[Free Market Fred]

I'm sure by now that all of you have seen the news - a bunch of unwashed Marxist hippie terrorists have "occupied" Wall Street. At first there were only a few, but now there are thousands. And now they are no longer satisfied with spreading their commie Muslim ideas on Wall Street - their fellow travelers have come out of the woodwork in Los Angeles and other big cities across America. Many of them are armed and dangerous, carrying deadly weapons like cardboard signs, cell phones and video cameras.

In short, this is a full-fledged insurrection! They are holding up signs advocating the prosecution of Wall Street "banksters." The gall of these people! They are attacking the job creators, who represent everything that is good in America - the stock market, motherhood, apple pie, the Bible, guns, laser-guided missiles.

Early on when these protests began, I called up my good friend, Mayor Bloomberg of New York, and told him that he had to crack-down and clean-up before this thing spread. He obligingly sent out a few dozen goons to spray mace, beat a few heads with nightsticks, and arrest several hundred people for "resisting arrest." Personally, I thought that this was a pretty wimpy response, and suggested that machine guns would have been more appropriate, but he brushed off that suggestion and assured me that mace, nightsticks and plastic handcuffs would be sufficient to protect the rich and get things under control.

Well, I think subsequent events have proven me right. It's time to take the gloves off. At my company's factories in China, when some commie agitator forms a union and there is an impromptu strike, I call up my friends in the Communist Party and they send out a few tanks to run over the picketers. That's remarkably effective, and better than machine-gunning everybody since we don't want to lose our skilled workforce, just scare the beejesus out of them. The Chinks even have an expression for this in their babble-language - translates as "Kill the rooster to scare the monkey." I guess since Chinks more-or-less look like monkeys, that makes even more sense.

Anyway, about New York...Now that the number of protestors has mushroomed into thousands, tanks can no longer do the job. We need a "final solution" so that this never happens again. Air strikes would be cool, except that would cause too much property damage, and my company has quite a bit invested in lower-Manhattan real estate. Thus, I think we'll have to go with nerve gas - it eliminates people, but protects private property.


Humane warfare: protecting private property


Saddam shows how it's done

One problem we might have is that it could be difficult to find American soldiers who would willingly nerve gas their fellow citizens. That's why I suggest we oursource the job to foreign mercenaries. I've got some good connections with the Chink military, and they'd be happy to do this work. They have a lot of experience, and you can't beat their prices.

As a patriotic American, I demand that we restore law and order to Wall Street. True, it might get a little messy, but as that great philosopher Jolly Joe Stalin once said, "if you want to make a good omelet, you've got to break some eggs." I know that God would approve, because he's done it so many times himself with those plagues. His bio-warfare experiments top anything we humans have done, though my company continues to work hard on our enhanced small pox virus research. I almost can't wait until President Perry launches his war against Iran - those bio-weapon contracts will be like minting gold.

[Holyservant]

They is obomanations! They have no rite being Americans! How dare they question the authority of man. I mean what would Jesus do?
I know what he wouldn't do and that is flip over tables and question his government. Jesus was a good man. A REAL American! Terrorists! ALL OF THEM!

[A Follower]

Let me first state that I have no problem with people protesting, the American people are granted the right peaceably to assemble in the Constitution. But unlike the union thugs in New York, I think that this right should not be abused, it should be reserved for important matters and people should take care not to harass and inconvenience hard working Americans. If these socialists want to exercise their rights they should be mindful of the "peaceably" requirement and hold protests in free speech zones like basements, cordoned off stadiums or fields outside the city. Blocking pavements and streets in the middle of the city leads to violence as we have all seen on TV, and by going against the Constitution in this matter these hippies are anti-American and by legal definition traitors.

[lukasekman]

If I was a president, I would approve a nerve gas attack.
With Obama in office, you can however always use your Godly SUV to run over protesters and other gangsters. If he send some liberal cops to hunt you down, drink whiskey and let Jesus guide your SUV to safety (with maybe a few more roadkills on the way).

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Help is on the way. On the website of J P Morgan Chase:

JPMorgan Chase recently donated an unprecedented $4.6 million to the New York City Police Foundation. The gift was the largest in the history of the foundation and will enable the New York City Police Department to strengthen security in the Big Apple. The money will pay for 1,000 new patrol car laptops, as well as security monitoring software in the NYPD’s main data center.

New York City Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly sent CEO and Chairman Jamie Dimon a note expressing “profound gratitude” for the company’s donation.

“These officers put their lives on the line every day to keep us safe,” Dimon said. “We’re incredibly proud to help them build this program and let them know how much we value their hard work.”

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

PROOF that the protestors are islamists: an Egyptian ally of the Muslim Brotherhood is providing advice for them!

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/article...treet?page=0,0

[HTannor]

Originally Posted by Trent Harvey, Jr.

The money will pay for 1,000 new patrol car laptops, as well as security monitoring software in the NYPD’s main data center.

My first thought upon reading this was that giving the forces of law and order another tool to fight those pot-smoking tie-dyed hippie commies is a good idea.

I will be more assured if they use the money to purchase Godly Dell laptops rather than those homo-enabling macs.

[Bobby-Joe]

Were what happened to our SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS in all of this?

What happened to us REAL American's FREEDOM of SPEECH!!!

Were is the MILITARY???

Freedom means being free of gangs of ARMED THUGS lose on the streets of our nation's CITIES!!!!

It's some we sent the Godly US MARINES into kick some HIPPIE ASS!!!

We need to take back our country NOW!!!

WE'RE ALL HANK WILLIAMS JR. NOW!

[A Follower]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

These "protestors" are nothing but Obama's thugs sent out on his orders to distract America from the EXCELLENT GOP field of candidates touring the nation right now. Well it won't work.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Here is what they should be occupying:

[SUV]

Dear God, is that mustard gas? How I do so love all things Traditional

[VictoryOS]

Since these lazy communist hippies don't love America, why don't they all move down to Cuba?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by VictoryOS

Since these lazy communist hippies don't love America, why don't they all move down to Cuba?

Well I'm sure that's where Obama had them trained.

[Free Market Fred]

The commie terrorists are still at it, and have escalated their attack on America. Just take a look at the video in this news article:



As you can see, a commie liberal lawyer walking in the street was run over by a speeding police motor scooter. To make it worse, he lib fell down, groaning in pain and bleeding on the street. That's obstruction of traffic, assaulting an officer, and littering (taxpayers will have to pay to clean up that blood!). It's even possible that the motor scooter got scratched, so we can add "destruction of government property" to the list of crimes. Of course, the police were right to arrest him. Not surprisingly all the terrorists immediately started taking pictures and videos of the arrest, yet another criminal act.

If all that wasn't bad enough, here is an even more outrageous story. One of the commie protesters is gay and wears an earring, so a policeman rightly comes up behind him, spins him around and punches him to the ground. Being gay in public (think of the children!) should be a felony. But to make it all worse, it turns out that the fag is HIV-positive and the cop got blood on his hand. So just maybe that police officer will get AIDS! This is germ warfare!

I think the police have shown remarkable restraint, but it's time to crack down. I say bring out the with machine guns. It's what Jesus would do.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

This whole #OccupyWallStreet movement just shows how bad GREED is destroying our country. When a minority of criminals feel entitled to take the entire plate and leave nothing for the rest of us! When our rights are being trampled and we no longer live in a Free Country.

Allow me to explain...

That is what these commie traitors are doing. They are nothing but greedy consumers who produce nothing. People like the CEOs of Goldman Sachs and Bank of America are hard-working individuals who are carrying the weight of America on their shoulders, while all these jobless welfare brats want something for nothing. These people claim to be the "99%" but it's clear they're just a vocal minority. A couple thousand people on Wall Street is NOT 99%....that's not even 1%! And as mentioned, how come our rights are being trampled on, when innocent bankers cannot even walk down Wall Street without being assaulted by violent plebes? Why can't cops exercise their right to arrest people without due cause? Why is our military having their hands tied behind their back when they need to be on Wall Street, bashing skulls in and using high-tech heatwave crowd dispersal weapons?

[Marshall]

Well if he was AT WORK instead of being a communist degenerate screaming profanity in the streets then he wouldnt have been run over. I saw the video and he was easily exaggerating. Those are scooters not Sherman tanks. There is no way that hurt nearly as bad as his whining squirming and screeching would lead you to believe. He was probably on weeds and smoking doobs before he was obstructing traffic with his retarded chanting and moaning.

Why arent these people at work? This is the middle of the week and they are outside of where people work protesting the work the people are doing? They want jobs but they dont want the people inside to have jobs? I dont get it. Its like they are completely empty-headed and are only there to scream and smoke drugs and beat their drums in a circle. And get arrested and poop on policecars and get peppersprayed.

You dont see Teaparty people being arrested and maced. Jesus clearly supports the Right, why are these OWS people even bothering?

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

It's pretty clear none of those protestors are willing to work for Jesus. I suppose they all want Obama jobs – like GS14 economic advisors for HUD.

Now as he walked by the sea of Galilee, he saw Simon and Andrew his brother casting a net into the sea: for they were fishers. And Jesus said unto them, Come ye after me, and I will make you to become fishers of men. And straightway they forsook their nets, and followed him. And when he had gone a little further thence, he saw James the [son] of Zebedee, and John his brother, who also were in the ship mending their nets. And straightway he called them: and they left their father Zebedee in the ship with the hired servants, and went after him. And they went into Capernaum; and straightway on the sabbath day he entered into the synagogue, and taught. And they were astonished at his doctrine: for he taught them as one that had authority, and not as the scribes.

Mark 1:16-21

[Dan U. Holier]

Those OWS idlers should rather occupy jobs than Wall Street, the symbol of true free-market values.

One of the most noble achievements of recent US governments was to spend $950 billion of taxpayers’ money to help unfortunate, underprivileged financial elites - and those OWS freeloaders are trying to ruin it all by now! Traitors! Terrorist! Send them to Gitmo!

YiC, DUH

[HTannor]

I salivate at the thought of those commie-pinko-terrorist-child molester homers being brought before my court.

We're talking serious hard time looking them in the face.