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Default Catholics teach Jesus is impotent! - 07-12-2017, 12:55 AM

True Christians™ know the difference. True Christians™ know Jesus is omnipotent. Catholics don't really get it. They think He can only do so much.

One thing they believe He can do - become bread and wine every time one of their priests babbles a bit in Latin.
One thing they believe He cannot do - keep the gluten out of the bread for Catholics with Celiac Disease, or miraculously prevent their bodies from reacting to the gluten.

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Hosts that are completely gluten-free are invalid matter for the celebration of the Eucharist.[link]
Why would the Catholic church even have gluten-free crackers, unless they lack faith in Christ?

We know the Truth. We know what Jesus said:
They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them;
they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.
mark 16:18
I grew up Catholic. I know they don't read the Holy Word of God and have no idea the Saving Power of Christ. These people are embarrassing Christians. I mean, come on.


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Default Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent! - 07-12-2017, 07:49 AM

Indeed Sister, the cathylicks must believe that Jesus is made of gluten - or they really don't believe in that "transubstantiation" stuff.

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transubstantiation
(tran-suh b-stan-shee-ey-shuh n)

noun
1. the changing of one substance into another.
2. Theology. the changing of the elements of the bread and wine, when they are consecrated in the Eucharist, into the body and blood of Christ (a doctrine of the Roman Catholic Church).


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Bible Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent! - 07-16-2017, 04:54 PM

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Indeed Sister, the cathylicks must believe that Jesus is made of gluten - or they really don't believe in that "transubstantiation" stuff.

I always knew they were really trolling us with this satanic doctrine. Praise JESUS that their lies have finally been revealed to the world!
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Default Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent! - 08-02-2017, 06:47 AM

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True Christians™ know the difference. True Christians™ know Jesus is omnipotent. Catholics don't really get it. They think He can only do so much.
God does not always use His power in a way that you might want Him to use it.
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Default Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent! - 08-02-2017, 07:08 AM

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God does not always use His power in a way that you might want Him to use it.
So show us the decoder ring you use to know the difference.


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Default Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent! - 08-02-2017, 08:18 PM

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So show us the decoder ring you use to know the difference.
We are in a cave andcan see only the shadows on the wall. Our knowledge of the divine isimperfect although the various religions attempt to give us a betterunderstanding.
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Default Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent! - 08-02-2017, 08:29 PM

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...Our knowledge of the divine isimperfect...
But yours is good enough for you to invade someone else's forum and repeatedly tell them that they're wrong...

And when asked for the source of your obviously less imperfect knowledge, it's evade, evade, evade.

Plus ils change, plus sont les mêmes Catholiques.



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Default Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent! - 08-02-2017, 08:57 PM

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Plus ils change, plus sont les mêmes Catholiques.

C'est parce qu'il ne comprend rien. That however shouldn´t be a problem for him to become a Christian.

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Default Re: Catholics teach Jesus is impotent! - 08-03-2017, 12:33 AM

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But yours is good enough for you to invade someone else's forum...
When people lie and slander a religion or people who adhere to a particular religion, then it is only right that the other side has a chance to set things right.
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