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Question Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods mistress scandal? - 12-09-2009, 11:19 AM

The following question was went out to members of our email list: "Is Tiger Woods guilty of cheating, or is this scandal just typical class-warfare from jealous socialists?"

Your answers:

Guilty: 142
Innocent: 7
Unclear/incoherent: 19

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i'm not racist or anything, but what a typical nigger. no, i'm not racist. - David F.
Where I live, I can shoot things and claim I was defending my livestock. I wonder, if Tiger came in my pasture, and was walking around my cows, could I shoot him as Tiger's are dangerous predators? -Carolina Patriot
Peasants still don't understand how the world works. The Bible says if you make more money than everyone else you are automatically better than everyone. Simple. Your importance is measured by your bank account, cars, and houses. Nobody cares about anything else. You don't ever see poor celebrities do you? Exactly. Tiger should be able to do whatever and whoever he wants. It's the way the world works.

Equal rights is an illusion to make people without money feel like they are somehow on the same plane as people with money. The reality is that rich people call the shots and poor people suck. My dad, rich. Tiger, filthy rich. So stop hating and let him blow off some steam. Just saying. -Jeanie
Why wasn't he driving his beloved Buicks? She hit him w/ the golf club. He woulda been hit by a club just 4 looking @ a white woman less than 100 years ago...Ah the good old days! -Repeal17thamendment
Tiger may be a cheater but he's also a victim of female violence. How many female murderers and abusers do we have to show to clearly demonstrate that women are vicious, callous and violent abusers..

When is the last time you read about a Father drowning his FIVE children in a bath while the others watched ?
When is the last time you read about a man skinning his wife, filleting her and serving her up as casserole to the kids ?

Both of those acts were carried out by women.. -Christian J
Elin should be stripped naked, covered with fried chicken grease, and left in a slum in Africa. She sold her soul and betrayed her race for money. She bore his ugly little mixed race animals for money. I agree that she is a whore, as a whore has sex for money and has no qualms about who she gets her money from in lieu for her "services." The only reason that thing offered her $55 million is because if she divorces him in the U.S., she may stand to get a lot more than that from a generous divorce judge. I wonder if he happens to have any jew mixed in with all the other races? -Southernbornandbred
Tiger has apparently transgressed the 7th commandment in the physical. He has done this multiple times. He lives like the devil in that area, because he is just acting like the one whom he serves. He is just acting naturally, fulfilling his lusts. -God's Girl
Damn he was banging a lot of white chicks. Not that the liberal media will find any problem with that. I can just hear CNN now: "Well, that's what white women are made for anyway. Don't they come with kneepads?" -everythingisbiggerintexas
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People need to calm down and Elin needs to get back to doing what she does best, changing diapers and shutting her mouth.

The rules don't apply to successful men. He's an important celebrity and the people who dump on him are nobodies. Do you have any idea how many shoes he's sold? Do you think shoes just sell themselves?

So he's been leaving a semen trail all over the world since '97, he's a wealthy man rewarded by Jesus. The peons of the world have no business judging him.

So, the public needs to calm down and get back to cooking his food, cleaning his toilet, and if you're a woman, give Papa Tiger what he deserves. - whoisjohngalt432
Elin, has a life long prison sentence on earth. Each time she looks at these two whombats she created, she will always be reminded how she slept and had relations with this creature. Second, these whombats will be her constant remindering of how unfaithful this negro was to her. I have seen some pictures of her breeding and they do not resemble her at all. I could never imagine having a child who in no way shape or form resembles myself or my family.

I wonder if she has been to the clinic/gynecologist yet to be checked for STD's. -endtime777
Tiger is just being set up right now by jealous socialists trying to destroy him. He is a moral man with decent values and a great family. He never cheated on Elin and the crash was just a malfunction in the gas pedal on his Escalade. The truth will be known and Tiger will be vindicated and we can go back to a normal world where Tiger dominates Golf and he is a role model to all. I commend Tiger for being patient and I bet by the end of this week he will put out a statement with evidence proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is innocent and all of this was just a made up side show with no real truth to back it up. So, please don't judge because too many people are willing to believe the media regarding people who cheat on their wives instead of hearing that guy's side of the story. I sympathize with Tiger and know what he is going through and soon everything will be fine. - Bill
Golf is known as a "Gentleman's Sport" and has been since it's beginning. Webster's dictionary tells us what a gentleman is:
1 a : a man of noble or gentle birth
b : a man belonging to the landed gentry c (1) : a man who combines gentle birth or rank with chivalrous qualities (2) : a man whose conduct conforms to a high standard of propriety or correct behavior d (1) : a man of independent means who does not engage in any occupation or profession for gain (2) : a man who does not engage in a menial occupation or in manual labor for gain.

Since Tiger Woods does not fit the above definition, he should be at least disbarred from the sport, and ideally sent back to Africa. - republican4life

I am hearing more ordinary people express their disgust with Wood's, calling him names like sicko, pervert. I didn't hear that a week ago, more often then not I heard men defending him (I kid you not) or say 'so what'?. I don't hear that at all now.

Elin should never have married Woods. No arguement. In Christian teaching she committed the unforgiveable sin. And I agree, she will never leave her children. She is lost to her blood-line people and to God.
She did strike out at Woods though, and survived, yet none of these people who now see Woods in a new light want to talk about that. Do you not think that her attack on him helped sheeple-people re-evaluate the myth of blissful interracial marriage? -LisaLee
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Smile Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods scandal? - 12-09-2009, 03:05 PM

Wow! Never have all my exact sentiments be spoken verbatim in a survey.

What I still cannot figure out about this person is how come he is not a caddy for a real golfer like Arnold Palmer?
Who gave him permission to touch white balls?
And most importantly, how did he get past Golf Club security. Aren't these courses private? Back when I was a member of a club (back when I was working on Wall Street) if I saw a darkie on the course not carrying a 100lb bag of clubs , we'd chase him down with the cart.


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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods scandal? - 12-09-2009, 04:16 PM

As the saying goes, "You can take the negro out of the shanty town, but you can't take the drop of Hellfire out of his veins." It makes me just a tad bit angry that this africhink was even permitted to purchase his wife from the flesh store in Sweden. I bet he just saw her in the window, feeling uppity as usual, and made an impulse buy. Don't you need a license, swedish citizenship or something? And now she is stuck with those weird looking goblin babies.


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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods scandal? - 12-09-2009, 04:48 PM

I have to admit I am torn my self. On one hand it is clear he is still not an ex-nego, on the other hand Jesus loves Tiger because he is rich. I think this is clearly Tiger's wife's fault. If she wasn't so fridged Tiger wouldn't have to stray to get his manly need fulfilled.



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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods scandal? - 12-09-2009, 05:38 PM

There are so many things wrong here that it’s difficult to see where to start.

Are not the Children of Ham supposed to be servants?
Ge:9:25: And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Ge:9:26: And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

Does not God speak against foreign wives? No matter how good you are, they will be your downfall.
1Ki:11:1: But king Solomon loved many strange women, together with the daughter of Pharaoh, women of the Moabites, Ammonites, Edomites, Zidonians, and Hittites;
1Ki:11:2: Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods: Solomon clave unto these in love.
1Ki:11:3: And he had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines: and his wives turned away his heart.
1Ki:11:4: For it came to pass, when Solomon was old, that his wives turned away his heart after other gods: and his heart was not perfect with the LORD his God, as was the heart of David his father.

Should he not have spent the money that he spent on drink on tithing?
De:14:25: Then shalt thou turn it into money, and bind up the money in thine hand, and shalt go unto the place which the LORD thy God shall choose:
De:14:26: And thou shalt bestow that money for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever thy soul desireth: and thou shalt eat there before the LORD thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household,

Were these not the words of Tiger’s mother-in-law that fateful night?
J'g:5:28: The mother of Sisera looked out at a window, and cried through the lattice, Why is his chariot so long in coming? why tarry the wheels of his chariots?

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Na:3:5: Behold, I am against thee, saith the LORD of hosts; and I will discover thy skirts upon thy face, and I will shew the nations thy nakedness, and the kingdoms thy shame.






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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods mistress scandal - 12-09-2009, 09:47 PM

Has Elin sinned by giving birth to not one, but TWO mixed race tricycle motors?

Aren't they negro, chink and white? I'm sure that is a sin some how. They sure are some ugly kids. Yeeesh.




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The US Immigration authorities should deport Tiger Woods, and Obama. They're both illegal immigrants from Kenya.

You ever noticed the physical resemblance?





It's obvious they're both from the same tribe.

Of course, back in Africa, they'd be holding a spear, not a golf club.

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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods mistress scandal - 12-19-2009, 04:59 AM

Those Nigras always find a way to blow it. I sure miss the days of real golfers like Nicklaus and Palmer.

I think the punishment for Nigra Woods should be to tee up his testicles and have John Daley turn him into a unick. That will stop him from making more mongrel kids.



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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods mistress scandal - 12-19-2009, 06:26 AM

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The US Immigration authorities should deport Tiger Woods, and Obama. They're both illegal immigrants from Kenya.
Aren't those two pictures of the same man? I am sorry brother Buford but they both look the same to me.

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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods mistress scandal - 12-21-2009, 06:53 AM

The adulterer and the adulteress shall be put to death, according to the KJV. He should get the firing squad (I'm praying). At the least, lethal injection!
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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods mistress scandal - 12-21-2009, 07:27 AM

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The adulterer and the adulteress shall be put to death, according to the KJV. He should get the firing squad (I'm praying). At the least, lethal injection!
Congratulations on being such a hateful and evil person. I feel that Jesus is weeping for you. I'm going to do something for the third time ever. I'm going to negatively rep you.
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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods mistress scandal - 12-22-2009, 07:25 PM

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Congratulations on being such a hateful and evil person. I feel that Jesus is weeping for you. I'm going to do something for the third time ever. I'm going to negatively rep you.
Are you going to track the number of times you give negative rep, and inform us each time?

Just wanted to be sure, so I know if I should simply ignore all your posts from now on.

Thanks!


Now, back on topic:

Has Tiger Woods ever donated to Landover? It could be that his refusal to give money to God's favorite church has encouraged God to abandon him to demons of lust, leading to his downfall.


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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods mistress scandal - 12-23-2009, 01:08 AM

One more unsaved sinner in the world. What a shock, it turns out that Tiger likes to play 18 holes.


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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods mistress scandal - 12-23-2009, 01:21 AM

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Aren't those two pictures of the same man? I am sorry brother Buford but they both look the same to me.

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Obama and Tiger, twin brothers, both born in Kenya. Of course, with all the fornicating, incest, bestiality and gay marriage going on over there in Africa, just about every negroes shares genes, including the chimps. And they all got AIDS too.

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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods scandal? - 01-10-2010, 03:16 AM

Are you serious? You know what? Everyone should be rainbow colors so that no one would be able to have anything racist to say...
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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods mistress scandal - 01-14-2010, 08:41 PM

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Obama and Tiger, twin brothers, both born in Kenya. Of course, with all the fornicating, incest, bestiality and gay marriage going on over there in Africa, just about every negroes shares genes, including the chimps. And they all got AIDS too.

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I think you don't even know what aids is.
your talk is pure racism

doesn't take away that what tiger did was wrong


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Default Re: Mailbag: what's your take on the Tiger Woods mistress scandal - 01-21-2010, 08:41 PM

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I think you don't even know what aids is.
I think you are an idiot. Feel better now?


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