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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Astralien News Channel Tells Kids When to Kill Themselves -
06-13-2008, 03:33 PM
Carbon Footprint Game tells kids when they should kill themselves.
See! Even their own government knows they will grow up to be nothing more than worthless drunks.
Play the game here:
http://www.abc.net.au/science/planet...house_calc.htm
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Re: Astralien News Channel Tells Kids When to Kill Themselves -
06-13-2008, 03:51 PM
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This game must be targeted toward enviroemos! I thought perhaps you were kidding, but it actually calculates "when you should die" to avoid using up more than "your fair share" of resources. It even makes your little "piggy" (they represent people as PIGS, attempting to instill guilt for making use of the resources God gave us) EXPLODE!
My fair share is exactly whatever amount I PAY to use! There is no reason I "should die" at the age of 1.9 years!!
Fortunately, Sister BTB, there's another game on that very site which promotes Godly values of consumption and dominance over the planet!
http://www.abc.net.au/science/planet...anetslayer.htm
Select "How to Slay" and protect your wardrobe (doubtless lovely, if your avatar is any indication) from ravaging hordes of PETArds and envirofascists!
(OK, you only get to shoot at symbols of things like recycling, not actual PETArds. But wouldn't that make a great game?)
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Astralien News Channel Tells Kids When to Kill Themselves -
06-13-2008, 04:19 PM
I'm not sure what that little pervert dog is about to do:
But with a name like that, you can never know.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Astralien News Channel Tells Kids When to Kill Themselves -
06-19-2008, 06:07 AM
Well, I should have died at age 15.5. So goodbye, cruel world... please don't blame yourselves...
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Astralien News Channel Tells Kids When to Kill Themselves -
06-19-2008, 11:39 AM
That's disgusting! Those people are evil! Children should be reading Bible stories, not being brainwashed by the libral vegetarians.
Those people hate themselves because they don't love God.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Astralien News Channel Tells Kids When to Kill Themselves -
06-19-2008, 12:04 PM
How Godless and blind these people are to be thinking about "greenhouse gases" and "future generations" and all of this. Don't they know the rapture is coming? It's the end of times, and instead of getting right with God, they deny Jesus's imminent return, they deny the rapture.
We'll see how many greenhouse gases are released by their hair burning while being sodomized by demons in the pits of Hell. What a glory it is to be a child of God.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Astralien News Channel Tells Kids When to Kill Themselves -
06-19-2008, 12:52 PM
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How Godless and blind these people are to be thinking about "greenhouse gases" and "future generations" and all of this. Don't they know the rapture is coming? It's the end of times, and instead of getting right with God, they deny Jesus's imminent return, they deny the rapture.
We'll see how many greenhouse gases are released by their hair burning while being sodomized by demons in the pits of Hell. What a glory it is to be a child of God.
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Amen Alex! What these monkey worshipers don't seem to realize is that "global warming" is proof positive that hell is real.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Astralien News Channel Tells Kids When to Kill Themselves -
06-19-2008, 02:40 PM
This is shocking! Killing abos is Jesus' job, and those abos shouldn't be trying to pre-empt him. Then again, it's not like any of those drunken redskin blackfellas ever live past the age of 25 anyway, so who cares?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Astralien News Channel Tells Kids When to Kill Themselves -
06-19-2008, 11:44 PM
Well, if I’d actually flown anywhere instead of travelling alone in a private train, I think my total of 1.5years would have been reduced to an abortion!
The other thing is that the hog grows to quite a good size – why would anyone want a skinny runt? Do all those Austrians live on bones and offal?
PS I agree with Brother Nobar, there’s something creepy about that dog.
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Re: Astralien News Channel Tells Kids When to Kill Themselves -
06-19-2008, 11:56 PM
Stupid enviro-homer!s! I only played to watch the piggies wink.
And to see if Landover's own girlie-Man, Darren Ingram-Myers, would have the Stones to show up
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