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Default Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade - 06-21-2019, 11:40 PM

The only reason I am even looking at these filthy pictures is so I can see if I find my dear, sweet son Matthew amongst them. I can't believe my pure innocent child has been swept away by this hogwash


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I shall not be moved. In God is my salvation and my glory: the rock of my strength, and my refuge, is in God.
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Default Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade - 06-21-2019, 11:56 PM

The Parade is a success! More than 90000 people are marching down Divine St!

They chant "Be bold Freehold, vote Larguez not Hold!"


I will give my speech in a few minutes, and then the party will start:


"People of Freehold! Today is the day we have been waiting for a long time! Remember when you were a child, and your father came from work, and he said all the horrible things those white old males did during the day, in the name of Baptism!
Remember how when you discovered your REAL gender, they put you in ex-gay camp! Remember the shame you felt about being yourself: latino, african-american, gay, lesbian, transgender!
Remember when your brother went to play beisbol, while you had to stay at home to wash the dishes and help mom!


All inequalities in Freehold end TODAY. How are we going to start a new city?


1) SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE: no longer you will be forced to attend Church, neither you will have to tithe! Tithes are voluntary from the day I put my feet in Mayor's office!


2) WOMEN ARE EQUAL: Same opportunities to go to College, to work, to drive (drive!), to play sports


3) There are no lesser races: everyone can get anywhere!


4) Gates are open to people willing to come and do good for the city! No more waiting lists, no more never-ending applications. Just show where are you going to work, and where are you going to live, and you are in!*


5) Public demonstrations of affection are no longer punished, regardless gender, age and religion


6) Under age work is punished, including houseboys!


7) By request of white people inclined to some sort of socialism, with beards well cared for: There will be an Starbucks on Divine Street!


Let's make FREEHOLD GREAT FOR THE FIRST TIME!


YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!




*Yes this includes you, and you, and you!


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Devil Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade - 06-22-2019, 01:28 AM

All seven (and I note that 7 is a number associated with witchcraft) of these points directly contradict the Bible. Are you trying to get Freehold's status as God's favorite city revoked?

Admit it: you're not a human, but a demon in the flesh.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Default Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade - 06-22-2019, 04:17 PM

I'm sensing the long arm of communist George Soros and his thugs in funding this insurrection. We may need to put out a call to all the Christian motorcycle gangs throughout the country to help restore order.



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Default Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade - 06-22-2019, 05:13 PM

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I'm sensing the long arm of communist George Soros and his thugs in funding this insurrection. We may need to put out a call to all the Christian motorcycle gangs throughout the country to help restore order.
So true, Brother Bryon. These guys would straighten out this nonsense quick.




Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade - 06-22-2019, 07:38 PM

I didn't see anything on Fox News about this "parade". Oh, there was mention of a convention of lunatics being led by a demon-possessed, trouble-making beaner somewhere, but that was about it.

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Default Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade - 06-22-2019, 07:54 PM

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I didn't see anything on Fox News about this "parade". Oh, there was mention of a convention of lunatics being led by a demon-possessed, trouble-making beaner somewhere, but that was about it.

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I so trust Fox News, don't you Sister White? It's the only news out there that not only is endorsed by Our President but also does not have the reputation as being Fake News!


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Default Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade - 06-22-2019, 08:04 PM

We have just finished the Parade's after fiesta. What a party!Tomorrow we will resume our campaign. YES ON A SUNDAY!
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Default Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade - 06-22-2019, 08:06 PM

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I so trust Fox News, don't you Sister White? It's the only news out there that not only is endorsed by Our President but also does not have the reputation as being Fake News!
Oh, that's so very true, dear Sister Dana, absolutely! And I do thank you so much for mentioning that very important point. If it were not for the Godly journalists at Fox News, then I do not know where we would be. And have you noticed how they are under constant attack from that LIE-beral FAKE NEWS media, such as the Clinton News Network?

A blessed day to you, dear Sister Dana,
Sincerely, Isabella W.



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Default Re: Campaign starts: Freeholds' Pride Parade - 06-22-2019, 08:32 PM

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We have just finished the Parade's after fiesta. What a party!Tomorrow we will resume our campaign. YES ON A SUNDAY!
Young lady, mark my words: you WILL burn in for this!

Ezekiel 22:8 "Thou hast despised mine holy things, and hast profaned my sabbaths."

Ezekiel 22:21 " Notwithstanding the children rebelled against me: they walked not in my statutes, neither kept my judgments to do them, which if a man do, he shall even live in them; they polluted my sabbaths: then I said, I would pour out my fury upon them, to accomplish my anger against them in the wilderness."

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