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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 12-21-2009, 07:57 PM

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Pre-Christian women in Europe were independent
There is no such thing as a "pre-Christian man or woman." God Created the Earth and Christ was there at that time - Christianity is the first and only religion.

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The woman is the heart, the man is the head, the ancient Egyptians when mummifying a God King
The Egyptians were heathens, worshiping false gods - every Egyptian born is condemned to Hell.

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The Mayan calendar horoscope for 2012 is a lunar cycle we are leaving a solar cycle, the lunar cycle is female.
The mayans are a failed state, a failed civilization and a failed people - they too are in Hell because they gave women the upper hand.

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So women step in to your power, don't bow down to tired old men, you will be the leaders of the new golden age
Take this advice and rot in Hell.

1st Corinthians 11:8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
1st Corinthians 11:9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.


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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 01-13-2010, 11:12 PM

If you want it, bloody cook it yourself and don't expect other people to do everything for you, you sexist pig.
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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 01-14-2010, 05:45 AM

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If you want it, bloody cook it yourself and don't expect other people to do everything for you, you sexist pig.
Well I guess we all know who wears that pants in your family.


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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 01-14-2010, 05:58 AM

Wow! That actually looks really good! But I couldn't eat any of it because I am trying to maintain a trim figure when I see Matt again in a few months... But I can still look... =[


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If you want it, bloody cook it yourself and don't expect other people to do everything for you, you sexist pig.
Walt, I could not agree more that the pig of a woman should cook her man's meal. She indubitably lives in the lap of luxury, being given an electric iron and vacuum. Probably as a gas or electric stove too!
It is entirely possible he should take his wife out for a change, treat her to night of discipline, show her just how much he cares.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 04-24-2010, 07:10 PM

How about short sirloin steak from a freshly killed Nelore bull soaked in beer for 15 minutes before going to an open flame on wood?

My father absolutly loves it!
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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 04-24-2010, 07:14 PM

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How about short sirloin steak from a freshly killed Nelore bull soaked in beer for 15 minutes before going to an open flame on wood?

My father absolutly loves it!
Well I had to look up Nelore, interesting do they make good beef?

we tend to eat lowline beef since our family is so small. They're basically just a small bred angus, so quite tasty.

As for cooking over the open flame, you're allowed to do that? My husband takes over all of the outdoor cooking.


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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 04-24-2010, 07:21 PM

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Well I had to look up Nelore, interesting do they make good beef?

we tend to eat lowline beef since our family is so small. They're basically just a small bred angus, so quite tasty.

As for cooking over the open flame, you're allowed to do that? My husband takes over all of the outdoor cooking.
They make wonderful beef! The hump in their back is pure fat, so if you puree that fat with salt and rub on it (but not too much) it will leave the steak very juicy. My dad has about 1000 Nelore heads in 4 different ranches in Brazil, so he always requests a bull to be killed when we visit.

I only prepare it. The only way I cook it is when my dad is too tired and my brother does not go to oversee the farms with us. Even then my dad sits right beside me and tells me exactly what to do
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