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Re: Crisis in California! Lawns are dying! -
08-02-2015, 10:35 PM
If water must be conserved, shouldn't they start by putting all the homers into cages with water bottles?
Start with West Hollywood, and move onward.
That will stop all this water douching that wastes rivers, fag sex and at least start some Godly punishment!!!
Isaiah 12:21 (KJV) -- Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers
Ezekiel 9:6 (KJV) -- Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women
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Re: Crisis in California! Lawns are dying! -
08-03-2015, 04:37 AM
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If water must be conserved, shouldn't they start by putting all the homers into cages with water bottles?
Start with West Hollywood, and move onward.
That will stop all this water douching that wastes rivers, fag sex and at least start some Godly punishment!!!
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With water bottles?? How....liberal.
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Re: Crisis in California! Lawns are dying! -
08-03-2015, 01:26 PM
I believe that the citizenry of California has largely missed the significance of their water shortage. California has always been fairly dry, but the presence of large numbers of swimming pools and warehouses full of Perrier water from godless France has kept the state from bursting into flames in a general conflagration. The Lord God has shrewdly retarded the amount of snow He sent to the mountains of California, thereby creating a shortage of water for putting out or preventing fires. We have already seen some of the results and it is just now the beginning of August, the hottest month of the year. I believe we will now see some of the fires already burning come together with Godly resolve and finally burn up the entire state and possibly the rest of the West Coast as well. Finally, we may well see the just destruction of the wickedest place in America.
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Re: Crisis in California! Lawns are dying! -
08-03-2015, 06:56 PM
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I believe we will now see some of the fires already burning come together with Godly resolve and finally burn up the entire state and possibly the rest of the West Coast as well. Finally, we may well see the just destruction of the wickedest place in America.
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I see a business opportunity here, celebratory Christian charter flights over the burned and charred California. They could include piped in hymns praising God and his justice. I would buy a seat tomorrow.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Crisis in California! Lawns are dying! -
08-03-2015, 07:16 PM
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I see a business opportunity here, celebratory Christian charter flights over the burned and charred California. They could include piped in hymns praising God and his justice. I would buy a seat tomorrow.
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To say nothing of the real estate opportunities that will be available. Once the local population is consigned to ashes or possibly the Pacific Ocean, if an earthquake is employed, there will be plenty of fine properties at discounted prices.
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Re: Crisis in California! Lawns are dying! -
08-04-2015, 09:19 AM
Yesterday afternoon, during home-schooling current affairs class, we were all watching live footage of the wildfires currently consuming California and my daughter - remembering a previous lesson about the drought that God has also inflicted on these heathen fornicators - asked "Why, if there is such a shortage of water, is the fire service using water to try and extinguish the flames?"
She went on to point out that if God did not want California to burn, he would not have sent fire and drought simultaneously, though it is a shame about the lawns.
If a 6-year-old girl can see this, why can't the people in charge?
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Re: Crisis in California! Lawns are dying! -
08-09-2015, 03:22 AM
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Well, to make a long story short, we got the hospital's water ration before they could waste it, and the Torrey Pines Golf Course was saved from extinction. This is a true environmental success story. Plus we signed that contract with the ragheads, giving us another year of cheap oil. So it's a win-win for the free market, and a death blow to Obamacare!
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Well praise Jesus! It looks like your efforts paid off! 3/5 of golf courses in California are refusing to report their water usage! I'm pretty upset about the other 2/5 of golf courses that have brown courses though that are reporting their water usage. We should boycott those golf courses. Nobody wants to golf on courses with brown lawns.
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Ordinary Californians have stepped up: Homes and businesses cut their water use 27 percent in June, and the state’s largest cities all met their targets. Many golf courses are taking the drought seriously as well, as evidenced by the brown grass and desert landscaping that have become increasingly common at Coachella Valley golf courses.
But are most golf courses following the rules?
It’s an impossible question to answer. With uneven transparency from the golf industry and no enforcement from the state, water use at many golf courses remains shrouded in mystery, a Desert Sun investigation has found.
Over the past two weeks, The Desert Sun contacted more than 50 Coachella Valley golf facilities covered by the new water rules in an effort to find out whether and how they’re complying. Representatives for more than three-fifths of those facilities either didn’t respond to multiple requests for comment or declined to be interviewed.
That silence underscores the difficulty of knowing whether golf courses with their own
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http://www.desertsun.com/story/news/...ules/31213529/
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Re: Crisis in California! Lawns are dying! -
10-16-2015, 11:30 PM
Whoever has been praying for rain in California, good job!
Jesus loves you and listens to you!
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One rain gauge in the Leona Valley reported 3.38 inches of rain in one hour (of which 1.81 inches was in 30 minutes), which the National Weather Service in Los Angeles described as a "1,000-year rainfall event."
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Up to five feet of mud covered some parts of the northbound lane of the freeway 75 miles north of L.A., around Fort Tejon State Park. Hundreds of vehicles remained stuck in the mud as of Friday morning, the Associated Press reported.
More than 45 miles of I-5 is closed from Santa Clarita to north of Fort Tejon State Park, according to the California Department of Transportation.
"Boulders were just coming down the mountain and we were just like, 'We can't see' and it was just really crazy," said Gabby Vasquez, who was among those stranded, KABC-TV reports.
Mud also surrounded homes in the Elizabeth Lake area, the Los Angeles Times reports. Emergency teams used a helicopter to rescue two people trapped in an SUV partially submerged in rushing water.
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Re: Crisis in California! Lawns are dying! -
10-17-2015, 09:58 PM
Is it the result of prayer, or more punishment from Jesus? God may be rewarding some for prayer, but the California drought reminds me of the 10 plagues (Exodus 7:8-25 - Exodus 12:1-31) God sent to Egypt in order to convince the Pharaoh to free God's Chosen people. Indeed, the liberal socialist Democrats have held California Christians hostage to their agenda of debauchery, anal sex, high taxes, mounting debt, killing babies, and profligate sin.
You would think by now the Democrats would have renounced Obamunism and would be on their knees in prayer. Instead they are blaming the drought on "Global Warming" and are continuing to waste millions of gallons of God's precious life giving water on some stupid small fish that God had marked for distinction (along with millions of other "species" that God has sent to extinction - according to their own "scientists").
God's patience may have run out with the drought and California residents are being warned of God's alternate plan - torrential rains and mudslides. As usual, some of the worst liberal Democrats (Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer) are asking for help from the Federal Government (and that means asking the rest of us God Fearing Republicans to bail them out).
Praise Jesus!
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California mudslides and chaos offer a preview of what El Niño could bring
Veronica Rocha , Hailey Branson-Potts and Brittny MejiaContact Reporters
2015 4:00 AM Reporting from TEHACHAPI, Calif."
The storm that slammed into the high desert and mountains of Southern California this week was one for the record books.
Intense rain sent massive mudflows onto highways, picking up cars and pushing them into one another. Hundreds of vehicles were trapped in mud up to 20 feet deep; in some cases, motorists were stranded overnight.
In one spot in the Antelope Valley, the storm dumped 1.81 inches of rain in 30 minutes on Thursday, in what the National Weather Service described as a 1,000-year rain event.
"It's absolutely incredible," said Robbie Munroe, a meteorologist with the National Weather Service in Oxnard.
October storms are nothing new in the high desert. But experts say the intensity of the deluge is just the latest byproduct of the record temperatures in the Pacific Ocean.
Thursday's storm was the result of a cutoff low, a slow-moving low-pressure system that gets pinched off from the jet stream and starts its own unpredictable trajectory, said Daniel Swain, a climate scientist at Stanford University.
The warm ocean temperatures — about 75 degrees on Thursday, at least 5 degrees above normal — produced more water evaporation and higher humidity levels. The storm system combined with the high humidity to create enough instability in the atmosphere to trigger the intense thunderstorms and torrential rainfall, Swain said.
The storm was part of the same system that hit Southern California more than a week ago, Swain said. It originally came in from the north, then moved east over the desert Southwest. From there, it "made the strange track of coming to Southern California from the east," he said.
On Friday afternoon, residents in the Cuyama Valley area of Santa Barbara County were dealing with a new round of flash floods and mudslides that trapped cars. The National Weather Service reported that Bates Ridge saw 1.18 inches of rain in 30 minutes.
Warming Pacific waters has been a topic of growing discussion among scientists in recent years. Amid much debate about the cause, some experts blame the warming for some sea life and bird deaths.
The storm was not related to El Niño, the warm weather pattern that experts say is expected to produce heavy rain in California this winter.
But John Dumas, a weather service meteorologist, said these storms offer a preview of what's to come.
The last major El Niño to hit California, in the late 1990s, caused deadly flooding, mudslides and other problems. Across Southern California, officials are racing to clear debris basins and make other preparations so that the region's flood-control systems can combat the expected El Niño downpours.
Thursday's storm shut Interstate 5 through the Grapevine and sent a sea of mud sweeping through country roads.
One of the most dramatic scenes played out on Highway 58 east of Tehachapi. There, mudslides trapped 200 vehicles, including dozens of tractor-trailers and at least two tour buses filled with passengers.
In one harrowing video, a driver caught the moment the mud overtook vehicles on the 58. The man, Jose Antonio Vargas, frantically yells in Spanish, "Someone call 911! Someone call 911! Help! The cars are being inundated!"
Truck driver John Tate, 48, stayed overnight in his rig. Surveying the scene on the 58 from his still-stuck big rig Friday, Tate said, "It's like something you see on TV."
Tate had been driving from North Carolina to Salinas to pick up a load of strawberries. The rain came fast Thursday. Within five minutes, he said, everything was washed out. Soon, cars in front of him started floating by. He spent the night in his truck, watching the movie "Ghost Rider."
"It just happened so fast, I don't think anybody really had time to react," he said.
Trucker Shannon Doyle was driving east on the 58 when rain and hail poured down. As traffic ground to a halt, truckers began communicating with their radios.
"Everyone was saying, 'Can't see. Can't see,'" the Fresno resident said. "It was just a mess."
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U.S. Sens. Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer on Friday sent a letter to the Department of Homeland Security, U.S. Department of Agriculture and the Army Corps of Engineers asking them to describe the measures taken to prepare for floods and mudslides.
"Given four years of historic drought, a devastating fire season, and likelihood that a strong El Niño will bring heavy rains to California, the risk of flooding is dangerously high," the California senators wrote. "We are already seeing the potential for disaster."
http://www.latimes.com/local/califor...017-story.html
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Re: Crisis in California! Lawns are dying! -
10-17-2015, 10:09 PM
I believe that God's ultimate plan for California (and the entire West Coast, for that matter) is total destruction. Only a week or so ago, the entire state was burning down. Now, they are in danger of being swept out to sea on a bed of mud. Meanwhile, the godless Democrats enjoy their impending doom by using it as an excuse to get more money. As usual, the import of this vital warning is lost on the godless buffoons who inhabit the place. They will understand soon enough.
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Re: Crisis in California! Lawns are dying! -
10-18-2015, 02:37 AM
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Is it the result of prayer, or more punishment from Jesus? God may be rewarding some for prayer, but the California drought reminds me of the 10 plagues (Exodus 7:8-25 - Exodus 12:1-31) God sent to Egypt in order to convince the Pharaoh to free God's Chosen people. Indeed, the liberal socialist Democrats have held California Christians hostage to their agenda of debauchery, anal sex, high taxes, mounting debt, killing babies, and profligate sin.
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This is certainly the case, Brother. God has clearly had enough with Californication, and is now throwing venomous serpents from the sea at them.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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