[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

I don't want an innocent sounding single women to say, "I like colors, so I'm want to paint rainbow stripes on my home." Bingo! I have uncovered a scheme to paint Satan's rainbow flag on a house in Freehold.

I think you would agree we just cannot have that.

But tha troubling thing, as I pointed out, is that the rainbow was God's sign to the earth.

Genesis 9:13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant bwteen me and the earth.

It just seems so unfair. Rainbows are God's creation and a special sign from Him. Why did the Gays have to take my pretty rainbow stripes from me?

Shouldn't we try to reclaim the rainbow symbology, just as the KKK tries to reclaim the fiery cross as the symbol that one is approaching lands headed by Christian households?

(This was done on Scotland and other reaches of Northern Europe to reassure travelers that they were not sailing into pagan lands.)


Woefully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

But tha troubling thing, as I pointed out, is that the rainbow was God's sign to the earth.

Genesis 9:13 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant bwteen me and the earth.

It just seems so unfair. Rainbows are God's creation and a special sign from Him. Why did the Gays have to take my pretty rainbow stripes from me?

Shouldn't we try to reclaim the rainbow symbology, just as the KKK tries to reclaim the fiery cross as the symbol that one is approaching lands headed by Christian households?

(This was done on Scotland and other reaches of Northern Europe to reassure travelers that they were not sailing into pagan lands.)

You make a profound point, Handmaiden, that the rainbow is a creation of God. And, you correctly point out that the wily Satan has stolen it for his own devious ends--the flag of homerism.

Thus, we are on the horn of a dilemma. Should we use the rainbow colors, including the homer color of lavender, and promote homerism, or, deprive ourselves of using these beautiful colors and rest in the knowledge that we are not promoting a sexual practice condemed by Jesus?

I believe the dilemma was resolved in my original public proclamation. It does not offically ban any color. It merely requires approval by myself of any proposed colors. I believe this would allow some colors included in the rainbow on houses, but probably not lavender or colors that are similar to lavender.

I hope this addresses your concerns.

[F. Nietzsche]

Why not go for no paint at all?

My cousin is an excellent architect, and most of his designs are wonderful and require no paint at all, while remaining very distinctive. I'm certain he would like referrals for interested clients.



Lovely, no?

[BelieverInGod]

Originally Posted by F. Nietzsche

Why not go for no paint at all?

My cousin is an excellent architect, and most of his designs are wonderful and require no paint at all, while remaining very distinctive. I'm certain he would like referrals for interested clients.



Lovely, no?

So you want us to ban house paint and make everyone who has a painted house tear theirs down and put up one of your cousins? I don't think so. I mean the only parts on my house that are painted are the trim, but I would never demand anyone else do the same.

Anyway, that looks like some sort of hippie commune or something.

[handmaiden]

Originally Posted by F. Nietzsche

Why not go for no paint at all?

My cousin is an excellent architect, and most of his designs are wonderful and require no paint at all, while remaining very distinctive. I'm certain he would like referrals for interested clients.



Lovely, no?

NO!

It looks like a blander version of a Barbie house. Open on one side so the dolls can be trotted around. It is suspiciously euro-looking. Not a proper house for decent Americans at all.

Disriminatingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Lisa H]

Originally Posted by F. Nietzsche

Why not go for no paint at all?

My cousin is an excellent architect, and most of his designs are wonderful and require no paint at all, while remaining very distinctive. I'm certain he would like referrals for interested clients.



Lovely, no?

Looks a house that perverts will hang around to watch what people are doing or getting dressed.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by F. Nietzsche

Why not go for no paint at all?

My cousin is an excellent architect, and most of his designs are wonderful and require no paint at all, while remaining very distinctive. I'm certain he would like referrals for interested clients.



Lovely, no?

I appreciate the suggestion, F. I learned from another Christian Mayor who is struggling with the same issue that homers tend to put BIG lavender triangles in the glass windows.

Now, vandals have come along and spray painted over the triangles with white cans of hardware store paint. This solves one problem but, of course, creates a law enforcement issue.

[Mistress Cookie]

I believe it would benefit the town to have a complete Color Registry, listing the colors used in both the interiors and exteriors of all Landover properties.




The "red flag" colors include:

• Champagne
• _ (fill in the blank) Mist
• Flame
• Tahitian Sunrise (or anything, really)
• Paints with flower names (Bluebell, Orchid, Rose, Lily White, etc.)

This information would not only be invaluable to the church, but would also help new owners, considering buying a property.

They have a RIGHT to know what's happened there.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Mistress Cookie

I believe it would benefit the town to have a complete Color Registry, listing the colors used in both the interiors and exteriors of all Landover properties.






The "red flag" colors include:

• Champagne
• _ (fill in the blank) Mist
• Flame
• Tahitian Sunrise (or anything, really)
• Paints with flower names (Bluebell, Orchid, Rose, Lily White, etc.)

This information would not only be invaluable to the church, but would also help new owners, considering buying a property.

They have a RIGHT to know what's happened there.

Wise suggestion, indeed, Mistress Cookie. Perhaps we could assemble a panel of Pastors to provide samples of these colors.

Following that, we could put a chart in the glass display case outside my office with actual colors displayed. The colors, and various shades of colors, that are approved could have little crosses embedded in them, signaling approval. Colors that are homer would have an X. That way people would know if they had an approved color without waiting to get in to see me. The wait has frustrated some folks so I have heard.

[Timofey]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

That way people would know if they had an approved color without waiting to get in to see me.

Mayor,

Approved colors could also be a small but lucrative income stream for the City as I am sure there will be fines for putting up unapproved colors.

Just a thought.

YIC Timofey

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by Timofey

Approved colors could also be a small but lucrative income stream for the City as I am sure there will be fines for putting up unapproved colors.

Excellent suggestion, Brother Timofey.

Perhaps we can expand on your idea.

Whenever a homeowner wants to repaint, they will need a permit issued by the Mayor.

The city can contract with a local paint supply house to custom mix the approved colors, place an LBC lable on each can, and have the paint available only through the Mayor's office.

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by Timofey

Approved colors could also be a small but lucrative income stream for the City as I am sure there will be fines for putting up unapproved colors.

Brother Timofey, this is a wonderful and valid point.

There should also be a charge for City Workers donning hazmat gear and going into the homes to remove the offending colors. Those products were made BY and FOR the homogay community, and must be treated as toxic.

(We should also check that there are not secret, hidden rooms painted in these colors.)

[James Hutchins]

Having various vested interests in Landover, I'd like to make a suggestion. How about we open a not for profit paint store. I will be happy to be the president of it. It will only sell approved colors. All residents will be required to buy their paint from there (except Pastors, Reverends and other high level Church officials). Anyone found with paint not from the town store could be fined, have to pay for the removal of said unapproved paint by town employees. This way, you'd still get the income stream from checking paint, but you'd also get a little something on the sale of the paint.

Again, I am just spit balling the concept.

[Mistress Cookie]

I would like to see the Landover Appropriate color line have straightforward, patriotic names, too.

None of this Thistledown Cream doubletalk.

[Mistress Cookie]

Also...there's a new color line out called The Inspirational Whites Color Collection.


(However, it's made by a company called "Fine Paints of Europe"...so I don't know if they're really okay or not. But it might be worth looking into?)
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[Johny Joe Hold]

I'm so greatful for the creative ideas that flow freely in Freehold.

It just might be that several of our fine residents of Freehold are not aware of the Colormesaved Paint Supply Company which leases space in the back of Tooley's Hardware Store.

I dropped by Colormesaved yesterday just to chat with the owner, Tom Chinquist. Tom had heard somehow about these ideas to either sell paint at City Hall or start a not-for-profit paint store.

Tom said, "I just happened to remember something--I don't know why it came to me. I remembered the campaign contribution I gave you. And then this other thing popped right into my brain. I remembered how I gave your card out to the painters that stopped in everyday to pick up their paint. I just don't know why I happened to remember these things--hadn't thought about them for months."

Now, here, I want to be sure nothing "political" gets entangled with doing the right thing. The right thing is preventing homer colors from appearing on Freehold houses. I'm just wondering if we can work Tom into the program some way and arrive at the goal we all seek.

[Timofey]

Good evening All,

Perhaps as a point of Pastor Pride Color Palette each of the Landover Pastors could have their own unique color scheme. I would love to have Pastor Ezekiel colors all over my home, inside and out.

Proverbs
3 Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and your plans will succeed.

GLORY!!!

[Choir Girl]

Originally Posted by Timofey

Good evening All,

Perhaps as a point of Pastor Pride Color Palette each of the Landover Pastors could have their own unique color scheme. I would love to have Pastor Ezekiel colors all over my home, inside and out.

Proverbs
3 Commit to the LORD whatever you do, and your plans will succeed.

GLORY!!!

What a good idea, each neighbor hood would blend together in Perfect Pastor Color. We could host a paint social, complete with baked goods and homemade lemonade.

[MitzaLizalor]

Vegetables are being hijacked now. Aubergine, Pumpkin, Avocado, there's a subtext when used for houses and another question I have: should brick houses be painted? That is should the brick exterior walls be painted all over? I do not think pearlescent paint should be used for houses. Is that correct?