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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-22-2010, 04:30 PM

That reminds me on a terrible situation i had 2 years ago. I was on a public toilet in a train station. While i was sitting on the toilet, then a male voice had spoken through the door ": Please don't flush!"

I was scared like hell and waited more then half an hour until some new people came in, then i opened the door and went away.
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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-22-2010, 05:11 PM

I would like to sue the Gay Rainow Coalition for ATTEMPTED MURDER! As I was reading this I was so disgusted, morally outraged and frightened I fainted. Then I hit my fragile little head on the corner of my desk just below the temple. I COULD HAVE DIED!

Those homers are out to kill everyone with their depravity. If they aren't out spreading around the AIDS then they are out trying to disgust people to death.




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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-22-2010, 05:55 PM

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I would like to sue the Gay Rainow Coalition for ATTEMPTED MURDER! As I was reading this I was so disgusted, morally outraged and frightened I fainted. Then I hit my fragile little head on the corner of my desk just below the temple. I COULD HAVE DIED!
Oh Thumper! I hope you are okay! I saw your name here and rushed in to check on you.

PLEASE use your influence with Pastor Zeke to have this thread REMOVED from womanly eyes and moved into the Promise Enforcers area.

How many more of our innocent sisters have to stumble in here by mistake and be blinded by what they see?

How many more must suffer?
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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-22-2010, 06:19 PM

Dear Mistress Cookie and Sister Thumper, I do not know what to say. When I first looked at the thread I thought to myself, great now we have naked homers riding tractors. After reviewing the short film all that I can muster is disgusting. If I can offer my services in any way to help you with your emotional distress I am at your beckon call. I can not express just how sorry I am that you had to endure exposure to filth of that magnitude. YIC James Dewitt
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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-22-2010, 06:27 PM

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I can not express just how sorry I am that you had to endure exposure to filth of that magnitude. YIC James Dewitt
Thank you, dear Brother.

If you could, would you mind having some soup sent over to my place? I have taken to my bed after all this. Also, I will need someone to heat it.

PS: Thumper might need some, too.

PPS: And some Jello.
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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-22-2010, 06:50 PM

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Thank you, dear Brother.

If you could, would you mind having some soup sent over to my place? I have taken to my bed after all this. Also, I will need someone to heat it.

PS: Thumper might need some, too.

PPS: And some Jello.
I can not allow anyone to do this but myself. I am on the way with some wonderful Beef Vegetable Soup, and cherry jello. Perhaps a little warm brandy after your lunch.
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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-23-2010, 04:54 AM

Thanks for the lunch today, Brother DeWitt, and the hand-holding when I wasn't feeling well. And I love my Christmas present!

Very thoughtful

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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-23-2010, 09:19 AM

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It actually has. I've been with my boyfriend for 2 years now, and we haven't had anal sex.
There are many other vile things gays do without considering backward intercourse. Man-on-man fellatio, eating eachothers feces, ...

Or, God forbid, smearing the feces on eachothers sinful appendices and thén perform man-on-man fellatio.

It's just wrong, you should be ashamed of yourself


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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-25-2010, 02:00 AM

That's absolutely disgusting!
Those sodomites should burn in hell!
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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-25-2010, 02:42 AM

Gays are the worst. I hate that they <3 butt sex. I hate lots of things. Like gays. And negroes. Negro gays are the worst. Its hard to tell if they have feces on them already. I mean, they smell and are brown already. Am I right or whattt?
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Gays are the worst. I hate that they <3 butt sex. I hate lots of things. Like gays. And negroes. Negro gays are the worst. Its hard to tell if they have feces on them already. I mean, they smell and are brown already. Am I right or whattt?
Sounds like you are a racist and homophobe. Neither of these moral defects of character are welcome here.

The queer and the dark have every much the same chance at Salvation as anyone else.

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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-25-2010, 03:04 AM

Oh, I meant their actions. And sins and stuff. I meant what they DO. You took my post out of context.
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Oh, I meant their actions. And sins and stuff. I meant what they DO. You took my post out of context.
Perhaps. Are you a Christian man? Ready to spread the Good News™ to the vile sinner?

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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-25-2010, 03:15 AM

Do I always have to include scripture? Even if just saying hello? I figured I could just state an opinion from time to time. This seems confusing to me.
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Do I always have to include scripture? Even if just saying hello? I figured I could just state an opinion from time to time. This seems confusing to me.
I've yet to see any Scripture in your posts. Jesus is not a joke and neither are we.

Will you praise Him or not?


Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-25-2010, 03:26 AM

Never said this was a joke. I do praise God/Jesus. Frequently. At meals and before bed and lots of other times. I just don't see a need to always post scripture. You haven't in your last couple of posts. I'm not trying to get into a battle of words here. Just curious.
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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-25-2010, 03:29 AM

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Never said this was a joke. I do praise God/Jesus. Frequently. At meals and before bed and lots of other times. I just don't see a need to always post scripture. You haven't in your last couple of posts. I'm not trying to get into a battle of words here. Just curious.
You must not praise God/Jesus just 'frequently'. You must always praise them.

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11 And again, Praise the Lord, all ye Gentiles; and laud him, all ye people. "
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Default Re: GAY FARMING: The Newest Perversion (Warning: Graphic Descript - 12-25-2010, 03:31 AM

Then my post and all posts would have to look like this:

I, praise Jesus, ate, praise Jesus, a, praise Jesus, piece, praise Jesus, or, praise Jesus, delicious, praise Jesus, cake, praise Jesus, today, praise Jesus.

My post would be right and yours would be wrong. I'm sorry.

Praise Jesus
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