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Default Proof that vegans are GAY! - 11-03-2016, 09:58 PM

Hi brothers and sisters.
Even though there are lots of threads proving the point I’m going to make, I wanted to share with all of you this research I have been doing in the last months.
I have found that even the atheist science can prove that Vegans are gay. They are hiding the truth from us. I don’t know why, but they are.
So we know that vegans are evil. I refer you to the many threads we have in this forum.
And we know that gays are hated by God (once again: Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it[is] abomination, and many others please serve yourself)
But do we know that Vegans are also witches? They are announcing this loudly: http://veganwitch.blogspot.com.ar/

Probably we know that, so let’s go to the newly found facts.
First thing first, why are Vegans evil to the eyes of God?

Genesis 28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea,and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Genesis 9:3- Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
Leviticus11 1 And the LORD spake unto Moses andto Aaron, saying unto them,
2 Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, These [are] the beasts which ye shall eat among all the beasts that [are] on the earth.
3Whatsoever parteth the hoof, and is clovenfooted, [and] cheweth the cud, among the beasts, that shall ye eat.
Deuteronomy12:20 - When the LORD thy God shall enlarge thy border, as he hath promised thee, and thou shalt say, I will eat flesh, because thy soul longeth to eatflesh; thou mayest eat flesh, whatsoever thy soul lusteth after.

And so many more… remember the story of Cain and Abel, and how God hated Cain for offering fruits and veggies for sacrifice (what was he thinking? Really?)

So what’s new? What have this guy discovered?
Well you might be aware that vegans have a lack of Vitamin B12 that is dangerous to them. This has been brought up even by the liberal media. You can find even vegans trying to advise other vegans to take supplements on this Vitamin.
But wait: if you cannot take everything you need from the vegetables God had created, it means that He intended that you absolutely HAVE to eat meat to thrive. So, if you are a vegan, and a Christian, you have a contradiction. God wants you to eat meat, not to cry every time Bambi’s mother is killed.
There is no other source for B12 than animal flesh. No one whatsoever.
But you can also find vegans claiming that they are not taking any supplement and they have not any problem with B12.
What are they having then? How can they have a lot of B12 in their systems without eating any meat?
Well, the answer is in this research done in godless India. No one can even THINK that this can be rigged to fit the Lord’s view, it was done by Satanists Hindis who refuse to eat meat as well.
https://www.quora.com/Why-does-semen-have-200-times-the-capacity-to-carry-vitamin-b12-as-blood


Another link here explains it again:
http://greatist.com/health/nutrition-of-semen


Yes, semen carry B12. This vegans are taking their daily intake when they engage inthose disgusting homosexual activities. There is no other explanation, if you are not eating animal meat, you are taking it upon your anus.

Please, come to sense, have a Bible reading and then a good barbeque to heal both your spirit and your body!


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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 11-03-2016, 10:11 PM

I used to be a hippie methodist vegan....worst mistake of my life. I repented and now George and I are getting others to repent. Thanks for the info, we'll be sure to give the link for sinners to read and repent?


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Exclamation Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 11-03-2016, 11:49 PM

Vegans aren't gay, their mentally insane.

[VEGAN SEX ACTS CAUGHT ON VIDEO REMOVED BY MODERATOR]

Vegan Gains is truly, truly, mentally insane.

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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 11-04-2016, 12:00 AM

All vegans being gay certainly explains why vegans like cucumbers so much. It's disgusting!


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Rebuke Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 11-04-2016, 12:37 AM

Okay, just look up a vegan gains video for doggie style's sake.


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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 11-05-2016, 12:30 AM

AMEN! God bless america! God Hates vegans! I have an amazing christian song for you all just about this topic. Here it is. [PATHETIC VIDEO FEATURING NAKED GAYDUD101 REMOVED BY MODERATOR] CHRISTANS RULE!

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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 11-05-2016, 12:34 AM

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AMEN! God bless america! God Hates vegans! I have an amazing christian song for you all just about this topic. Here it is.(SATANIC LINK) CHRISTANS RULE!
A homosexual linking to a satanic song, thanks for supporting our beliefs! Indeed, gays are satanic. And yes, God hates vegans.
You seem to understand that you are going to hell, why don't you repent? You can be straigth, there are programs for that! Praise God!


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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 11-05-2016, 07:54 AM

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A homosexual linking to a satanic song, thanks for supporting our beliefs! Indeed, gays are satanic. And yes, God hates vegans.
You seem to understand that you are going to hell, why don't you repent? You can be straigth, there are programs for that! Praise God!
God (the Designer) would not hate his designs. Why would he create something he hates?

And being a vegan does not make you a lesbian. I was a vegan for many weeks and was not gay.

When and if I choose to have a lesbian relationship it will be my decision: not because of what I eat (so to speak).

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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 11-06-2016, 01:42 AM

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God (the Designer) would not hate his designs. Why would he create something he hates?
The answer to that is yes, of course. God hates many things and he created everything.

Malachi 1: 3And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.


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And being a vegan does not make you a lesbian. I was a vegan for many weeks and was not gay.

When and if I choose to have a lesbian relationship it will be my decision: not because of what I eat (so to speak).
Of course veganism and lesbianism are not necessarily related. We are talking about a physical process that requires semen to be fulfilled, and the lack of semen is the rule in lesbian relationships.

If you want to be lesbian, go ahead, but you will not inherit the Kindom of God

Romans 1:26:27
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 11-06-2016, 10:06 PM

Ge:4:3: And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.
Ge:4:4: And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:
Ge:4:5: But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
Ge:4:6: And the LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
Ge:4:7: If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
Ge:4:8: And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.
Ge:4:9: And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?
Ge:4:10: And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.
Ge:4:11: And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;
Ge:4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

And so we see that vegans are murderers who care not for the ways of God Almighty - but choose instead to defy Him, although this means a life of shame.

And what could be more shaming than the life of a Gay? Rightly reviled by all right-thinking people and despised by the moral majority.





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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 11-08-2016, 05:32 PM

My sister briefly flirted with the vegan lifestyle when she was a teenager. I was really put off by it and was hoping that she would come to her senses and see the light. It took her a few months, but she did give it up! I'm grateful that she did, because even though I love my sister, I had difficulties being around her when she was under the vegan spell.


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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 09-11-2017, 03:10 AM

IM GAY AND VEGAN, AND THIS ARTICLE IS 100% TRUE,
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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 03-03-2019, 02:56 AM

Can there be any doubt these vegans are as queer as Three Dollar Bills?




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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 04-05-2019, 08:22 PM

I know, right? Jesus says in the Bible that he will turn the vegans into cheese!! And Trump will make America great by banning the demonic black people and kill all of the dumb animals that these stupid vegans want to save!!
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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 04-05-2019, 08:33 PM

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I know, right? Jesus says in the Bible that he will turn the vegans into cheese!! And Trump will make America great by banning the demonic black people and kill all of the dumb animals that these stupid vegans want to save!!
Why this urge of making fun of a lovely community of Christians? Do we slam the door of your house shouting anti-gay stuff? So why do you do the reverse and come to our space to disturb our lives?


Very bad boy. I will pray for you but it seems to me you are already decided to go to Hell.


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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 04-05-2019, 08:57 PM

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I know, right? Jesus says in the Bible that he will turn the vegans into cheese!! And Trump will make America great by banning the demonic black people and kill all of the dumb animals that these stupid vegans want to save!!
Young lady, you are making a mockery of the Gospel of the Lord Jesus! You should know full well that the good Lord never said any such thing about turning vegans into cheese. May I suggest that you repent of your sins immediately, and turn to Jesus before it's too late. If you continue this habitual lying, you will be roasting in a lake of fire for all of eternity with fire shooting out your eyeballs! Revelation 21:8 (KJV 1611) -- "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and ALL LIARS, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."


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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 04-06-2019, 03:30 AM

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...Jesus says in the Bible that he will turn the vegans into cheese!!...
No, He says that He's going to kill them. Not specifically (pre-empting a stupid fallacy-loaded "bububbut..." there) but at the end, it will be the saved and the dead, and they aren't going to be in the saved.


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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 04-06-2019, 07:43 AM

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..the demonic black people..
When I suggested making an intro., this is not really what I had in mind.

I'd thought you might have come up with a new way of handling the ordure problem in India where parasitic worms are causing mental retardation.

You don't mind me mentioning parasitic worms?

Good.

Next there's the question of racism.

It's not something we tolerate here.

If you watch the clip you'll see a few high jinks collecting eggs for the dinner table, a bit of tom-foolery in the kitchen. But moving into the main arena for some unknown reason a luminous demon idol is being adored. Nothing to do with race. Suggesting that a whole group would be demonic is quite unjust and as the wedding proceeds you'll notice what I assume is an Episcopalian (he's holding a prayer book) also possessed by the thing. But that's not how the scene commenced. Thus your theory is refuted.

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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 04-06-2019, 01:29 PM

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When I suggested making an intro., this is not really what I had in mind.

I'd thought you might have come up with a new way of handling the ordure problem in India where parasitic worms are causing mental retardation.

You don't mind me mentioning parasitic worms?

Good.

Next there's the question of racism.

It's not something we tolerate here.

If you watch the clip you'll see a few high jinks collecting eggs for the dinner table, a bit of tom-foolery in the kitchen. But moving into the main arena for some unknown reason a luminous demon idol is being adored. Nothing to do with race. Suggesting that a whole group would be demonic is quite unjust and as the wedding proceeds you'll notice what I assume is an Episcopalian (he's holding a prayer book) also possessed by the thing. But that's not how the scene commenced. Thus your theory is refuted.

Oh, Dear Sister Mitza, that video clip is terrifying! Clearly, ALL of the people in it are demon-possessed. If you'll check around the 1:44 mark, you will see Satan himself appears at the back of the room. Not only that, but he fills the room with marijuana smoke. It's no wonder those people are acting so ungodly! But, I must say, at least the orchestra managed to play in-tune, not missing a beat, which is more than I can say about these so-called gospel singers:



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Default Re: Proof that vegans are GAY! - 04-10-2019, 04:55 AM

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Can there be any doubt these vegans are as queer as Three Dollar Bills?


That there video needs to be thrown into a volcano before it turns more children into homosexual Canadian vegans.


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