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Today, Steven Jobs announce he's giving $100,000 to promote sodomite "marriage". I'm using one of his computers right now. Should I donate it to a heathen and get myself a PC.

Also, is Apple Computer a False Religion?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

At this article, Pastor Peters tells us:

“Apple™ uses its corporate logo as a clear allusion to the fall of mankind,”

It's definitely not for Jesus and that means it's Satanic. Most of their employees are worshiping Satan and contributing to Satan's evil empire without even knowing it.

[PrayerIsFun]

What about the iPod? Even though it may be an apocalyptic symbol, the Pastors could use it to spread their sermon the a wider audience.

[Glendora Christianson]

Originally Posted by PrayerIsFun

What about the iPod? Even though it may be an apocalyptic symbol, the Pastors could use it to spread their sermon the a wider audience.

We do give podcasts, but I recommend that folks purchase an American made brand like RCA or General Electric. Any good Christian knows the secret code of that rainbow Apple sticker. Anything remotely resembling a rainbow means "meet me at the restrooms in the park". As far as Apple computers go . . . I can't imagine why any God fearing heterosexual would want to own an overpriced piece of communist mish-mash. Good Godly HP is the only way to go, and I love the way they treat their whining employees too (muffled snicker).

[Wide-Open]

Apple is pure evil, I agree Mother Glendie.

I tried to install JesOS on a "mac" once, just for giggles, and the thing went up in smoke with a loud bang.

That was Satan!

You don't want Boot Camp, you want Bible Camp.

[Talitha]

They promised to bring out the G4 iGod for Pastor Deacon fred's Pod Casts but it never happened.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by PrayerIsFun

What about the iPod? Even though it may be an apocalyptic symbol, the Pastors could use it to spread their sermon the a wider audience.

Anyone ever notice the names of all the present Apple products? iPhone, iPod, iMac are all code words for Godless secularism. It's "I", "I", "I" all the time; entirely self-centered, hedonistic Godless communism. Not to mention that Apple products are always bought by the hippie LIEbrals whose vocabulary rarely extends beyond the word "cool".

Jesus hates Steve Jobs and Apple.

[PrayerIsFun]

Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan

Anyone ever notice the names of all the present Apple products? iPhone, iPod, iMac are all code words for Godless secularism. It's "I", "I", "I" all the time; entirely self-centered, hedonistic Godless communism. Not to mention that Apple products are always bought by the hippie LIEbrals whose vocabulary rarely extends beyond the word "cool".

Jesus hates Steve Jobs and Apple.

Ever think that the "i" might stand for internet? Are you allowed to think TM?

[JennyD]

Originally Posted by skipintro

Today, Steven Jobs announce he's giving $100,000 to promote sodomite "marriage". I'm using one of his computers right now. Should I donate it to a heathen and get myself a PC.

Also, is Apple Computer a False Religion?

I would suggest that you take it out into the street, pour gasoline on it, and light it ablaze. There's a good chance that Apple computer of yours is demonically possessed, and you'd not want to risk infecting a heathen who COULD possibly be Saved©, but for the demon you'd introduce into his or her life!

Judging from the way Appleites go on and on about their machines, and praising Mr. Jobs, I would say that there's no doubt it's a false religion. Steer clear of all unGodly Apple products!

[Ammiel Habakuk]

Originally Posted by JennyD

I would suggest that you take it out into the street, pour gasoline on it, and light it ablaze. There's a good chance that Apple computer of yours is demonically possessed, and you'd not want to risk infecting a heathen who COULD possibly be Saved©, but for the demon you'd introduce into his or her life!

Judging from the way Appleites go on and on about their machines, and praising Mr. Jobs, I would say that there's no doubt it's a false religion. Steer clear of all unGodly Apple products!

Tht is such a smart and true post, Sister Jenny, definitely GOD is so great He can even use a woman as His messenger, Glory! I guess I shouldn't be so surprised, He also used a donkey once.

Yeah apple computers are pretty good... but for f**k's sake... its a freeking brand name!!! its a PRODUCT they are selling!!! oh and the logo-not a rainbow apple, its just a regular apple they changed it quite a few years ago...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by MathGeek

[...]oh and the logo-not a rainbow apple, its just a regular apple they changed it quite a few years ago...

M't:7:15: Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. I don't think that concealing their true purpose fooled many people.

And an apple eh? Who was it who tempted Eve, with traditionally which fruit, in the Garden of Eden?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by MothGeek

Yeah apple computers are pretty good... but for f**k's sake... its a freeking brand name!!! its a PRODUCT they are selling!!! oh and the logo-not a rainbow apple, its just a regular apple they changed it quite a few years ago...

As already mentioned, MathGook, Apple is a brand which gave $100,000 to promote Hellbound sodomite "marriage".

[VictoryOS]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

As already mentioned, MathGook, Apple is a brand which gave $100,000 to promote Hellbound sodomite "marriage".

*Sigh* Reverend, sometimes I wonder if it's even worth the trouble to try to talk sense to the Unsaved. Even with the truth staring them right in the face, they choose to turn their backs on the sweet Baby Jesus and continue their morally corrupt ways. If only these fags and fag-enablers could open their minds to the truth and accept the Lord into their hearts!

[Buzzard]

Is it true that the iPhone allows you to text in tongues?

[Nobar King]

Originally Posted by Brother Buzzard

Is it true that the iPhone allows you to text in tongues?

You mean 'with thumbs'?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Originally Posted by Buzzard

Is it true that the iPhone allows you to text in tongues?

I guess you could if your tongue was long enough, but wouldn't it be much easier to just use your thumbs?

[Buckminster Carlson]

I don't think that they're a false religion, but I sure don't buy their products. Like Disney, they support homosexuality, and I don't. I can't justify buying their products.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Originally Posted by skipintro

Today, Steven Jobs announce he's giving $100,000 to promote sodomite "marriage". I'm using one of his computers right now. Should I donate it to a heathen and get myself a PC.

We Catholics do not approve of this type of marriage and are sorry to see anyone donating to such a biblically incorrect cause. However, when you consider that most "PC's" run on software that is written by Godless heathens whose jobs have been outsourced to them by the ruthless atheist Bill Gates, it seems your best choice is a Mac for more than ease of use, superb software and excellent tech support.

...is Apple Computer a False Religion?

Starbucks yes, Apple no.

I am sitting here at cafe Tazza D'oro having a fantastic cup of real coffee and cruising (the net) on my Vatican assigned MacBook Pro. I can see from here to the Pantheon and nowhere is anything but an Apple laptop visible... even the tourists from Uruguay seem to know enough to avoid poor computer choices.

We do have Macs in Italy but no Starbucks. This enough should prove that one is an acceptable brand of superior quality and the other a cult bent on imitating and then destroying the Italian way of doing coffee.



Bless you, my denture candidate,
Father Mo



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[Buckminster Carlson]

So you, as a Catholic, will support your "church" in the decision to purchase computers from a company that blatantly advocates homosexuality, and then call yourself a priest? You're a hypocrite. You're worse than a hypocrite because not only are you a hypocrite, you're a hypocrite you criticizes others. Remember Matthew 7:5? Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.