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When God attacks! -
05-05-2008, 07:54 PM
First on Saturday, God broke the front legs of that uppity distaff bitch mare Eight Belles.
Then he sent a cyclone to kill thousands of people in Myanmar.
More than 10,000 people dead, and one horse (that we know of, there may have been some horses on Myanmar, but I doubt it, they probably ate it already).
Last night I was watching a show about big fish on PBS (yes it's secular; but on TBN was a rerun of Rod Parsley, so I watched PBS) and they claim the reason that there's not as many big fish is because there are too many people.
Apparently God agreed and thought the number was off by about 10,000 so he killed some people in Myanmar.
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Re: When God attacks! -
05-05-2008, 08:13 PM
Is Landover sending anything to Myanmar to help the survivors? Maybe some Bibles (I'm not sure if we can get any in Burmese, though)?
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Re: When God attacks! -
05-05-2008, 08:23 PM
GLORY!!!!
Just like Katrina! GOD is merely flushing his righteous cosmic toilet of "human waste".
Enjoy HELL sinners!!!!
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05-05-2008, 08:30 PM
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GLORY!!!!
Just like Katrina! GOD is merely flushing his righteous cosmic toilet of "human waste".
Enjoy HELL sinners!!!!
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How do you define a sinner (human waste)? I am wondering for I am quite different compared to normal humans. I love walking in the woods during the night listening to music. I love philosophy ( Nietzsche, Mill, Locke etc) and creating melancholic art. Is this sinful behaviour? I usually dress in black and I love the culture of my pagan ancestors (the vikings), am I going to hell for this?
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Re: When God attacks! -
05-05-2008, 08:34 PM
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How do you define a sinner (human waste)? I am wondering for I am quite different compared to normal humans. I love walking in the woods during the night listening to music. I love philosophy ( Nietzsche, Mill, Locke etc) and creating melancholic art. Is this sinful behaviour? I usually dress in black and I love the culture of my pagan ancestors (the vikings), am I going to hell for this?
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Were are you giving continuous, 24/7 thanks for Jesus in all this? Jesus died for your sins and all you talk about in "me, me, me, all about me".
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05-05-2008, 09:06 PM
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Were are you giving continuous, 24/7 thanks for Jesus in all this? Jesus died for your sins and all you talk about in "me, me, me, all about me".
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Because I have not been provided with enough proof to convince myself that God exists. Besides, I was desribing my actions and wondering if they were sins, please read what I write before you chose to answer, I have little time for explaning things that are completely clear to the average person.
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Re: When God attacks! -
05-05-2008, 08:34 PM
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How do you define a sinner (human waste)? I am wondering for I am quite different compared to normal humans. I love walking in the woods during the night listening to music. I love philosophy ( Nietzsche, Mill, Locke etc) and creating melancholic art. Is this sinful behaviour? I usually dress in black and I love the culture of my pagan ancestors (the vikings), am I going to hell for this?
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You are going to hell for your sins. It just so happens that most of the things you describe are sin.
Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.
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05-05-2008, 09:02 PM
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You are going to hell for your sins. It just so happens that most of the things you describe are sin.
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Why? The bible clearly states that God loves us. If he loves human beings, then why does he let us suffer in hell or on earth? If God is good then why does he let evil exist? And why are we, being his creations, imperfect? It does not make sense.
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Re: When God attacks! -
05-06-2008, 05:28 AM
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GLORY!!!!
Just like Katrina! GOD is merely flushing his righteous cosmic toilet of "human waste".
Enjoy HELL sinners!!!!
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How dare you judge all their fates. You are probably the by-far the blindest person here. Cosmic toilet? how disgusting. I pity you and V.
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05-06-2008, 05:39 AM
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How dare you judge all their fates. You are probably the by-far the blindest person here. Cosmic toilet? how disgusting. I pity you and V.
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Tell me, Foo, do you Seven-Day Sinners believe that God is omniscient (all-knowing) and omnipotent (all-powerful)? Or not?
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05-06-2008, 11:13 AM
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GLORY!!!!
Just like Katrina! GOD is merely flushing his righteous cosmic toilet of "human waste".
Enjoy HELL sinners!!!!
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The bible clearly states that love is the most important thing, not hate. Jesus said that we should love everyone, not hate them. So no one is human waste. At least not in a christian view.
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05-06-2008, 11:30 AM
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The bible clearly states that love is the most important thing, not hate. Jesus said that we should love everyone, not hate them. So no one is human waste. At least not in a christian view.
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You've never actually read the Bible, have you?
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
"I [Jesus] will kill her children with death." Revelations 2:23
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-06-2008, 11:34 AM
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You've never actually read the Bible, have you?
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
"I [Jesus] will kill her children with death." Revelations 2:23
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I have read the chapters concerning Jesus.
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05-06-2008, 11:39 AM
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You've never actually read the Bible, have you?
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division.--Luke 12:51
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27
"I [Jesus] will kill her children with death." Revelations 2:23
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Matthew 7:12
"So in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets."
Luke 6:27-36
Love Your Enemies
27 "But I say to you who listen: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you,
28 Bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you.
29 If anyone hits you on the cheek, offer the other also. And if anyone takes away your coat, don't hold back your shirt either.
30 Give to everyone who asks from you, and from one who takes away your things, don't ask for them back.
31 Just as you want others to do for you, do the same for them.
32 If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even sinners love those who love them.
33 If you do [what is] good to those who are good to you, what credit is that to you? Even sinners do that.
34 And if you lend to those from whom you expect to receive, what credit is that to you? Even sinners lend to sinners to be repaid in full.
35 But love your enemies, do [what is] good, and lend, expecting nothing in return. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High. For He is gracious to the ungrateful and evil.
36 Be merciful, just as your Father also is merciful."
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Re: When God attacks! -
05-05-2008, 10:26 PM
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Is Landover sending anything to Myanmar to help the survivors? Maybe some Bibles (I'm not sure if we can get any in Burmese, though)?
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I talked with some folks from Samaritan's Purse and they already had some planes nearby, so I hired them to fly over the affected area and drop 10 crates of Bibles.
They said something about not having 10 crates Burmese language Bibles, but I told them that I would prefer to send them King James Bibles anyway. The Holy Ghost caused everyone to hear the apostles speak in their own language -- I'm certain He can cause the Burmese to read the apostles' words in their own language as well.
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05-06-2008, 07:24 AM
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I talked with some folks from Samaritan's Purse and they already had some planes nearby, so I hired them to fly over the affected area and drop 10 crates of Bibles.
They said something about not having 10 crates Burmese language Bibles, but I told them that I would prefer to send them King James Bibles anyway. The Holy Ghost caused everyone to hear the apostles speak in their own language -- I'm certain He can cause the Burmese to read the apostles' words in their own language as well.
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Pastor Billy,(of course Brother V) I think you must be the only sound pastors out there...ever..! You always make perfect sense.
It must suck for God to choose an area to destoy 10 thousand folks on the weekend..
I bet I was not a sinner last Thursday Night when I was caught in a simple Tornado... Praise! I just so happened to say sorry that day. Jesus works for those that seek him. He didn't work for those just 8 miles away from me on the North and South side..
Do these Asians even exist on the map of Jesus salvation plan?
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Re: When God attacks! -
05-06-2008, 07:34 AM
Praise Jesus! The slants killed by Jesus in that Godless cesspool now top 16,000! GLORY!
I only hope these numbers aren't adversely effecting Brother Monty's sweatshop factory production.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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05-06-2008, 11:26 AM
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Praise Jesus! The slants killed by Jesus in that Godless cesspool now top 16,000! GLORY!
I only hope these numbers aren't adversely effecting Brother Monty's sweatshop factory production.
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