[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Today, I learned of a great horror. Remember children's books about "Winnie the Pooh"? It seems that they are inspired by something far more vile than a simple-minded stuffed bear with an eating disorder. No, author A. A. Milne appears to have been possessed by demons which called themselves the Elder Gods!



I found the lyrics to a song about this vile creature. My research indicates that Tom Smith did not actually write the song, but that the lyrics were actually found in the mad scribblings of Milne himself, who thought the bear to be quite real!

Christopher Robin was slain on the altar,
Where shadows of Innsmouth run deep.
Pooh didn’t hesitate, Pooh didn’t falter,
His master’s in Rl’yeh asleep.
And I'm only a kid, I don't know what he’s doin’,
Let alone why the Great Old Ones want a stuffed bruin.

Help me if you can, I’ve got to stop
Pooh from reviving Cthulhu by one,
You’d be surprised, there’s so much to be done,
Circles to summon and bind,
Color them inside the lines,
Stop the cloth golem we all know as Winnie the Pooh….

Winnie the Pooh doesn’t know what he’s doing,
The Elder Gods got in his head.
Task after task he performs without asking
Why friend after friend turns up dead.
And the ultimate goal isn’t clearly defined,
But it’s taking a toll on his silly old mind.

Help me if you can, I’ve got to stop
Pooh from reviving Cthulhu by one,
You’d be surprised, there’s so much to be done,
Leave all the Deep Ones behind,
Making a cute Elder Sign,
Prepare for the final conflict with Winnie the Pooh….

Rabbit is missing, and Piglet was drowned
(It was thought accidental at first);
In a room without corners, Owl was et by a hound;
In his chest, Tigger’s heart up and burst.
Now there’s only us three, but we will find a way,
And I Kanga-rantee, Eeyore gonna Roo the day….

Believe me if you can, we’re gonna stop
Pooh from reviving Cthulhu by one,
What do you know, I think maybe we’re done,
Chris and my friends all alive,
Great Old Ones gone from the sky…

*yawn* Good morning, Mother, I guess I was dreaming –-
Everything’s fine – Piglet, you can stop screaming –-
What’s with that dazed look, Pooh?
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh….

Keep your children away from Pooh!

[Mike202]

Not a big surprise, since nearly all of childrens movies are like this.

[Mike202]

Originally Posted by Mike202

Not a big surprise, since nearly all of childrens movies are like this.

Childrens movies and books, sorry.

[Cranky Old Man]

I fail to see how children could enjoy books about poop. No doubt this Winnie is yet another Disney creation?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

The slants sing songs about poop. Disgusting race of little monkeys.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

I fail to see how children could enjoy books about poop. No doubt this Winnie is yet another Disney creation?

For some unknown reason, Antichrist Anarchist Milne decided to name a teddy bear after poop.

I think it was to show the utter contempt in which he held Christian children.

[LordofLols]

That "Winnie the Pooh' Song is unofficial, aka. not actually made by their creators. it is simply made by the public, with a twisted mind. So Winnie The Pooh is okay for children.

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by LordofLols

So Winnie The Pooh is okay for children.

No, it is not!

[John Creeser]

If I remember correctly, Winnie is short for Winnipeg. Winnipeg is a frozen over wasteland in far north Godless canada. It comes as no surprise to me the author went insane, his brain probably froze solid.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by LordofLols

That "Winnie the Pooh' Song is unofficial, aka. not actually made by their creators.

The "creator" was A. A. Milne. One person.

And I see you can't be bothered to read:

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

My research indicates that Tom Smith did not actually write the song, but that the lyrics were actually found in the mad scribblings of Milne himself, who thought the bear to be quite real!

[tamarawilloughby]

You should not believe every "information" you find in the internet. Those are mostly rumors. The writer only thought of this story because of a toy bear from his childhood. That is what is even said in the books, so its the most official information you can find. Also, i think winnie pooh is perfectly fine for kids considering what the story teaches children, which is the importance of friendship and looking after one another. (John 15:12-15 “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends." --> jesus wanted us to care for our freinds, too!) I do trust in the good in people, i dont think that story is evil at all. In fact, it is a really pure story that should not be made into something devilish here. You should worship those stories, i mean, look at what they call "childrens TV" now, its just getting worse and wose..

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Smiile

You should not believe every "information" you find in the internet. Those are mostly rumors. The writer only thought of this story because of a toy bear from his childhood. That is what is even said in the books, so its the most official information you can find. Also, i think winnie pooh is perfectly fine for kids considering what the story teaches children, which is the importance of friendship and looking after one another. (John 15:12-15 “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends." --> jesus wanted us to care for our freinds, too!) I do trust in the good in people, i dont think that story is evil at all. In fact, it is a really pure story that should not be made into something devilish here. You should worship those stories, i mean, look at what they call "childrens TV" now, its just getting worse and wose..

Please go to the Introduction Forum and introduce yourself to us and tell us all about your self. You seem to have some pretty left field ideas and the polite thing to do would begin with a full and complete introduction.

YIC

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Smiile

You should not believe every "information" you find in the internet...

I'll just leave that there for now.

...John 15:12-15 “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends." --> jesus wanted us to care for our freinds, too!...

No, Jesus wants you to DIE for your friends (like He did (temporarily)). It's there in plain English!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Smiile

(John 15:12-15 “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends." --> jesus wanted us to care for our freinds, too!)

No, He was speaking specifically to His followers. Not to "everybody".

[quote]i dont think that story is evil at all. In fact, it is a really pure story that should not be made into something devilish here./QUOTE]
You think "The House at Cthulhu Corner" is a "really pure story"?

[herpinandderpin]

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Are you guys serious?

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by herpinandderpin

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Are you guys serious?

/4Chan is that way.

[herpinandderpin]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

/4Chan is that way.

I don't come from 4Chan. I just find that using memes to make my point is much more hilarious.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by herpinandderpin

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Are you guys serious?

I understand that the vileness of Winnie the Pooh is disturbing. If you must:



Remember, it's down the street, not across the tracks.

Be sure to pack your asbestos underwear; suicide is murder, and you can't repent afterward, so it pretty well guarantees your ticket to Hell.

Why not try an alternative?

Meet my friend and master Jesus, and join us praising Him for His Perfection in Heaven for all time! It'll be much more fun than being burned alive for eternity in His Lake of Fire.

[Bobby-Joe]

Originally Posted by herpinandderpin

I don't come from 4Chan. I just find that using memes to make my point is much more hilarious.

Oh, so you are hilarious. I had no idea.

[herpinandderpin]

Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe

Oh, so you are hilarious. I had no idea.

Ooh, that certainly stings. I wasn't calling myself hilarious; I was just saying that using memes in a forsaken land like this is hilarious to me.

@ Rev