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Default Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate - 05-10-2011, 09:50 PM

It is an honest question, Im curios as to your guys opinion on chocolate milk. A friend of mine goes through about 4L of it a day.
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Default Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate - 05-10-2011, 10:04 PM

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It is an honest question, Im curios as to your guys opinion on chocolate milk. A friend of mine goes through about 4L of it a day.
Your friend is gay. Chocolate milk is for gays and girls. Christian men drink black coffee or whiskey.


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Default Re: Orville Redenbacher: Evil Incarnate - 05-10-2011, 10:10 PM

He is sad now, he is returning to his ranch to sacrifice goats and virgins in sorrow.
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