The campaigning may go on, but the Election 2016 is over.
With the latest Polls among the
Landover Baptist Congregation Members showing >95% support for
Mr. Trump among the
True Christian™ Community, it is now more than certain that our next
POTUS will represent the
Godly Republican Party.
But, as
Donald Trump said with
unprecedented magnanimity:
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"I will say this about Hillary," Trump said, after Clinton complimented the real estate mogul about his children during their often heated debate.
"She doesn't quit. She doesn't give up," Trump said. "And I respect that."
"She's a fighter. I disagree with much of what she's fighting for. I do disagree with her judgment in many cases."
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So, unfortunately,
Mrs. Clinton still tries to fight against the
inevitable, humiliating loss in the elections, and against the resulting
jail sentence that Mr. Trump will administer to her.
Unlike Mr. Trump, Mrs. Clinton has
no experience in rational, calm argumentation (Colossians 4:6), so she tries to attract the remaining undecided voters with
emotional appeals to their most
animalistic instincts. In brief,
her campaign now offers sex in exchange for votes. Thus, enter the lowest of the low (Isaiah 1:21):
Madonna. This harlot (Ezekiel 23:19) appeared recently on a
stage in Madison Square Garden, New York.
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‘If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blow job. Okay? I’m a really good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool.’
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We certainly
do believe that she has thorough experience in this kind of work, so the
"good" part of her claim is probably correct from the viewpoint of an
atheist youth whose only goal in life is quick physiological
release. Many of us do not know what a
"douche" is, so I conducted a brief Study in
Creation Science, and, please, see below for an image of a
"douche".
And these are
tools.
Well, it is quite unlikely that she would be a
douche or a
tool, so this proposal is probably
sincere. However, it is also
soul-destroying and full of
evil stuff.
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‘I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow,’
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She may be an expert when it comes to
gazing, but she ain't the one who's gonna see
God in His might in
Heaven!
Mark 8:18
Having eyes, see ye not? and having ears, hear ye not? and do ye not remember?
She may be able to ingurgitate the
precious bodily fluids of innocent men, but she'll experience some really
hard-core swallowing in the very near future!
Exodus 15:12
Thou stretchedst out thy right hand, the earth swallowed them.
This incident is just the
last one in the long line of
lewd behavior and
inappropriate acts by Mrs. Clinton during her campaign. Still, as merciful and loving True Christians™, we can still
pray that these women receive the
Essence of Jesus Himself and
Repent (Ephesians 5:24). In the worst case scenario, however, Madonna will have to
deliver her promise and
perform these unspeakable acts upon
dozens, perhaps
hundreds of men
(not women as they
cannot receive oral sex) that will
still defy Jesus and cast their votes for Mrs. Clinton and their souls for
Satan come Election Day!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer