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Default Re: Pie conspiracy - 05-04-2011, 03:13 PM

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creampies are relly complicated and messy and i dont like to make them, its fun if you can do somthing together, like i remember when i was little



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and my dad used to barbeq out on teh grill and we teamed up and when it was ready he would jus yell hey midge my meats almost ready can you toss everbodys salad?


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and of course i would toss his salad, then my mom would go hurry up and come midge and me are already going to town in here and my dad would come in holding his sausage and then me and my mom would get our buns out
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Default Re: Pie conspiracy - 05-04-2011, 05:05 PM

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like i remember when i was little
You were little? When did you stop being little?


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Default Re: Pie conspiracy - 10-22-2013, 06:54 PM

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You were little? When did you stop being little?
Midge never stopped being little. She claims to have grown to 5ft 8 that is a impossibility, but sadly she is being brainwashed on this forum to believe that she can grow, because otherwise they will not accept her. I have the same medical condition that Midge has, and I know there is NO cure whatsoever.God made me like this for a purpsose, and I am living by that each day.


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Default Re: Pie conspiracy - 10-22-2013, 07:47 PM

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I have the same medical condition that Midge has, and I know there is NO cure whatsoever.
YOU don't have a cure, because you don't have a faith in Him. For people with faith, prayer will cure every curse and sickness.

You just have to have more faith and BELIEVE in the words of Jesus.

Matthew 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

Surely you are not saying that Jesus is a liar.
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Default Re: Pie conspiracy - 10-22-2013, 07:50 PM

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...Surely you are not saying that Jesus is a liar.
That's what she's been saying all along. You are a bit thick, aren't you?


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Default Re: Pie conspiracy - 10-22-2013, 07:57 PM

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That's what she's been saying all along. You are a bit thick, aren't you?
I would not expect black-hearted atheist like you to understand, but we rational Christians are not as judgemental as you lot. We have compassion for other people souls and we would like to see good in others too.

I just can't believe that anyone could actually hate Jesus as much as this garden gnome claims to hate.
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Default Re: Pie conspiracy - 10-22-2013, 08:39 PM

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Midge never stopped being little. She claims to have grown to 5ft 8 that is a impossibility, but sadly she is being brainwashed on this forum to believe that she can grow, because otherwise they will not accept her. I have the same medical condition that Midge has, and I know there is NO cure whatsoever.God made me like this for a purpsose, and I am living by that each day.
What does this have to do with pies, dear?

This thread is about pies. Kindly refrain from stalking our forum members.


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