[Wide-Open]

Those cathlycks had it coming.

Woman jumps Pope

VATICAN CITY (AP) — A woman jumped the barriers in St. Peter's Basilica and knocked down Pope Benedict XVI as he walked down the main aisle to begin Christmas Eve Mass on Thursday.

The 82-year-old pope quickly got up and was unhurt, said a Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Ciro Benedettini. Footage aired on Italy's RAI state TV showed a woman dressed in a red jumper vaulting over the wooden barriers and rushing the pope before being swarmed by bodyguards.

The commotion occurred as the pope's procession was making its way toward the main altar and shocked gasps rang out through the public that packed the basilica. The procession came to a halt and security rushed to the trouble spot.

More here.

1 Timothy 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

That's what you get for being the Antichrist and sucking up to the Anglikans, Ben!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

SHOUT GLORY!!

Jesus is obviously sending that wicked antiChrist a message: REPENT NOW!!

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

SHOUT GLORY!!

Jesus is obviously sending that wicked antiChrist a message: REPENT NOW!!

I guess she was too old for him, and of the wrong gender.

Jesus warned him for the last time.

[Jenni111]

Yes! A perfect place to put my art

[Wide-Open]

Not sure what he was doing here?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

A woman in a hoodie beat up a man in a wedding dress? Only in the Vatican't ... or in Sin Francrisco, but then, they do seem to bear a resemblance.

[Brother Enoch]

After an impact like that I'm surprised there was anything left but dust. And the hat, of course.

[Father Maurice Lester]

How sad it is when on this Holiest of Days none of you Baptiwts could find a kind word for an old man who was violently attacked by a lunatic.

I can assure you that two separate and important investigations are underway as we speak.


1: Security breach.

This should never of happened and some lads need to be sent back to Switzerland fast. Even the local police could have done a better job with just a small bribe or two.



2: Those shoes.

What excuse can there be for the total lack of colour co-ordination between footwear and robes? Hello... is Stevie Wonder dressing His Holiness now?


Fortunately The Pontiff is fine and no worse for wear and tear and we finally get to see how the new wheel-chair ramps in the Pope's dining chambers suit Cardinal Etchegaray who took one for team God.




Bless you, my jealous Jew-baiters
Father Mo

[Samuel Coleridge]

Originally Posted by Father Maurice Lester

2: Those shoes.

What excuse can there be for the total lack of colour co-ordination between footwear and robes? Hello... is Stevie Wonder dressing His Holiness now?

I see you're a friend of Dorothy, priest. I'm reasonably sure your pontiff tried to click his heels together three times after said attack.

Your humble servant who doesn't swing that way,
Sam

[Brother Temperance]

A true sign of God's love for all His children on this special day. Praise Him! Just a shame she didn't bash that old demon with a cathedral like that other muddle-headed wop did.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Brother Temperance

Just a shame she didn't bash that old demon with a cathedral like that other muddle-headed wop did.

I guess she didn't have a miniature Dom ready.

[SUV]

I can guess who did it. Here is her mug shot:

[Mistress Cookie]

The 82-year-old pope quickly got up and was unhurt, said a Vatican spokesman, the Rev. Ciro Benedettini.

I think this part is highly suspicious. This "pope" is quickly back on his feet after being hit, cool and unruffled?

This implies he's used to such treatment. Perhaps, even, has come to accept it.

Is this "pope" merely a figurehead in public, but the bishops', etc., whipping boy behind closed doors? Who really knows what they do to him, behind the vatican walls???

I think this event may just be the "tip of the iceberg".....

[Noah Dint]

According to the eye witness report the Pope landed directly on top of a lady. We may very well have it backwards. Perhaps the heathen set it all up so that he could "lay hands" on someone he had HIS eye on.

Jesus teaches us that not everything is as it seems.

-ND

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

I guess she didn't have a miniature Dom ready.

Who said anything about a miniature one? Personally, I shall be praying that when this Godly woman continues her holy crusade next Christmas (while wearing the same coat, of course), the Lord blesses her with the strength to lift an entire cathedral out of the ground and smite the old cross-dresser with it. Now that would be a Christmas miracle we could all appreciate!
By the way, did anyone else see CNN's Godly coverage of the story? In case pressure from Big Papism forces them to change their headline, I'll reproduce it here for posterity:

Woman knocks down pope at Mass; Christmas celebrations begin

Well said! Hallelujah!

[Mistress Cookie]

Originally Posted by Noah Dint

According to the eye witness report the Pope landed directly on top of a lady.

OMG....has she been tested?