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Anti-Masterbation Plank added to GOP Platform -
08-27-2012, 09:10 PM
It's about time.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1833840.html
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Trueman said youth access to pornography amounted to "a major, major problem," and even caused males in their twenties to develop "porn-induced sexual dysfunction."
"It's the Viagra problem for guys in their 20s," Trueman said. Young males are now spending "10 to 12 years looking at porn on the Internet and masturbating to it, so when they are getting married, they are dysfunctional sexually because their brain maps are changed. They enjoy what they've been doing for 10 to 12 years. Normal sex is not something that gets them excited."
The broader regulation, submitted by Family Research Council president and Louisiana RNC delegate Tony Perkins, also echoes GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney's position on the issue during his previous campaign for the White House.
"I wanna make sure that every new computer sold in this country after I'm president has installed on it a filter to block all pornography and that parents can click that filter to make sure their kids don't see that kinda stuff coming in on their computer," Romney said at a campaign stop in Iowa in 2007.
In February, Romney lent support to a similar effort in response to a Morality in Media questionnaire about cracking down on pornographers.
The Daily Caller reported earlier this year that Trueman, who served in the Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush administrations, had received an assurance from Romney’s campaign that the former Massachusetts governor would “vigorously” prosecute pornographers if elected president.]
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Of course I don't let my kids use a computer. They write down their lessons with a burnt stick.
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Re: Anti-Masterbation Plank added to GOP Platform -
08-27-2012, 09:29 PM
About time the nation woke up to all those pictures of naked women being naked or fornicating with men or other women is TURNING YOUNG MEN GAY!!!!!
Even if these young men don't self gay rape themselves by masturbating to these image they still will GO GAY by looking at all those writhing women bodies. It's a scientific FACT that seeing a nude women increase a man's interest in seeing the naked body of another MAN!
Those porno thing needs to be stopped NOW!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Anti-Masterbation Plank added to GOP Platform -
08-27-2012, 09:34 PM
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Of course I don't let my kids use a computer. They write down their lessons with a burnt stick.
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Indeed! Why, the Etheldreda children use the King James Version, 1611 Holy Bible exclusively for all their educational studies! I can't imagine what a computer can offer that the Living Word of God cannot.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Anti-Masterbation Plank added to GOP Platform -
08-27-2012, 09:54 PM
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Indeed! Why, the Etheldreda children use the King James Version, 1611 Holy Bible exclusively for all their educational studies! I can't imagine what a computer can offer that the Living Word of God cannot.
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The wife can't read or write and I'm to busy to teach the kids much so I set them to copy as much of the KVJ as they can by scratching it onto old canvases or in Jrs case a plank of wood. Jr must take after his mom, he's still working on "I"
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Re: Anti-Masterbation Plank added to GOP Platform -
08-28-2012, 12:23 AM
After four years an administration friendly to porn and homerism, it is great news our Party has vowed to clean up this country.
I just wish the people running the Party would realize how popular an anti porn political campaign would be with average voters. They could combine it with the always effective "less goernment" theme.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Anti-Masterbation Plank added to GOP Platform -
08-28-2012, 02:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Godfly
..."I wanna make sure that every new computer sold in this country after I'm president has installed on it a filter to block all pornography and that parents can click that filter to make sure their kids don't see that kinda stuff coming in on their computer," Romney said at a campaign stop in Iowa in 2007...
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Thanks for posting on this important topic, Brother God. It's great to hear that our Romney-bot is firing up the masses with more anti-sex red meat, diverting public attention from my company's current banking-fraud crisis (at least until the statute of limitations kicks in).
Anyway, about this proposal to require small-government mandated filtering software - I think it's a great idea, but we need to expand on it a bit. Not only should it block pornography, but it also should secretly forward reports to the Department of Homeland Security when the computer user reads liberal web sites or posts messages to liberal blogs. We're already getting good results with similar software on the TSA's Facebook web site (which is how we compile the No-Fly List), but I know we can do so much more.
TSA searching passenger for smuggled pornography
My company's programmers (based in India - hey, they're cheap!) are even working on a system where our software can identify liberals and automatically delete their names from the voters' rolls!
One little problem we do have is a thing called "Linux." Fortunately it's not very popular, but it's still a threat that we need to head off before it spreads. Linux is some kind of commie Euroweenie software where the source code is available. That is to say, it's free and beyond our control, so we can't insert our spyware into it. This is serious, and needs to be cracked-down on at once. Our lobbyists are introducing legislation right now to make it illegal to own a computer in the USA that does not come with 100% American software written by a Godly American corporation like Microsoft or Apple. Any attempt to remove the American pre-installed software and replace it with Linux will be regarded as an act of terrorism, and as such will make the individual an "enemy combatant" who can be sent to Guantanamo indefinitely without the need for a messy trial.
It is only through measures like this that we can get Big Government off our backs and preserve America's precious freedoms!
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Re: Anti-Masterbation Plank added to GOP Platform -
08-28-2012, 02:23 AM
It is my understanding that one of Mr. Romney's companies will provide a computer chip that will do all the filtering and several of his other companies will provide the pornography.
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Re: Anti-Masterbation Plank added to GOP Platform -
08-28-2012, 03:02 AM
I just saw this article that Tampa is amoung the most sinful cities in the U. S. It ranks high in the number of strip clubs and has always been know as homer central.
That's all the more reason to include the Anti-Masterbation Plank. If Republicans can clean up Tampa, they can clean up America.
http://www.religionnews.com/politics...eligious-tampa
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Re: Anti-Masterbation Plank added to GOP Platform -
08-28-2012, 05:12 AM
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I just saw this article that Tampa is amoung the most sinful cities in the U. S. It ranks high in the number of strip clubs and has always been know as homer central.
That's all the more reason to include the Anti-Masterbation Plank. If Republicans can clean up Tampa, they can clean up America.
http://www.religionnews.com/politics...eligious-tampa
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Tampa is widely known as a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah, and one of the preferred destinations of college students seeking wanton fornication and abominable public sexual activity during something known as "spring break". In much the same way that Jesus devastated New Orleans for similar activity during "Mardi Gras", I think Jesus came very close to wiping out Tampa. It is very possible that the GOP platform actually saved Tampa from Isaac (and it is now heading for New Orleans).
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Re: Anti-Masterbation Plank added to GOP Platform -
08-28-2012, 05:44 AM
All this talk about software filters confuses me. How can something you can't see or touch keep pictures of cooters off your computer?
Can't they just put things on the wires or tubes of the Internets that would catch the dirty pictures? Kind of like how a fuel filter catches the tiny specs of dirt, specs so small you can't even see them.
Some of the pictures nowadays are huge, they fill up even more than your whole monitor, or so I'm told. Those seem like they'd be easy to catch in a filter. And it's not like I look at cooters on the Interenets anyway, what's the point? I'm married now, so if for some weird reason I wanted to see a cooter, I'd just tell Naomi to let me see hers. Although I'm not sure what the point of doing that would be.
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Re: Anti-Masterbation Plank added to GOP Platform -
08-28-2012, 02:01 PM
I've been working on just such a feature in JesOS™ 8. While the mainstream users probably prefer more porn-friendly operating systems, we are intending to corner the market among Christians who need to ensure that their Salvation® cannot be lost by an inadvertent click or wayward spam email!
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