some cow and make more babies. I sure don't want to be compared to some pagan!
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08-26-2007, 02:27 AM
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Judas Priest, I repent! I am off to eat me some cow and make more babies. I sure don't want to be compared to some pagan!
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Well be sincere about it woman. Baby Jesus doesn't want to hurt you but you are making him!
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Well be sincere about it woman. Baby Jesus doesn't want to hurt you but you are making him!
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Well good golly, want more do you want? I repented and you still do not accept it. You know you can stop speaking from the OT spell that you seem to be under and give me a freakin NT break! Jesus!
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08-26-2007, 07:29 AM
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Well good golly, want more do you want? I repented and you still do not accept it. You know you can stop speaking from the OT spell that you seem to be under and give me a freakin NT break! Jesus!
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I've had high hopes for you, Seeker, and I still do. I pray that you are still earnestly seeking.
I know trying to get saved can be difficult, with opening your mind to the Bible while closing it to everything else, saving to come up with your down payment for Landover's patented Plan of Salvation, accepting your biblically defined role as a graciously submissive woman, and the countless hours we pastors will spend pounding scripture into you. However, it will be worth it.
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Re: Did Jesus go to hell for 3 days -
08-26-2007, 10:42 AM
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Well good golly, want more do you want? I repented and you still do not accept it. You know you can stop speaking from the OT spell that you seem to be under and give me a freakin NT break! Jesus!
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The Devil hides behind a facetious tone, just as he hides behind liberalism, homosexuality, evolutionism, Catholicism and Islam.
Allow me to answer your original question and at the same time teach from the New Testament (not that there's any real difference between the two testaments - they are simply two sections of one book written by one author).
The Bible tells us that Jesus did in fact go to Hell and preach to those who had died before and under the Flood:
1st Peter 3:18 For Christ also hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God, being put to death in the flesh, but quickened by the Spirit:
1st Peter 3:19 By which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison;
1st Peter 3:20 Which sometime were disobedient, when once the longsuffering of God waited in the days of Noah, while the ark was a preparing, wherein few, that is, eight souls were saved by water.
Here's an instructive illustration from our library:
This glorious drawing shows Jesus leading the OT saints out of Hell. You can see Adam (with the still uneaten, forbidden fruit), Eve and Moses with the Ten Commandments.
The figure to the left with the triple crown is not the pope, but the Devil wearing the pope's crown (not that I'm able to tell the difference, but that's what the accompanying verse tells me).
Notice the papal arms (the triple crown and the two keys) above the door to Hell.
It's a pity Jesus could only save those, who had died before Noah's time, but He was working within a very short time frame between the Good Friday and Sunday before sunrise.
People who were unfortunate enough to live between Noah's time and 33 AD will simply have to suffer the pains of Hell (and the worm that dieth not) a little longer.
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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08-26-2007, 12:09 PM
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The Bible tells us that Jesus did in fact go to Hell
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Indeed it does.
And interestingly enough, the Bible says that Jesus went to Heaven (John 13:36 & John 14:2-3) and the Bible says that Jesus went to Hell. (1 Peter 13:18-20)
And since the Bible NEVER contradict itself, it's obviously an example of the Holy Trinity at work; allowing Jesus to be in several locations at once.
Praise God! Yet more proof of His glorious power!
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Re: Did Jesus go to hell for 3 days -
08-26-2007, 01:43 PM
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Well good golly, want more do you want? I repented and you still do not accept it. You know you can stop speaking from the OT spell that you seem to be under and give me a freakin NT break! Jesus!
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Here's some NT for you:
1 Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
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This glorious drawing show Jesus leading the OT saints out of Hell. You can see Adam (with the still uneaten, forbidden fruit), Eve and Moses with the Ten Commandments.
It's a pity Jesus could only save those, who had died before Noah's time, but He was working within a very short time frame between the Good Friday and Sunday before sunrise.
People who were unfortunate enough to live between Noah's time and 33 AD will simply have to suffer the pains of Hell (and the worm that dieth not) a little longer.
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Moses died before Noah's time?
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Re: Did Jesus go to hell for 3 days -
08-26-2007, 06:58 PM
This saved business is getting harder and harder to follow. No wonder God said the road to him is the narrow path. Or something like that.
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08-26-2007, 08:35 PM
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Moses died before Noah's time?
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It's only an artist's representation of course,
I wondered about it myself, since we know that Moses appeared on the mountain, when Jesus was transfigured. This should prove that Moses was one of the few Jews who has been able to whine his way through the Pearly Gates.
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: Did Jesus go to hell for 3 days -
08-27-2007, 03:14 AM
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I've had high hopes for you, Seeker, and I still do. I pray that you are still earnestly seeking.
I know trying to get saved can be difficult, with opening your mind to the Bible while closing it to everything else, saving to come up with your down payment for Landover's patented Plan of Salvation, accepting your biblically defined role as a graciously submissive woman, and the countless hours we pastors will spend pounding scripture into you. However, it will be worth it.
Please don't give up now.
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I just want to say pastor (my favorite one) that I will not give up and thank you for believing in me.
I will set my mind to the prize and finish the race or something like that... Was that a Paul thing? {You know the murderer of all christians that god selected to wright a 1/3 of the B.I.B.L.E.}
Yes that is the book for me! Yipee!
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Re: Did Jesus go to hell for 3 days -
08-27-2007, 03:31 AM
Billy no need to avoid me. As this subject is getting old and has been answered by all you godly pastors.
I am getting ready for another bible study thing. Jeremiah has been on my mind. So many verses and so little time.
Just give me a few moments to work this out and my questions cuz I know you can all help me.
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