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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
06-29-2012, 01:33 PM
I just can't imagine how terrible it will be when we have to pay for Obama care, but don't get a life threatening illness. What a waste of good tithing money! I say we try as hard as possible to see that we see a return on our healthcare payment by eating a diet of 100% junk food just to spite Obama. All diabetics, head off to the candy store and everyone stop buying veggies for yourselves and children. Be sure to deep fry everything in pure lard and salt everything. With every grocery bag stuffed with doritos and cheetos, we will be slowly taking our country back. If we all become couch potatoes and let ourselves go, we may be able to bankrupt Obama care.
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06-29-2012, 07:38 PM
That's a heck of an idea, but you're ignoring the fact that Jesus protects the faithful from all illnesses, but especially from those illnesses that might be brought on by eating or drinking:
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Exodus 23:25
And ye shall serve the Lord your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee.
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Naturally, it would be entertaining to see millions upon millions of unsaved trash clogging the health care system by clogging their arteries.
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
06-29-2012, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
That's a heck of an idea, but you're ignoring the fact that Jesus protects the faithful from all illnesses, but especially from those illnesses that might be brought on by eating or drinking:
Naturally, it would be entertaining to see millions upon millions of unsaved trash clogging the health care system by clogging their arteries.
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Right here, this is why socialist medicine is UNFAIR and discriminatory to us TRUE Christians.
Unlike the unsaved trash NO TRUE Christian have EVER gotten ill! So if we are looking for mastectomies on our postop manboobs we TRUE Christians DONT need health care!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
06-29-2012, 09:47 PM
I'm getting reports that Justice Roberts was not born in the USA. It seems his birth certificate is fake.
We may be able to overturn this thing yet, guys!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
06-29-2012, 11:20 PM
Is it even legal for the head justice of the Supreme Court to be a TREASONOUS, GODLESS FREEDOM_HATING FAGGOT? I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS TYRANNY SO HELP ME GOD!!!
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
06-30-2012, 12:06 AM
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
06-30-2012, 12:26 AM
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Speaking as a former fornicator who's been involved in all manner of shameful genital activity, I can say from experience that this button has gotten the mechanics of the act backwards: It's the one getting screwed who does the bending over.
That you don't know this, Cranky Old Man, is testament to what a good and virtuous life you've led. I envy you for your beautiful innocence.
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
07-01-2012, 05:02 AM
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You'll have to remind me, what country do you live in?
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Me? I'm based in Warwickshire. We don't really consider it a part of Europe. Here's a map:
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
07-01-2012, 05:19 AM
Well in that case, I've got really bad news for you. Though I couldn't find any info on a UK Charger, they do sell its kissing cousin, the Chrysler 300c. Sadly, the V6 in the UK model is even gayer than the one in the US model, and there's no word of a V8 being available.
Just how gay is it? It's a turbodiesel.
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
07-01-2012, 05:29 AM
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300c
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Yes, sold here & liked by a "certain type"
I go for the big Germans as a rule - they're good value I feel. As for that Dodge, RHD can be done here but it's not cheap.
like £5-10K
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
07-01-2012, 06:10 AM
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Yes, sold here & liked by a "certain type"
I go for the big Germans as a rule
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Why am I not surprised?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
07-01-2012, 07:15 AM
I meant cars
Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
07-01-2012, 02:16 PM
I prefer Volvo!
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Re: I am seething with RAGE right now! -
07-01-2012, 02:31 PM
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I prefer Volvo!
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So do most liberals.
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