[OneFailure]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I'm not so sure. There is a rumor the harlot is already pregnant. If their baby has dark skin like the harlot's mother, the Queen will kick her out of the Royal Family immediately.

You might be right but I'm going to hold out and see what happens. That most likely will happen though unless other deciding factors step in and cause her to be ousted

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

There has been yet another "minor royal" wedding in Britain: Princess Eugene (of whom it is often said "Who?") has wasted British taxpayers' money, better spent on weapons systems, on her own private extravaganza. Thankfully, my husband has his financial affairs arranged so that he only ever pays taxes in Britain during Democrat presidencies. So he is currently (if I may be forgiven for illustrating this by paraphrasing Matthew 22:21?) entirely avoiding British taxation by rendering unto The Donald the things which are The Donald's. There is much to be said for double taxation agreements.

I am so sorry, I digress. The only interesting thing about this wedding has been the "official photographs", which include this horror. Is the woman lactating chocolate milk?

[Phil Ander]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I'm not so sure. There is a rumor the harlot is already pregnant. If their baby has dark skin like the harlot's mother, the Queen will kick her out of the Royal Family immediately.

Mr Mayor,


As always you are close to the bone. Harry and Meg fled to Austria to escape the queen's wrath before announcing the addition of a quarter caste to the royal succession.


https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/austr...cid=spartanntp


Phil

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Phil Ander

Harry and Meg fled to Austria to escape the queen's wrath before announcing the addition of a quarter caste to the royal succession.

Brother Phil, what with her lineage combined with his (which is famously dubious), I very much fear that the child will end up looking like Art Garfunkel.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

There has been yet another "minor royal" wedding in Britain: Princess Eugene (of whom it is often said "Who?") has wasted British taxpayers' money, better spent on weapons systems, on her own private extravaganza. Thankfully, my husband has his financial affairs arranged so that he only ever pays taxes in Britain during Democrat presidencies. So he is currently (if I may be forgiven for illustrating this by paraphrasing Matthew 22:21?) entirely avoiding British taxation by rendering unto The Donald the things which are The Donald's. There is much to be said for double taxation agreements.

I am so sorry, I digress. The only interesting thing about this wedding has been the "official photographs", which include this horror. Is the woman lactating chocolate milk?

Aside from the discussions of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex - which sounds a bit like negro rhyming, it appears as though the bride in the photo was groped from behind by her grease-ball husband (copping a feel Harvey Weinstein style).

[Phil Ander]

Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey

Brother Phil, what with her lineage combined with his (which is famously dubious), I very much fear that the child will end up looking like Art Garfunkel.

Quote on the mark, Sister Joanna. In times past it was quite acceptable for one of the heirs to the throne to take a mistress or two from one of the lesser breeds, but to marry one is unconscionable. A step too far. Challenge to the foundations of civilised society if you will.


It would be uncomfortable all round if their daughter looked like Art Garfunkel, but there may be a particular bonding to the words "Hello darkness, my old friend" as time moves on.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I'm envisioning the Queen looking at a picture of Mrs. Ragland, Markle's mother, and cursing. "A member of the Royal Family will look like that? No!"

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I'm envisioning the Queen looking at a picture of Mrs. Ragland, Markle's mother, and cursing. "A member of the Royal Family will look like that? No!"

Once Meghan Monkey craps out the quadroon, it will be seventh in line to the throne. If Prince Charles, Prince William, his three kids, and Prince Harry were all taken out by, say, a Muslim terrorist attack, then a high yellow tarbaby would wear the crown. I hope that our British friends like Sister Joanna would have relocated to God's own America or been called to their rewards by Jesus before such an atrocity took place.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

I hope that our British friends like Sister Joanna would have relocated to God's own America or been called to their rewards by Jesus before such an atrocity took place.

Thank you, Brother. We are of course hoping for the latter, but (thanks to judicious marriages over many generations) all members of both my husband's and my families have US citizenship.

My father-in-law and stepmother-in-law have a small-ish country house near Windsor and tell us that what with her bizarre dress sense, skinny frame and snide expression, Ms Markle bears an astonishing resemblance to Wallis Simpson. This may be another reason why the Queen hates her.

By the way, another thing the two women have in common is that they thought they were going to be princesses, but of course it doesn't work like that. They should have paid attention to Matthew 23:12.