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01-22-2018, 05:45 PM
Hello, everyone. ReignsBrose here. My username is my favorite wrestlers last names combined. Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose. You'll soon know that I am a huge fan of WWE, or just about anything wrestling related (Looking forward to Monday Night Raw tonight! 25th anniversary too! Smackdown, eh, not my favorite show...I like Raw more. Royal Rumble is going to be coming up soon! Should be exciting! Do you think CM Punk might finally return? Hmm...That be shocking.)
You'll also soon discover that I am a huge fan of the Shield. My favorite team in WWE. I sad that Dean is out due to injury . I'm hoping he'll be back soon.
Now, I'm going to assume that you guys don't like WWE? Anything wrestling related? That's all fine. Go ahead and say whatever you want about it.
As for religion...well, I don't really have one. I don't live my life by some book telling me how should live it. If I did that than I would be spending my whole life worrying if I'm doing anything wrong. I like study, read about all sorts of religions. I like to learn about a lot of things.
Off topic, but I have learned about in WW2, that other things occurred during that time. In high school, all I learned about what happened during WW2 was stuff about Hitler, the Nazis, Holocaust, Hiroshima, Pearl Harbor, and the Soviet Union. What I didn't learn about back then was the stuff about Nanking, and Unit 731. Pretty horrific stuff that the Japanese did.
Found out about that stuff while researching various things online. I'm very curious person and just like over-analyze, read into things, find some sort message in them. Just like to learn things in general.
I also believe that the Bible is not to be taken literally. I don't go around trying to tell Christians that they shouldn't believe in God, or use it to just simply put others down for their beliefs, their opinions, how they are as a person in general. I pretty much ignore the ones who constantly try to convert and tell me that the way I live is wrong. I'm always up for a friendly chat with someone though, and do welcome any who comes my way.
Well, that is all for now. Want to know more about me, go ahead and ask away.
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Re: Hello. -
01-22-2018, 06:22 PM
Hello, dear, and to our forum!
I might have missed it somewhere in your wall of text introduction, but here is a helpful hint on how to write a proper introduction - it's cleverly hidden on the top of this page, but I'll copy and color-code it for you:
The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
I hope that was helpful.
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Unsaved trash Silent creep
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Re: Hello. -
01-22-2018, 07:51 PM
Honestly, I would be pretty much considered unsaved trash in your eyes. Its all 'oh well' to me though. Not much I can really do, except if I really wanted to find Jesus, be a True Christian. You seem very nice. And I'm sure the others are here, too. Just looking out for others and wanting them to have a better life, those that they consider unsaved trash.
I haven't really read much of the Bible. Only seen bits and pieces of it online. I'll probably get to reading as soon as I'm done reading other books I have yet to finish. The Asylum For Wayward Victorian Girls (I heard the musician, Emilie Autumn, said it was a biography about her, but its pretty doubtful.) 120 Days of Sodom (Heard a lot about this book and decided to check it out. The movie was...interesting...) And Lords of Chaos.
I like to read a lot and have too much time on my hands. So, in time I will read the Bible.
I don't go church. I do churches to be quite beautiful, though. I like how they look.
That is about it for now. Looking forward to any other replies on this thread.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: Hello. -
01-22-2018, 08:06 PM
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...So, in time I will read the Bible...
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Think you can shut up until you do?
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Re: Hello. -
01-22-2018, 09:23 PM
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Honestly, I would be pretty much considered unsaved trash in your eyes. Its all 'oh well' to me though.
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Well, you cared enough to register here two months ago, and you cared enough to keep reading, and you cared enough to finally post, so I think that deep inside, you know that you desire Jesus more than anything in your life.
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Not much I can really do, except if I really wanted to find Jesus, be a True Christian. You seem very nice. And I'm sure the others are here, too. Just looking out for others and wanting them to have a better life, those that they consider unsaved trash.
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Precisely! Bringing the whole beauty of God's Word to the masses, that's pretty much our mission statement.
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I haven't really read much of the Bible. Only seen bits and pieces of it online. I'll probably get to reading as soon as I'm done reading other books I have yet to finish. The Asylum For Wayward Victorian Girls (I heard the musician, Emilie Autumn, said it was a biography about her, but its pretty doubtful.) 120 Days of Sodom (Heard a lot about this book and decided to check it out. The movie was...interesting...) And Lords of Chaos.
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Well, I'm not sure about the books you mention (and I don't care enough to google them), but let me tell you that the Holy Bible is worth reading. Millions of people killed and were killed in the name of this book over thousands of years - you must feel some curiosity what all the fuss is about, don't you?
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I don't go church. I do churches to be quite beautiful, though. I like how they look.
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Be aware - the prettie ones are the Catholic ones - they are breaking the Second Commandment with their churches decor.
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01-22-2018, 11:01 PM
Hello Mr. Brose, and welcome to our friendly forums! Please pay no heed to the arrogant atheist who taunts newcomers here. It is a well-known fact atheists have no moral compass and gravitate towards whatever source of immediate gratification they can get their hands, or willies, on first. For some reason, the Holy Ghost has put His Holy Seal of Approval on Pastor Zeke's special tutelage of this not-quite-yet-spiritual-seeker.
In any case dear, he does have a point. Many people believe they understand about the Faith of Christ through some kind of cultural osmosis - they pick it up here and there without really paying attention to what they're being fed, then regurgitate it elsewhere, mostly to an equally ignorant audience. You'll find we don't just "live our lives by some book telling us how should live it," any more than Betty Crocker just "cooks in the kitchen by some recipes telling her which ingredients to add." Does that make sense dear? Did you do metaphors in school? Can you tell me what it means to you?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
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01-23-2018, 01:02 AM
It is my prayer that by being exposed to the love of Jesus - which is abundant in these forums - you will be moved to fall on your knees in front of Christ and repent of the sinful nature with which all of us are born.
While I am a manly man, I have never been a fan of wrestling. I spend my time wrestling with principalities and fighting demons through the BLOOD OF JESUS - our primary weapon against the devil and his minions. Spiritual warfare requires purity of heart, which I praise God He has given me.
It would please me greatly to see you on your knees; it is a position which I often take. You are welcome here despite your sinful ways, because the love of Jesus rules our lives and allows us to tolerate people who are hellbound. There is hope for you.
Put aside those other books for a while and read a chapter or two of the Bible each day. We can help you understand it if you just ask us. Of course, praying to our Father which art in Heaven helps, too.
I look forward to perhaps fellowshipping with you in person someday.
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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01-23-2018, 01:32 AM
Hello Mr. Brose,
I think the fact you are a "fan" of such trash is something that does not please our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I pray you will apologize to sweet Baby Jesus and repent of such a sin and I also pray you will find Him soon!
Exodus 20:3King James Version (KJV)
3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
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01-27-2018, 11:16 AM
Hello ReignsBrose, you seem to be on quite a talking jag.
I take it you're high on speed at the moment. Please be sure to drink lots of water.
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Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance Christ's Rottweiler
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Re: Hello. -
01-27-2018, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ReignsBrose
Hello, everyone. ReignsBrose here. My username is my favorite wrestlers last names combined. Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose. You'll soon know that I am a huge fan of WWE, or just about anything wrestling related
As for religion...well, I don't really have one.
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I think you may have posted this on the wrong website. You see, the way it works is that if you are, for example, a wrestling fan, you post on a wrestling forum.
If however, you are in need of Salvation for your immortal soul, or wish to speak with those who are seeking Jesus's Love and doing God's Work, then you could not have come to a better place.
The fact that you have gotten this completely wrong indicates to me that you have brain-damage and the inference is that you got it through wrestling.
In itself, this should warn you against wrestling. If you wrestle, you will get brain damage; if you get brain damage - like mongs and cretins - you will not be able to fully "accept Jesus" and are therefore destined to stoke the fires of Hell.
I hope this clears up a few matters and you can redirect your self-publicizing effort into a "wrestling" site.
God Bless you...
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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01-28-2018, 01:53 AM
Dear ReignsBrose,
There is a story about wrestling in the Bible. Why don't you go and seek it out? That will get you started on your journey through the best-selling book of all time.
Some of the silly things that you have said about religion and Christians spring from a lack of knowledge about this important book. If you make the effort to actually read what is written in it instead of listening to other people putting their own "spin" on it to sell their books or whatever, you will have accomplished something few folks ever do.
It is a great irony that the best-selling book of all time is also the most partially read and selectively honored book of all time. It is our hope, here at Landover Baptist Church, that you will read and pay close attention to the lessons of the Bible. If you have the patience and courage to do that, you may find yourself changed. Then, like us, you will find yourself charged with the mission to share the Truth™ about the Bible with a sadly deluded world.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Unsaved trash Silent creep
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02-04-2018, 10:13 PM
@Didymus Much-Thank you for the kind welcome! Well, I did lay on the low for while, but here I am! Anyway, hello to you, too.
@Basilissa-Yes, I care enough to want to learn more about Christianity, read more in the Bible than what I have. I can honestly say that I only know some of the basics, but am willing to learn more about it.
And about the books...you wouldn't care to read them. So, I won't bother with telling you what they're about. If you really want to though, just look them up on the internet, and it'll give you a description on what they are about.
@Mary Etheldreda-Hello, Mary. Good evening to you! And okay, they don't really bother me, I just choose to ignore them.
And I understand that. Many people will misunderstand the message that is in the Bible, God's word.
@BrotherLarry-That's okay. There are many out there who are not into wrestling. And I can try to do that, read a chapter or two in the Bible.
@Vince Coreleone-To anyone who doesn't know, I am actually a woman. Anyway, that is your opinion. I love my 'wrestling trash' haha. Gives me something to look forward to on Mondays. And people say Mondays are bad...well, not when Monday Night Raw is on! But I am sad that Dean Ambrose is still out. I'm hoping he'll return soon. Maybe at Elimation Chamber? The next pay per view coming up this month. Its Vegas, and Dean lives in Vegas...Hmm...
@Faith_Machine-Sorry for the long wait. I like to take my time to think of what I want say, instead of rushing and posting a quick reply.
I'm actually on writing jag, too...my Ambreigns stories need to be updated soon and I keep putting them off!
@Ezekiel Bathfire-No, this is exactly the right place. This the introduction part of the forum, so this is my little introduction.
And who knows. Maybe you guys will put up with my love for wrestling.
Also, I don't actually wrestle. I watch wrestling. WWE, CZW, NXT, etc. Never was a fan of TNA.
@handmaiden-I'll be sure to check it out when I can. For now, I'm more interested in reading the glorious stories about Ambreigns
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Unsaved trash Silent creep
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02-04-2018, 10:42 PM
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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02-04-2018, 11:03 PM
Why don't you go bother some other forum that you don't care enough about to do even the most basic research into their knowledge, beliefs, and purpose? I'm sure there's a wide variety for you to pester with your irrelevant personal interests and observations.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: Hello. -
02-04-2018, 11:44 PM
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Why don't you go bother some other forum that you don't care enough about to do even the most basic research into their knowledge, beliefs, and purpose? I'm sure there's a wide variety for you to pester with your irrelevant personal interests and observations.
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The hell-bound atheist makes an excellent point. If you wish to "fangirl" over whatshisname, you might want to go to a whatshisname fansite.
Here at Landover Baptist Church, we accept only fanboys and fangirls of Jesus Christ. Even the hell-bound atheist is a fanboy of accurate discussions of Jesus and His story as told by the Bible.
We tolerate the future extra-crispy Canadian Bacon (I think that is what it claims to be.) because it doesn't annoy us to tears ranting about what it imagines is in the Bible. It freely admits to rejecting God, but also understands exactly what it is rejecting. Also, it doesn't insert utterly irrelevant information into our discussions.
For these reasons, we pray fervently for its Salvation. Once covered with the Blood of the Lamb, it will remain raw Canadian Bacon and will be admitted to heaven.
So, please either get with the program or find a program that gets you and your admiration for whatshis name. Now, if you will excuse me, I believe that I have an urgent need to go make a sandwich.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: Hello. -
02-04-2018, 11:55 PM
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To anyone who doesn't know, I am actually a woman.
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No wonder you waste your time in fantasy-land, you'd have serious trouble finding a husband and having a real life!
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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02-05-2018, 12:52 AM
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To anyone who doesn't know, I am actually a woman.
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That explains a lot.
Do you have your husband's permission to neglect your wifely duties to spend time here?
I didn't think so.
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I also believe that the Bible is not to be taken literally.
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Only a woman can be so devoid of logic. If the Bible is not to be taken literally, then why did God create it? How can we obey God and avoid eternal damnation without clear and consistent instructions? You make it sound as if God want's us to fail.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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03-08-2020, 04:40 AM
My dear Miss Brose,
God has drawn you here often and yet you seem to fear going the final step and giving yourself over to Jesus and everlasting life. You must listen to your heart and join with us in Christian fellowship and joyful rejoicing.
Clearly, God wants you to achieve salvation. It is a wonderful thing and futile to resist. I am praying that you will surrender yourself to Jesus.
God Bless!
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Hello. -
03-09-2020, 01:02 AM
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You'll also soon discover that I am a huge fan of the Shield. My favorite team in WWE. I sad that Dean
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I was looking forward to discovering whether ReignsBrose is a “the Shield ” fan. Having been alerted to the fact that this discovery was likely to be soon and having been waiting on tenterhooks for it to manifest I'm beginning to wonder now if it ever will.
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