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Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) -
03-25-2008, 06:25 PM
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Will do, dear Sisters, I don't want any cooters, I mean, cooties, on me.
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Fear not - no chance of either.
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03-25-2008, 06:32 PM
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Fear not - no chance of either.
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You are making me nervous, and I am supposed to ignore you, so I will just go for a cleansing spanking with Pastor Zeke.
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03-25-2008, 08:17 PM
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Fear not - no chance of either.
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I’m curious Dances, since you feel you claimed have the perfect relationship who does your husband go to when he needs to be spanked? Do you even know?
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Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) -
03-25-2008, 08:36 PM
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Brother Nobar, are you suggesting that Field of Poppies only THINKS she's stupid, but is actually very clever? That's the Scarecrow's schtick.
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You are making me nervous, and I am supposed to ignore you, so I will just go for a cleansing spanking with Pastor Zeke.
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A wise move, friend Solo! Every day, we see how you grow in your love of the Lord.
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03-26-2008, 01:10 PM
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I’m curious Dances, since you feel you claimed have the perfect relationship who does your husband go to when he needs to be spanked? Do you even know?
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He never needs to be spanked - neither of us are into BDSM.
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03-26-2008, 01:11 PM
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You are making me nervous, and I am supposed to ignore you, so I will just go for a cleansing spanking with Pastor Zeke.
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You have fun with that.
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03-26-2008, 01:42 PM
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He never needs to be spanked - neither of us are into BDSM.
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That's what you think...
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03-26-2008, 01:59 PM
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He never needs to be spanked - neither of us are into BDSM.
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I have a really difficult time believing this statement. Do you really mean that you have never and would never give your husband a slap on the ass? And that you wouldn't enjoy it? How about back scratching? You probably think that's BDSM also.
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03-26-2008, 11:16 PM
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I have a really difficult time believing this statement. Do you really mean that you have never and would never give your husband a slap on the ass? And that you wouldn't enjoy it? How about back scratching? You probably think that's BDSM also.
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An affectionate pat on the ass - sure. But nothing forceful enough to cause pain.
As for back-scratching, if his back itches, yes, I'll gently scratch it for him to stop the itch. But as for raking it with my nails and drawing blood, no - neither of us likes violent sex.
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03-26-2008, 11:18 PM
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He never needs to be spanked - neither of us are into BDSM.
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And Mss Spitzer said her husband was happy at home.
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Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) -
11-23-2008, 07:56 PM
Or, you could burn the message into them:
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W.Va. mom accused of burning 'wimp' into child
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MOUNDSVILLE, W.Va. (AP) — A West Virginia mother faces charges after being accused of burning the word "wimp" into her 6-year-old daughter's neck. Tammy Smith is charged with five counts of child abuse and of malicious assault, all felonies.
Moundsville Police Chief Jim Kudlak said Saturday that the child told police that her mother used a cigarette to burn her. Smith's daughter told authorities that her mother burned her because she was angered that the girl tripped and fell. An employee at the child's school noticed the burns and police were called Wednesday. The girl is in foster care.
The 43-year-old Smith is being held in jail on $50,000 bond. Kudlak says he doesn't think she has an attorney yet. Moundsville is in northern West Virginia.
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That method is a little vicious, but I'm sure it gets the child's attention.
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Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) -
11-23-2008, 08:39 PM
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Or, you could burn the message into them:
That method is a little vicious, but I'm sure it gets the child's attention.
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I think it's despicable. The neck is not the ideal place to burn epithets. One should choose a conspicuous spot like the forehead. If the girl in question has bangs, the problem could easily be remedied by clippers or scissors. I also find fault with the mother for using the word "wimp." I think "whore" is more applicable here. After all, why did the girl trip? Probably because she was daydreaming about tallywackers.
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11-23-2008, 08:55 PM
She may also have hoped her dress would fly up.
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Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) -
11-23-2008, 09:07 PM
I hope the mother learns a valuable lesson from this......... and that is leave no marks. She should have used a tazer or a cattle prod.
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Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) -
11-23-2008, 09:49 PM
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I hope the mother learns a valuable lesson from this......... and that is leave no marks. She should have used a tazer or a cattle prod.
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I like to leave marks. They serve as reminders not only for those I castigate, but for myself as well. Call me sentimental, but when I see a purplish-black, fist-sized bruise that I created through Christ's love, it moves me tremendously. When it finally fades, I feel an emptiness that only another savage beating can fill.
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11-23-2008, 10:04 PM
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I like to leave marks. They serve as reminders not only for those I castigate, but for myself as well. Call me sentimental, but when I see a purplish-black, fist-sized bruise that I created through Christ's love, it moves me tremendously.
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I imagine it also serves as a visual reminder of your own sacrifice. Spanking can cost someone a great deal of energy, and even bruise one's own hand.
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11-23-2008, 10:17 PM
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I imagine it also serves as a visual reminder of your own sacrifice. Spanking can cost someone a great deal of energy, and even bruise one's own hand.
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I don't spank. Spanking's for women.
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Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) -
06-07-2017, 11:16 PM
I am a 27 year old male who misbehaves quite frequently but my mom does not discipline me(live with her). A lot of my bad behavior is in public and she does not know about it. I smoke pot, drink, watch dirty movies so I am a sinner. Do I also need a spanking like Glendora's son Skeeter gets when he is bad? I want to reform but can't seem to do it. If Glendora or Daisy Mae were my mothers, I assume I would be over their knees and getting a hard spanking with a hair brush or paddle on my bare behind. What do you all think?
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Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) -
06-11-2017, 03:43 PM
can we just slap them to wake up and be smart something like that? or introduce them to read a bible or help them with their malnutrition to wake them up from their mind which was locked and needs a key.
Ephesians 4:18 “They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart.”
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Re: Dealing with Young Adults - (SPANK THEM) -
06-11-2017, 05:47 PM
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I am a 27 year old male who misbehaves quite frequently but my mom does not discipline me(live with her). A lot of my bad behavior is in public and she does not know about it. I smoke pot, drink, watch dirty movies so I am a sinner. Do I also need a spanking like Glendora's son Skeeter gets when he is bad? I want to reform but can't seem to do it. If Glendora or Daisy Mae were my mothers, I assume I would be over their knees and getting a hard spanking with a hair brush or paddle on my bare behind. What do you all think?
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It's a shame you don't have a True Christian™ mother to care for you body and soul. You will likely continue to live with your mother in Hell where the only spanks you'll get are the hot, flaming strikes from Satan Himself.
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