[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Looking for a deer for the freezer, I went from Freehold across country to a spot about a mile north the so-called “Hidden Acres Christian Center”. I encourage you to see their brochure at http://www.hacamps.org/retreats.html. I attach a photo from it, which seems to show a transgender man in his wife’s blouse with a dead cat on his head offering cow shit to God. If that is not enough, the center is “Closed on Easter Sunday.”

But I digress, This is not a story of “Hidden Acres Christian Center” whose Christianity bears as much likeness to Christ’s teaching as that oaf Biden does to Mr Donald Trump; the story is far more important: I saw evidence of a Miracle and I want to know who among us is responsible for it.

Deep in the forest where the trail crosses a road, I saw this

Now, the whole thing is inexplicable by science. Miles from anywhere, a pair of crutches… How did the cripple get there? Why was this place chosen? Who helped him out the car? What prayer did they say? Who was the subject of the miracle?

People we need to be told before Zeke signs a contract for 20,000 acres of mountain forest...