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Default NEW TOY FOR AMERICAN CHILD! - 01-02-2008, 11:24 PM

Waalikum Assalam my Landover friends

My Brothers while I am temporarily here in Pakistan have started making a wonderful new toy that I will be selling in all my 7-11 stores.

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You try, you like, you buy?
Very much cheapness I think.
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Default Re: NEW TOY FOR AMERICAN CHILD! - 01-02-2008, 11:27 PM

Hmmm *grunt* Me like special club better. Hurt crazy people who come to door with funny book with 't' on it in morning.
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Default Re: NEW TOY FOR AMERICAN CHILD! - 01-03-2008, 12:08 AM

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Hmmm *grunt* Me like special club better. Hurt crazy people who come to door with funny book with 't' on it in morning.
I bet you do like the "special club"!

Go back to your "cave", aka your boyfriend's anus.
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Default Re: NEW TOY FOR AMERICAN CHILD! - 01-03-2008, 06:19 PM

Crawl back into Golden Coral, your not plump enough yet! Soon you shall make a delisious stew!
Clever with your wits are we? Shame most of us grew out of that when we were 12 years old, maybe 5th grade is the cut off for female intelligence here.
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Default Re: NEW TOY FOR AMERICAN CHILD! - 01-03-2008, 07:21 PM

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Waalikum Assalam my Landover friends

My Brothers while I am temporarily here in Pakistan have started making a wonderful new toy that I will be selling in all my 7-11 stores.

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Does it come with an American flag we can stick up his ass?
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