[madguitarist]

I never saw a point to Atheism. Why do they label themselves as Atheists? Why don't they just call themselves non-religious? They believe that there is no God, and do not have any part of any religion, but the very act of labelling themselves Atheists implies that they believe in something? If they don't believe in God, then what is the point of advertising it? It's like a closet homosexual trying to hide his homosexuality by acting straight. Seems kind of pointless and stupid. I think that Atheists, are people who want to be Christians, but are afraid of what others would think of them if they found out that they were Christians. They have funerals where Christian prayers are said for them, yet they devoted their lives to denying the validity of Christianity. Such a confusing thing to me. I just don't get it. I'd have to agree with the previous statement about them already being dead. Without faith, you have nothing to look forward to when you die. What's the point of living if it's all for naught?

[Sperman]

Originally Posted by madguitarist

What's the point of living if it's all for naught?

Boobies???

[madguitarist]

Originally Posted by Sperman

Boobies???

Yeah, but when you die, there are no more. If you get to Heaven, there are plenty of beautiful angels to enjoy for all eternity.

[Sperman]

Originally Posted by madguitarist

Yeah, but when you die, there are no more. If you get to Heaven, there are plenty of beautiful angels to enjoy for all eternity.

Do they hav there boobies out??

[Magikarp]

Originally Posted by Sperman

Do they hav there boobies out??

I doubt that you would even get the chance to see some, even if you paid them to do it.

[madguitarist]

Originally Posted by Sperman

Do they hav there boobies out??

We'll never know until we get there, but I reckon that because Heaven's everything that any person could ever hope for, that they'd make it so just for you if you do what you need to do to get there.

[Old Man Winter]

Originally Posted by Magikarp

I doubt that you would even get the chance to see some, even if you paid them to do it.

So your calling angels hookers?

[Magikarp]

No, I mean that he'd never get the chance on earth to. Mainly because he's as dumb as dirt, and repulsive to boot. Although my priest told me to have tolerance for idjits like him, I can only watch so much before I can't stand them anymore.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Magikarp

No, I mean that he'd never get the chance on earth to. Mainly because he's as dumb as dirt, and repulsive to boot. Although my priest told me to have tolerance for idjits like him, I can only watch so much before I can't stand them anymore.

What are you, a papist?

What kind of a false Christian "priest" would give you such ridiculous advice? Where does Jesus tell us to "tolerate" unsaved scum? And where in the Holy Word of God does it say that Jesus gives up on "idjits like him?" Don't you know that if he opens his heart to Jesus, sincerely repents of his perversions, and agrees to follow all 3,682 commandments laid out in the KJV1611 Bible, he too can be Saved?

Through Christ, anyone can achieve Salvation©. Even smartmouthed mary worshiping scum like you.

[Old Man Winter]

Goooooooooooooooooo Jesus.

[SUV]

Originally Posted by RevColinJamesTodd

Friend, those people were crying because Lennon was shot dead, but the shooter missed Yoko Ono.

That's why I Cried, too, Brother

[SUV]

Originally Posted by LingBlingDingDong

When I die, I'm going to donate my body to science. Research and junk. That way I will be contributing to science even after I'm dead.

Bling-Bling:

Have fun at the unHoly "Body Farm" in the otherwise-Godly State of Tennessee



And perhaps he shall be your Maitre D'



I'm a poet and JESUS knows it

[Eugene Hackwith]

They might have funerals, but I don't see the reason to have a funeral for an atheist. Funerals are expensive, with the casket and everything. I think most atheists just deserve a Viking funeral. Just throw 'em on top of a pile of wood and light a match I say.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Don't they just eat each other?

[RevColinJamesTodd]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

Don't they just eat each other?

No Sister, you are thinking about wiccer and pagan funerals!

Though boths of these funeral 'types' are completely different (ie wiccers rape babies and sodomise the corpse during the ceremony, while pagans rape each other with tree-branches, and sodomise the corpse with tree-branches) , but both end in the same act - cannibalism.

During these so-called 'Black-Funerals', the corpse is entirely consumed by the sick satanic pagan freaks attending, followed by their obligatory ceremonial death-orgy. Yes, everything is eaten, from the eyeballs to the testicles to the shit-pipe is eaten. This is because these pagan satanics 'think' they are absorbing some of their dead friends 'witch powers' when they eat their rotting corpse. It shows just how wrong in the head these freaks really are.

[Millia]

well, funerals are a very nice way to commemorate the dead, but is it really necessary? When someone dies, the soul leaves the body,to hopefully, go to the Lord. If not, you know the drill. The body that is left behind is like a cicada skin. Wouldn't make more sense to have a Christian funeral pier? I know I might sound odd. That is just my two cents worth on the subject.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Millia

well, funerals are a very nice way to commemorate the dead, but is it really necessary? When someone dies, the soul leaves the body,to hopefully, go to the Lord. If not, you know the drill. The body that is left behind is like a cicada skin. Wouldn't make more sense to have a Christian funeral pier? I know I might sound odd. That is just my two cents worth on the subject.

Which, since you are an addle-brained female and a false Christian to boot, is worth exactly nothing.

Do you even have your Husband's permission to be posting in God's favorite forum?