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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-14-2012, 03:27 AM

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ok. so, you guys look for PROOF, that something exists. Then, why believe in God?
Don't be dense. The Holy Bible is proof that God exists. Denying the existence of God is not unbelief but an exercise in self-deception. You may know things, but you cannot account for anything you know. Arguing against God's existence would be on par with arguing against the existence of air, breathing it all the while. You use the universal, immaterial, unchanging laws of logic, mathematics, science, and absolute morality in order to come to rational decisions, but you cannot account for them. These laws are not the only way God has revealed himself to you, but they are sufficient to show the irrationality of your thinking, and expose your guilt for denying Him.

There is a reason that you deny the existence of God and it has nothing to do with proof. I can show this to you. Do you think that you can continue to deny God because surely somewhere, sometime, a philosopher or scientist will come up with an explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws apart from God?' Did you ever try to come up with an alternate explanation on your own?

Hoping that an alternate explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws can someday be found apart from God, is a blind leap of faith, or wishful thinking. Isn't it interesting that this is exactly what professed unbelievers accuse Christians of?

Please examine the real reason why you are running from God. It is my prayer that God will open your eyes and change your heart so that you may be saved from your sin, embraced by His ferocious love, and that you will tithe robustly immediately using the Paypal button at the bottom of this page.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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ok. so, you guys look for PROOF, that something exists. Then, why believe in God?

Are you asking us? Or yourself?


You see, itdoesn'tmatter, here at Landover Baptist we take the position that it doesn't matter what we think. I personally think that 85% of the people who post here shouldn't be trusted to cut up their own meat, much less be allowed internet access. However, we, True Christians, consider it a sacred duty to familarize even the barely literate masses with the real, unabridged, unsanitized Holy Bible.

For only when the human race is clearly presented with the reality of that time-honored tome can they face the truth of what life with God is all about.

It is not easy to confront the many requirements laid out for us by God in His Holy Word. Some would say that it is impossible to live a modern life according to Biblical standards. But we say that an eternal God would not go to the bother of divinely directing His chosen prophets to enscribe His revealed Truths if He didn't actually want us to pay close attention to what He has to say and do as we are told.

So, stop asking us silly questions and grab yourself a Bible. Read it for yourself and see if you don't agree that it is time that the world stop deluding itself and give God His proper glory.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-14-2012, 03:50 AM

but I am not running from God. I do believe in him, I just don't believe in some of what the bible says.
Ok, i'll tell you guys my perspective, cause I'm tired of arguing.
Ok, first of all, I don't like how the bible says that homosexuals should be condemned/stoned what have you, second, the discrimination against all that don't believe in god is something that I don't agree with, I don't think anyone should be discriminated against no matter what. Everyone is equal, that is my belief. That's pretty much it, everything else I'm fine with, but why do we have to descriminate, and why must people force their religion on others?
But I do believe in God, I have no doubt that he exists. I just don't believe in all the things the bible says
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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-14-2012, 03:55 AM

I do agree that the world should pay more attention to God, but the way I see it, people are too ignorant to see that they should pay attention to him, and I see no way of persuading them
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but I am not running from God. I do believe in him, I just don't believe in some of what the bible says.
Ok, i'll tell you guys my perspective, cause I'm tired of arguing.
Ok, first of all, I don't like how the bible says that homosexuals should be condemned/stoned what have you, second, the discrimination against all that don't believe in god is something that I don't agree with, I don't think anyone should be discriminated against no matter what. Everyone is equal, that is my belief. That's pretty much it, everything else I'm fine with, but why do we have to descriminate, and why must people force their religion on others?
But I do believe in God, I have no doubt that he exists. I just don't believe in all the things the bible says
Oh boo-hoo-hoo! You don't like some of what the Bible says, so that makes you think you should be able to pick and choose which parts of God's Holy Word you have to follow, huh?

Well listen up, butterscotch: Jesus commands us to obey each and every word of the Holy Bible.

If you don't, Jesus is going to puke you out of His loving mouth!

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James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-14-2012, 04:17 AM

I never said I pick and choose, I stated I believe in God. I choose to believe in God. Just like I choose to disagree with some parts of the bible, and if following Jesus completely means discriminating against others, then I guess I'm getting spewed out of his loving mouth
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I never said I pick and choose, I stated I believe in God. I choose to believe in God. Just like I choose to disagree with some parts of the bible, and if following Jesus completely means discriminating against others, then I guess I'm getting spewed out of his loving mouth
Well, enjoy hell then, pal, because God in His infinite Mercy has promised to send not only queers but anyone who is nice them straight down to the lake of fire.

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Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

And Jesus and I will laugh our asses off while we listen to your screams from the pits of boiling, scalding satanic spunk.

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The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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...if following Jesus completely means discriminating against others, then I guess I'm getting spewed out of his loving mouth
So why bother? You're not going to Heaven if you don't follow the Bible 100%.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all"


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oh also, if Jesus loved me, then why would he laugh at my demise, and once again, God is the one to make the decision of whether or not I go to hell. so, in you saying that he will send me to hell, is wrong. He doesn't think like a human, he thinks like a God. becuase he is God, therefore you can never know if I'm going to hell. Even you, at such a high level of power, may find yourself burning in the lake with me. then none of us will be laughing


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I never said I pick and choose, I stated I believe in God. I choose to believe in God. Just like I choose to disagree with some parts of the bible, and if following Jesus completely means discriminating against others, then I guess I'm getting spewed out of his loving mouth

Let me get this straight--you say that you believe in "God", but you choose to disagree with parts of the Bible.

Where, exactly did you stumble upon this idea of "God" if not for the ongoing, nearly universal cultural impact of the Bible?

For two thousand years, the words of the Bible have been read, printed, discussed, preached and utilized as the basis for social standards both commonly accepted and officially legislated. Unless you believe in Zeus, Shiva or Odin, the "God" that you are likely claiming to believe has been made known to mankind through the Bible.

How you can choose to to believe in God, that is, accept His existance, but reject His revelation about His own character, His creation and His Divine Law is beyond me. Who could be sure that God is real, but reject His authority?

Oh, I know, Satan!

James 2:19
You believe that there is one God. You do well. Even the demons believe—and tremble!

And there are plenty more verses where that came from. There is even a whole book where Satan and God have conversations. So, you have to figure, just believing in the existance of God isn't the same as being right with Him.

To get right with God, you have to deny yourself and give everything that you have and that you are over to Him. And you can't please Him by refuting His commandments.

So, if you are going to choose to believe in God; don't you think that you ought to get to know Him properly? Once you get to know Him through His Own Revealed Eternal Word, then you will realize that He doesn't give you the option of disagreeing with Him. Through and through the Bible, there are stories demonstrating how God deals with those who deny Him-- and not just His existance, but His authority.

Think about that, my friend.

Authoritatively Yours,

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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-14-2012, 05:19 AM

Oh wow!
A kid is angry with us because we don't think the same thoughts about a god he made up inside his own head to substitute for the real God who happens to disagree with him and hates his fag brother and WE'RE the bigots?



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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-14-2012, 05:27 AM

I am choosing to disagree now. see? with the free-will he gave me


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-14-2012, 05:37 AM

yes, I was mad. and then I tried to have a civilized conversation with you guys, and you continually mocked me, like the immature pricks you are. Jesus Christ, you're minds are closed tighter than a Nun's vagina. You fight with the Bible, and not facts, and then, see this is the best part, you expect me to give you facts.


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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-14-2012, 05:39 AM

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I am choosing to disagree now. see? with the free-will he gave me
That's fine. You are entitled to choose Hell all you want but when you finally let the nerd rage dissipate you'll see that we are right and you are wrong about what God clearly states He wants in the only incontrovertible record of His desires that isn't just being made up in people like you's heads.

If we're ever going to have a consensus on what God wants instead of having people all over the world making up their own individual invisible friend in their heads that - shock horror - agrees with that person almost entirely and arguing over God because - well would you believe it - other people's made up gods can't possibly agree because they are made up then we have to go back to the Bible.

I mean where did you get the idea God exists from in the first place? Where did you first hear about Jesus?

The truth doesn't change just because you made up something inside your head, friend.

Just hope God doesn't kill you before you see the Truth® and your best way to do that is to read the Bible and see for yourself that we are right about what God actually wants from you.



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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-14-2012, 05:44 AM

the nerd rage? yes...because I'm just so mad here. I didn't make him up in my head, I know him from the Bible, I know Obama from the TV screen, that doesn't make me agree with Obama nor does it make me agree with the shit the TV screen spews out (I think thats something we can actually agree on)


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the nerd rage? yes...because I'm just so mad here. I didn't make him up in my head, I know him from the Bible, I know Obama from the TV screen, that doesn't make me agree with Obama nor does it make me agree with the shit the TV screen spews out (I think thats something we can actually agree on)
So if you know God from the Bible how can you say He doesn't hate queers like your brother? How can you ignore what He says about shunning atheists?

What special power do you have to know when God didn't mean what He says? Why does your God agree with you but not us?



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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-14-2012, 05:54 AM

don't you dare say shit about my brother, he almost piffleing died a couple a weeks ago, and yeah, He actually is a homosexual, have a problem with that? then why don't you take it up with him, or maybe me? I'm sure you wouldn't have the balls to confront him in real life

I NEVER SAID HE DOESN'T HATE HOMOSEXUALS OR ATHIESTS. I said YOU guys shouldn't. I wouldn't tell God what to do, obviously I have no authority doing that.
Where did I say this, please, do tell me?


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don't you dare say shit about my brother, he almost piffleing died a couple a weeks ago, and yeah, He actually is a homosexual, have a problem with that? then why don't you take it up with him, or maybe me? I'm sure you wouldn't have the balls to confront him in real life

I NEVER SAID HE DOESN'T HATE HOMOSEXUALS OR ATHIESTS. I said YOU guys shouldn't. I wouldn't tell God what to do, obviously I have no authority doing that.
Where did I say this, please, do tell me?
So we shouldn't follow our Lord's bidding because it upsets an angry kid on the internet to think his brother is definitely going to burn in Hell and he's going to join him for failing to do as God says.

"Sorry, God, I ignored you because there was this kid on the internet who was determined to respect his faggot brother..." I don't think so.
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27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
That's you. Burning. Because you don't go and actually read the bible and see the Truth® that your made up soft fluffy god inside your head can't save you from the real God who is not made up at all by people.



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Default Re: God hates garrys mod - 04-14-2012, 06:04 AM

I would rather burn in piffleing hell alongside my brother than be in a "Paradise" with you piffleing scumbags. God must be so proud of you, condemning me and my brother to hell, no I'm kidding. God must hate people like you. I'm sure when he wrote the bible he didn't intend for people just like you to say who goes to hell and who doesn't.
But still, it's not an offer its a piffleing Demand, you say shit about my brother, than you take it up with him. so when and where


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