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Default Re: True Christian™ Parent's Guide to Extracurricular Activities - 08-26-2011, 11:12 AM

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Hey there pal if I ever run into you on the street I'll beat you like a rented mule. HOW DARE YOU spew bile like that about God's favorite country!?
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This is so typical democrat behaviour, Fred Phelps is a filthy democrat who hates George W. Bush, and its just because of Obama that Westboro Paptist Church is a legal organization who are allowed to spread their hatred against capitalism, Godly American soldiers and Godly Republicans! Indeed they are just a bunch of America-hating commies, just like all other democrats
I think we should call them "Westboro Paptist Church" instead of "Westboro Baptist Church" from on now, because they do not deserve to be called Baptists. One of their websites is called "GodHatesAmerica", if they were real Baptists it would be called "GodLovesAmerica"
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Default Re: True Christian™ Parent's Guide to Extracurricular Activities - 08-28-2011, 12:57 AM

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What is your opinion on Cross Country?
What is your opinion on Christ's temporary sacrifice for my sins?
Allow me to humbly and profusely apologize for my coming late to the party. In my defense I can only say that this thread was not active previously.

As you have so eloquently pointed out to skaterfog, visitors should keep in mind that this forum is devoted to True Christians™ who want to share their love and worship of our beloved Jesus. Yet I think we do have an obligation to instill knowledge to those who are ignorant. But for the life of me, I can't understand why people are too lazy to pick up a Bible and read it to find answers.

In answer to skaterfog's question I might direct our visitor to these passages:
Hebrews 12:1 -- Wherefore, seeing wee also are compassed about with so great a cloude of witnesses, let vs lay aside euery weight, & the sinne which doth so easily beset vs, and let vs runne with patience vnto the race that is set before vs, Looking vnto Iesus the Authour and finisher of our faith, who for the ioy that was set before him, endured the crosse, despising the shame, and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God.
II Timothy 4:7 -- I haue fought a good fight, I haue finished my course, I haue kept the faith.
Galatians 2:2 -- And I went vp by reuelation, and communicated vnto them that Gospel, which I preach among the Gentiles, but priuately to them which were of reputation, lest by any meanes I should runne, or had runne in vaine.
Galatians 5:7 -- Ye did run well; who did hinder you, that ye should not obey the trueth?
Philippians 2:16 -- Holding foorth the word of life, that I may reioyce in the day of Christ, that I haue not runne in vaine, neither laboured in vaine.
II Timothy 2:5 -- And if a man also striue for masteries, yet is hee not crowned except hee striue lawfully.
I Corinthians 9:24-26 -- Know yee not that they which runne in a race, runne all, but one receiueth the price? So runne, that yee may obtaine. And euery man that striueth for the masterie, is temperate in all things: Now they doe it to obtaine a corruptible crowne, but we an incorruptible. I therefore so runne, not as vncertainely: so fight I, not as one that beateth the ayre:


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II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Default Re: True Christian™ Parent's Guide to Extracurricular Activities - 08-28-2011, 01:04 AM

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Hey there pal if I ever run into you on the street I'll beat you like a rented mule. HOW DARE YOU spew bile like that about God's favorite country!?
God's favourite country?




Where did God say that America was his favourite country?

Or is that yet another 'fact' you have so viciously pulled out of your own evangelical arse?
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Default Re: True Christian™ Parent's Guide to Extracurricular Activities - 08-28-2011, 01:25 AM

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God's favourite country?




Where did God say that America was his favourite country?

Or is that yet another 'fact' you have so viciously pulled out of your own evangelical arse?
Read the Bible for answers instead of bugging us. Go away.


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Default Re: True Christian™ Parent's Guide to Extracurricular Activities - 08-28-2011, 02:15 AM

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Read the Bible for answers instead of bugging us. Go away.
I have read your precious KJB several times.

It does not once refer to the United States of America (Which did not exist at the time the KJB was published) moreover it does not say that it is God's favourite.

I suggest you pick up that Bible again buddy.

And before you start ranting about the country being founded by Christians, Jefferson, Franklin, and other founding fathers were deists.
In the Treaty of Tripoli, George Washington said that America was in no sense founded on Christian principles.

There is no mention of god in the Constitution and the only mention of god in the Declaration isn't religion specific, it refers to nature's god. "In god we trust" was added to America's money as was "one nation under god" in the Pledge of Allegiance nearly two centuries after America was already established. If you look at old money, there is no mention of god. You don't have to swear on the Bible, it's a choice.

Beyond that, the Establishment Clause of the Constitution makes America legally secular, so all i just said really doesn't matter.

Oh and 'BillyBobJenkins' If you are reading this, go piffle yourself. You aren't my 'better' nor will you ever be. I've stepped in white dog shit better than you. Dont you think you have the moral high ground because your favourite bed time story says so.
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Default Re: True Christian™ Parent's Guide to Extracurricular Activities - 08-28-2011, 02:18 AM

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I have read your precious KJB several times.

It does not once refer to the United States of America (Which did not exist at the time the KJB was published) moreover it does not say that it is God's favourite.

I suggest you pick up that Bible again buddy.

And before you start ranting about the country being founded by Christians, Jefferson, Franklin, and other founding fathers were deists.
In the Treaty of Tripoli, George Washington said that America was in no sense founded on Christian principles.

There is no mention of god in the Constitution and the only mention of god in the Declaration isn't religion specific, it refers to nature's god. "In god we trust" was added to America's money as was "one nation under god" in the Pledge of Allegiance nearly two centuries after America was already established. If you look at old money, there is no mention of god. You don't have to swear on the Bible, it's a choice.

Beyond that, the Establishment Clause of the Constitution makes America legally secular, so all i just said really doesn't matter.

Oh and 'BillyBobJenkins' If you are reading this, go piffle yourself. You aren't my 'better' nor will you ever be. I've stepped in white dog shit better than you. Dont you think you have the moral high ground because your favourite bed time story says so.
You lie.


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