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I hate "art" -
04-06-2007, 12:44 AM
Father God created us from the dust of the earth (well, technically speaking He created men from the dust of the earth, and women he derived from men and all of that, but you see where I'm going with this). Father God is an Artist nonplussed! What He breathes life into is ALIVE! And the question I have is why can't the vile Satanists who call themselves artists learn from the Master? Do artists today create works that inspire our Praise and Thanksgiving? that deepen our awe of the Holy Sacrifice? that enrich our Love of Church and Family? Sadly, not, is the answer we too often witness, when visiting the museums and galleries in our major metropolitan areas. NOT TO MENTION THE ACCURSSED INTERNET!! Was there ever a more decadent platform for Satan to self-pleasure himself upon? Take, for example, the awful site I found today. Repugnant and without Christian merit .... But reminding me once again why , ohhhhh, I hate "art," as you do, too.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-08-2007, 02:10 PM
Unfortunately for you, we are out of the Classical Roman period and into modern times. Art does not have to be 'godly'. It needs to be expressive. If you want every one to think just like you, how will you properly recognize the depraved ones?
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-08-2007, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Kindagodly
Unfortunately for you, we are out of the Classical Roman period and into modern times. Art does not have to be 'godly'. It needs to be expressive. If you want every one to think just like you, how will you properly recognize the depraved ones?
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If everyone thought like us, there would be no depraved ones. And I fail to see how a video of an unsaved demon wearing a blonde wig and repeatedly slamming his genitalia into a videocamera while repeating the phrase "how much art can you take?" over and over again - which, let's face it, is pretty much what most "modern art" comes down to - is expressive of anything except a hatred of Jesus. Look at that piece Brother Larry posted above. Is it expressive? Yes, it expresses a message of support for terrorism. Is it worthwhile? Should it be legal? Is it good for anything other than kindling? No, no and no!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-08-2007, 09:09 PM
Im not too fond of that piece either.
Its not exactally eye catching or interesting.
Looks like something a hippy would do.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-09-2007, 12:23 AM
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And I fail to see how a video of an unsaved demon wearing a blonde wig and repeatedly slamming his genitalia into a videocamera while repeating the phrase "how much art can you take?" over and over again - which, let's face it, is pretty much what most "modern art" comes down to - is expressive of anything except a hatred of Jesus.
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Is that that Silence of the Lamb movie you is talkin' about? Oh! I had seen that movie a few years back and that thang had scurred me somethin' fierce! After that movie had done went off, I had went to bed and I was seein'... what's his name.... Cannibal Hector? I was seein' him in the shadows everywhere I looked! Ooooo! I was punished over that, bein' so scurred that I was prayin' to Jesus the whole night! That had learned me not to ever watch them unGodly scurry movies. Ain't ever doin' that again... praise Jesus!
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-09-2007, 12:58 PM
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If you want every one to think just like you, how will you properly recognize the depraved ones?
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If everybody thought like True christians there wouldn't be any depraved ones...
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-09-2007, 08:10 PM
This is why desecration of Our Godly Flag should be punishable by DEATH.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-10-2007, 12:45 AM
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This is why desecration of Our Godly Flag should be punishable by DEATH.
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Indeed, Brother. Nontheless, we must follow the Biblical command to obey secular law, and feminazi demonesses like Hitlery Klingon and Nancy Pefloozie have twisted around the concept of freedom of speech beyond all recognition until it covers scandalous attacks on Old Glory, but not "hate" crimes.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-10-2007, 05:07 AM
Somebody told me this was art.
Is it?
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04-10-2007, 02:12 PM
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This is why desecration of Our Godly Flag should be punishable by DEATH.
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No, that would bring us back to the 18th century.
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04-10-2007, 02:30 PM
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No, that would bring us back to the 18th century.
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If your point is that it's just a baby step in the right direction, I agree.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-10-2007, 04:53 PM
I see. You want to come back to times when there weren't so many immigrants, the Jews didn't have Isreal and it was illegal to drive your carriage on a Sunday. If your deity favors YOUR faith, Jesus would have come back centuries ago and wouldn't even consider coming now.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-10-2007, 06:12 PM
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I see. You want to come back to times when there weren't so many immigrants, the Jews didn't have Isreal and it was illegal to drive your carriage on a Sunday. If your deity favors YOUR faith, Jesus would have come back centuries ago and wouldn't even consider coming now.
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Jesus will come to purify the world and rescue the faithful.
Why in the world would Jesus come back, if the world were already pure? You're just being silly.
By the way, atheist, your name is misleading. You are NotatallGodly.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-11-2007, 10:43 AM
Thanks for reminding me how much I love art, LL.
Maybe I should make an artwork of my own featuring landover baptist......but, I'm afraid I wouldn't have a big enough canvas to do life-sized pics of the pastors....not unless I drove to be able to cover the vast girth.. *snicker*
Ahem....back on topic.
That flag is a very accurate piece. Well done, kudos to the artist.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-11-2007, 01:51 PM
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By the way, atheist, your name is misleading. You are NotatallGodly.
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I believe she is a Jew. Perhaps she should adopt some kind of Wu-Tang Clan style nomenclature - God'sSon Killa, or something along those lines?
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Thanks for reminding me how much I love art, LL.
Maybe I should make an artwork of my own featuring landover baptist......but, I'm afraid I wouldn't have a big enough canvas to do life-sized pics of the pastors....not unless I drove to be able to cover the vast girth.. *snicker*
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You sick pervert! What is wrong with you? You have been assigned a HUGE bucketfull of infraction points for your deviant obsession with the "huge girth" of the Godly Pastors of this Church! You need to get your mind out of the gutter and get Jesus, fast!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-11-2007, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
You sick pervert! What is wrong with you? You have been assigned a HUGE bucketfull of infraction points for your deviant obsession with the "huge girth" of the Godly Pastors of this Church! You need to get your mind out of the gutter and get Jesus, fast!
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Uhhhhh...BT dear?
I was referring to the girth of their waistband, not their tallywhacker.
And you say I have the sick mind.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-11-2007, 11:38 PM
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Uhhhhh...BT dear?
I was referring to the girth of their waistband, not their tallywhacker.
And you say I have the sick mind.
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Sorry, but your story doesn't hold water. You know full well that our pastorhood is comprised of highly-trained, extremely fit Manly Men. Why, I myself swim 5 miles each day in the olympic sized pool that Jesus has seen fit to provide. My rock-hard abs are well known. Pastor Pistle can bench press 1,000 pounds, just like Brother Pat Robertson.
To imply that our waistbands are anything other than the dimensions recommended by Jesus is a bald-faced lie, as is your pretense at a pornography-free mind. Your DOF file reveals that you use my photograph along with other pastors for vile, perverted purposes, without even washing your hands afterward. You make Jesus sick, harlot.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-12-2007, 12:15 AM
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Sorry, but your story doesn't hold water. You know full well that our pastorhood is comprised of highly-trained, extremely fit Manly Men. Why, I myself swim 5 miles each day in the olympic sized pool that Jesus has seen fit to provide. My rock-hard abs are well known. Pastor Pistle can bench press 1,000 pounds, just like Brother Pat Robertson.
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But Pastor Al also said that 'god's preferred BMI is 37' which does imply a rotund waistband, my dear Zeke.
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To imply that our waistbands are anything other than the dimensions recommended by Jesus is a bald-faced lie, as is your pretense at a pornography-free mind. Your DOF file reveals that you use my photograph along with other pastors for vile, perverted purposes, without even washing your hands afterward. You make Jesus sick, harlot.
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Oh really? I'm the sick one? Is it me who sits for hours closely studying girl-on-girl action under the pretense of 'studying thine adversary', not to mention certain pink fluffy restraining devices not to mention the bear..................!
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-12-2007, 12:22 AM
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Your DOF file reveals that you use my photograph along with other pastors for vile, perverted purposes, without even washing your hands afterward. You make Jesus sick, harlot.
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uhmmm, Brother, this is somewhat awkward, but the Church secretary gave you Sister Sue Vera's file, by mistake, not Van Hellswain's -- Although I have no doubt that Van Hellswain is capable of equally vile unrighteousness, as that which you've described and which, it seems, Sue Vera practices daily, for extended periods of time, according to the file.
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Re: I hate "art" -
04-12-2007, 12:54 AM
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uhmmm, Brother, this is somewhat awkward, but the Church secretary gave you Sister Sue Vera's file, by mistake, not Van Hellswain's -- Although I have no doubt that Van Hellswain is capable of equally vile unrighteousness, as that which you've described and which, it seems, Sue Vera practices daily, for extended periods of time, according to the file.
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