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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
10-05-2011, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted by ThelmaSue
Lol Thank you, I love it too. My husband did not so I changed it.
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hehe, I like your new one, too!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
True Christian™
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
10-05-2011, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.
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It's no accident that our Homeland Soldiers are guarding Wall Street. On the website of J P Morgan Chase: JPMorgan Chase recently donated an unprecedented $4.6 million to the New York City Police Foundation. The gift was the largest in the history of the foundation and will enable the New York City Police Department to strengthen security in the Big Apple. The money will pay for 1,000 new patrol car laptops, as well as security monitoring software in the NYPD’s main data center.
New York City Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly sent CEO and Chairman Jamie Dimon a note expressing “profound gratitude” for the company’s donation.
“These officers put their lives on the line every day to keep us safe,” Dimon said. “We’re incredibly proud to help them build this program and let them know how much we value their hard work.”
I'd be willing to tithe more if the funds were used to buy a major police department. Just sayin'.
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Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
With Jesus now.
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
10-13-2011, 08:52 PM
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Mercedes S600, Jim? Gotta have that V8 to fulfill the patriarchal macho John Wayne stereotype that your father forced you to fill, right?
Personally, I drive a SMART Car. I used to drive Volvos, but I really care about the environment and want to leave the lightest carbon footprint as possible.
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With that logic, why not walk? It would leave a lighter footprint still (or at least a lighter carbon footprint).
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
10-13-2011, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
Personally, I drive a SMART Car.
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That is not a car.
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but I really care about the environment and want to leave the lightest carbon footprint as possible
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Then you need to stop breathing now. I am sure your environment will appreciate that.
Not a car:
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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10-14-2011, 04:02 PM
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That is not a car.
Then you need to stop breathing now. I am sure your environment will appreciate that.
Not a car:
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Those things are cute and really small. I might start collecting them as a hobby. Can probably fit 20 or 30 of them in my driveway. Do you think they are big enough for the kids to play with?
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
10-19-2011, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Tyeisha X
Mercedes S600, Jim? Gotta have that V8 to fulfill the patriarchal macho John Wayne stereotype that your father forced you to fill, right?
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I'm commenting on old post, but I think this needs clarification: S600 has V12 engine. If you don't know the cars, maybe you should keep your pie-hole closed.
YiC, M
Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
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03-10-2012, 03:47 PM
Not really a bumper sticker, but it's all-around useful:
Here's one with alternate spelling and a more "weathered" look:
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Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
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03-16-2012, 11:04 AM
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Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
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04-21-2012, 02:53 PM
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04-21-2012, 04:12 PM
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Favorite bumper stickers -
04-21-2012, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Fleur-de-lis
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God does not ask us to "coexist" or tolerate the unsaved. That's blasphemy. 
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1Corinthians 5:9-11
I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.
2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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