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Smile Hello everyone - 06-11-2021, 10:46 PM

When I was a youngster I was Catholic and went to Catholic schools. I became a Christian when someone told me Jesus was returning and showed me Mathew 24. I've been through several churches since and was involved in nearly every aspect of the Church over the years. (deacon - Trustee, SS teacher, etc) My current church is a historic American Baptist Church in the small town of Strafford, NH.

Thanks for inviting me to the forum.
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Jesus Re: Hello everyone - 06-11-2021, 10:57 PM

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When I was a youngster I was Catholic and went to Catholic schools. I became a Christian when someone told me Jesus was returning and showed me Mathew 24. I've been through several churches since and was involved in nearly every aspect of the Church over the years. (deacon - Trustee, SS teacher, etc) My current church is a historic American Baptist Church in the small town of Strafford, NH.

Thanks for inviting me to the forum.
And, hello to you, dear Miss Harmonicat! To you, I do extend a most warm . We are so truly pleased that you have found , within this somewhat complicated interwebs galaxy, where one can sometimes get lost just by pressing the wrong button.

I do thank you for such an interesting introductory message. May the be praised for rescuing you from that ish Cathyolick organization. I think you will find the truths that you need, so desperately, here at , as we study only the one and true -- no false dogma, and no watered-down scriptural references!

May the bless you, Dear, as you seek -- here, at .




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Default Re: Hello everyone - 06-11-2021, 11:11 PM

Thanks for the welcome.

The last time I looked I wasn't suffering from gender dysphoria. I am THEE 'harmonica man'- AKA the harp master....but you call call me whatever you like. Everybody else in the world is confused about their sexual identity so why not me!
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Thanks for the welcome.

The last time I looked I wasn't suffering from gender dysphoria. I am THEE 'harmonica man'- AKA the harp master....but you call call me whatever you like. Everybody else in the world is confused about their sexual identity so why not me!
Well, that wasn't quite the response that I had hoped to read, dear Mr. Harmonicat. Unless I have missed something in your introductory message, I do not see where you had specified your gender before this. And, I must say: I was hoping that you would share more of your background with us, such as how your daily walk with the has been going. Or, perhaps you would care to discuss your successes at being a faithful witness for the , such as: how effective you have been at spreading the glorious message of Gospel and in winning lost souls for

Mark 16:15 "And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature."

John 3:16 "For so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in should not perish, but have everlasting life."

Please, Dear -- do feel free to share more with us -- as much as your heart desires. Here, at , we are always encouraged by our newcomers' zeal, and to offer quality assistance to them whenever it is required.




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Thanks for the welcome.

The last time I looked I wasn't suffering from gender dysphoria. I am THEE 'harmonica man'- AKA the harp master....
Well hello Thee and welcome to our friendly forum!

So, which one of the Bible verses do you call your favorite?
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Default Re: Hello everyone - 06-12-2021, 05:53 PM

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Thanks for the welcome.

The last time I looked I wasn't suffering from gender dysphoria. I am THEE 'harmonica man'- AKA the harp master....but you call call me whatever you like. Everybody else in the world is confused about their sexual identity so why not me!
If you are going to refer to yourself as a harpie then Mrs. White is more than justified in addressing you as a female.

Harpie, n. 1. A cruel grasping woman, 2. A predatory person, 3. A shrewish woman.

So, which is it oh master of harping.


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Jesus Re: Hello everyone - 06-12-2021, 06:07 PM

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If you are going to refer to yourself as a harpie then Mrs. White is more than justified in addressing you as a female.

Harpie, n. 1. A cruel grasping woman, 2. A predatory person, 3. A shrewish woman.

So, which is it oh master of harping.
Thank you, dear Brother Dr. Toole. This is the "thanks" we get, for being such steadfast witnesses for the . I notice that our new friend has not made another appearance on , even though our "welcome" mat is just as plain as the day is long. I suppose we should not be surprised, though. The knew that the devil's children (the unsaved trash of the world) would taunt faithful servants -- which is precisely why He has promised us great blessing.

Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."




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If you are going to refer to yourself as a harpie then Mrs. White is more than justified in addressing you as a female.
I'm more worried about the "THEE". The only person I have ever addressed as "Thee" is Our Beloved - and then only when He is the object of a verb or preposition.


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Everybody else in the world is confused about their sexual identity so why not me!
Not everyone, young harpy. True Christians KNOW we were given a P or a V for the express and sole purpose of procreation. No sticking things into sockets they don't belong in, no waving it around on the Zoom like liberal reporters do, and no questioning God's Will through cross dressing and genital mutilation.


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Default Re: Hello everyone - 06-13-2021, 05:22 PM

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hey haromonicat welcome to this awesome site.
Don't waste your breath, Mr. Gay wilson. "Harmonicat" (if that was even her real name) was probably just another drive-by atheist hit job on the Christian faith that we are all too familiar with. Jesus warned us this would happen at the End Times, and other times too.


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