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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
09-22-2009, 10:04 PM
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Can you beleive, Wally smote me for this comment? Him... mere unsaved trash!!!!
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Actually, James, it doesn't surprise me a bit. Wally defended monkey spanking on two different threads today. How much you want to bet his right forearm is A LOT bigger than his left?
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
09-22-2009, 10:16 PM
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Actually, James, it doesn't surprise me a bit. Wally defended monkey spanking on two different threads today. How much you want to bet his right forearm is A LOT bigger than his left?
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I rarely say this but.....
Ewwwwww!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
09-22-2009, 11:04 PM
Obviously, we have some closeted Catholics sneaking around in our forum. This talk about M being normal is typical of Catholics, I even found that one young man thought he was doing something admirable by giving up masturbation for Lent! Jesus should strike him down, not reward him.
PS About that man with one arm larger than the other . . . Perhaps that arm should be fitted with a pirate's hook! Try pleasuring that naughty snake with with a hay hook!
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
09-23-2009, 02:37 AM
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No doubt incest and Homerism will be encourged to keep treatment costs down.
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No doubt that the latest scheme from Obama's "Science Czar" John Holdren is to turn us all into homers to cut down the population and "save the planet".
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John Holdren, Obama's Science Czar, says: Forced abortions and mass sterilization needed to save the planet
http://zombietime.com/john_holdren/
Forced abortions. Mass sterilization. A "Planetary Regime" with the power of life and death over American citizens.
The tyrannical fantasies of a madman? Or merely the opinions of the person now in control of science policy in the United States? Or both?
These ideas (among many other equally horrifying recommendations) were put forth by John Holdren, whom Barack Obama has recently appointed Director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, Assistant to the President for Science and Technology, and Co-Chair of the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology -- informally known as the United States' Science Czar. In a book Holdren co-authored in 1977, the man now firmly in control of science policy in this country wrote that:
• Women could be forced to abort their pregnancies, whether they wanted to or not;
• The population at large could be sterilized by infertility drugs intentionally put into the nation's drinking water or in food;
• Single mothers and teen mothers should have their babies seized from them against their will and given away to other couples to raise;
• People who "contribute to social deterioration" (i.e. undesirables) "can be required by law to exercise reproductive responsibility" -- in other words, be compelled to have abortions or be sterilized.
• A transnational "Planetary Regime" should assume control of the global economy and also dictate the most intimate details of Americans' lives -- using an armed international police force.
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
09-23-2009, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Wally's World
There is no prohibition against masturbation in the Bible. I think you're honestly just sexually repressed and trying to use God's Word to justify your twisted beliefs.
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I quite agree!
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Wicked witch, you are disgusting!
It is not healthy for people to feel good about themselves or to be "nice" to themselves! People who feel good about themselves go through life saying they don't need CHRIST to redeem them!
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So what you're saying is that everyone who's a Christian, came to Christianity because they hate themselves, yes? That's wonderful! If we've established the cause of Christianity, we can then create a cure! The first thing we need to do is get all the Christians out there to masturbate, to show them that they can make themselves feel good without needing Jesus. Then we'll send them all to therapy. They'll learn to accept and like themselves. Once they realise that they aren't terrible people and don't need to be "saved" they will no longer have that irrational fear of "Hell" they all seem to have, and once they aren't afraid of punishment they'll no longer want anything to do with the Christian god. Bob, this is brilliant! You've just helped to create the Cure for Christianity, one of the most dangerous diseases on the planet! You're a genius! I have to put this plan into action immediately! I'll start tomorrow, at my best-friend's boyfriend's birthday party (why she got together with a Christian in the first place I'm sure I'll never know, but it's okay now, because I'm going to cure him of his Christianity). Poor boy has spent 22 years (as of tomorrow) suffering from this disease; oh how pleased he'll be to be rid of it, it'll be the best birthday present he's ever gotten. Thanks, Bob! *Smooch*
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
09-23-2009, 06:02 AM
Okay so I know some liberal ACLU bozo will go ape-shit on me for doing this, but I had a really good method when lil' Tucker started gettin' interested over what was "down there."
I went to the shed and grabbed a stapler n made about 10 staples that attached his overalls to his soft, pansy body. Tucker was being a little nancy over a few "staple cuts" but I smacked him across the cheek and told him that in Hell staples are merciful. Satan prefers to bifurcate the torso with a 25 inch katana.
Each day I quickly ripped a staple out even though he wouldnt shut up over me pulling them out "slowly". Yeah right. Slow is for retards.
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
09-28-2009, 09:54 PM
Slow is for retards?
Is that what you are then?
Oh no. They're going to ban me. How will I live my life from now on?
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
09-28-2009, 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedWitch
I apologize if I offend the sensitivities of the True Christian Ladies who may read this post, perhaps those of you of the fairer sex should avert your eyes for a moment. Having said that, here goes!
Sex Ed teachers are telling their students that masturbation is normal and healthy because it is normal and healthy. It's also a safe alternative to sex. Would you rather your kids be sleeping around? Perhaps it isn't a pleasant idea to think that your kids are masturbating, but the solution to that is just don't think about it. And the good news is that your kids aren't the only ones doing it, gauranteed. It's actually unusual when kids don't do it (which further proves I've always been a strange sort of person). Even adults do it. It's good for headaches, depression, sexual tension (tension of any kind actually), it can help you sleep better; you can use it to learn how to prolong sex and heighten the experience of an orgasm, making your love-making even better; and it's just another way to be nice to yourself and make yourself feel good.
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i totally agree hun.. and i LOVE moulin rouge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
09-28-2009, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Mistress Nevaeh
i totally agree hun.. and i LOVE moulin rouge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just what we needed around here, another damned witch.
God Bless
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
03-24-2015, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Folks, I was very alarmed when a gal told me that her child was taught about the m activity (forgive me Jesus) during sex ed class! Is this possible? VERY CONCERNDED MOTHER GLENDORA
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M'am, I believe you made a typo in the title of this thread. You put pubic instead of public, which although amusing considering the subject, may be embarrass for you as I am sure this was unintentional.
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
03-24-2015, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by harlotismymiddlename
M'am, I believe you made a typo in the title of this thread. You put pubic instead of public, which although amusing considering the subject, may be embarrass for you as I am sure this was unintentional.
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*embarrassing* Sorry, my mistake.
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
09-06-2015, 03:21 AM
Pubic schools are perverting our youth with false testimony about M'ing and sex classes. Now the kids can do the M'ing on the internet and their phones too. They call it IM'ing and it's nasty! Nasty filthy dirty!
We hold a Wednesday night circle-prayer workshop in the youth clubhouse called "Circle Work". We'll work those demons out of our boys no matter how unpleasant things get. It's a lock-in sleepover, so bring your pillow. Crackers are provided. We start at 7 PM, and if you're late you'll have to come in the back door whether you like it or not.
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Re: ALERT: Pubic School Teaches M-----------? -
09-06-2015, 05:26 AM
Plenty of atheist demons love to " teach" children how to commit the sin of masturbation.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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