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Default Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-08-2014, 12:07 PM



Look on in disgust, brethren, as the Westboro Church of limp wristed nancy boys is run out of town by a few shouting drug addicts and Satanists.

If that were Landover we'd have come out shooting and just have been standing our ground for Jesus. How vile it is to see people unprepared to fight for the Lord running like pussies at the first sign of persecution.
Luke 21:12 But before all these, they shall lay their hands on you, and persecute you, delivering you up to the synagogues, and into prisons, being brought before kings and rulers for my name's sake.

Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

John 15:20 Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
Jesus was prepared to DIE for their sins, and yet they run like a bunch of fags as soon as a few fists are raised.

GLORY! God found a way to expose the falseness of their convictions.



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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-08-2014, 06:49 PM

What would have been the best reaction of both "sinners"? You mention "shooting". Do you mean shooting guns to inflict harm upon another one of Gods creation?
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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-08-2014, 07:07 PM

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...Do you mean shooting guns to inflict harm upon another one of Gods creation?
You make it sound like there would be something wrong with that. Perhaps you have Scripture to justify?


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What would have been the best reaction of both "sinners"? You mention "shooting". Do you mean shooting guns to inflict harm upon another one of Gods creation?
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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-08-2014, 09:17 PM

What a bunch of sissies. Do you know how many times I've been punched or beaten proselytizing to the unsaved? I remember when Brother Hutchins and I decided to protest outside a new strip club in Des Moines and 20 Hells Angels poured out. Did we run? Of course not. Brother Hutchins took a tire iron to the throat (he still stutters sometimes) and even though I got a steel chain right in the mouth, do you think I stopped quoting Romans 1:18-32? Although I did sound like a damned lisping queer without my incisors.

And then there was the time Zechariah Smyth and I protested the St. Peter's Women's Catholic Auxiliary. Ever been whipped across the face with rosary beads? Or smashed over the head with an incense burner - I can tell you it hurts like all blue blazes.

Look, if you are going to preach His word you better be prepared to take some lumps.

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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-08-2014, 09:48 PM

This sort of Cowardy Custard "run for cover" would never have happened when Fred was alive! Much as I disagree with Westboro's "fluffy bunny", liberal interpretation of The Bible©, I fear their church may soon go under without a strong hand at the helm.



Has there been any discussion as to inviting the remaining, weakened Westboro Church Members to take the pledge and join the fold at Freehold? It just seems a shame they should die out entirely (?)

Just my opinion, of course. (I always did have a soft spot for Fred throughout the years. I guess I can't help it.)
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Do you mean shooting guns to inflict harm upon another one of Gods creation?
You seriously think that killing unbelievers is wrong?

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God disagrees. Who are you to say God is wrong? What a vile person you are. Why do you hate God?



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-08-2014, 10:42 PM

Westboro is out of control. They flee pickets all of the time and it disgusts me. They may as well not be there because they look weak. This would have happened whether or not Fred was still with them. I made the decision to leave that church and take my family with me for a reason!

Westboro is nothing but a bunch of liberal feminist cowards. They hate America and give their women too much power! Heck, they may as well by cathlicks!!


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Preach it, Brother!

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What would have been the best reaction of both "sinners"? You mention "shooting". Do you mean shooting guns to inflict harm upon another one of Gods creation?
I'm not sure what you mean by "both sinners" but it is worth remembering that Jesus disciples went armed.

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Then asked he them again, Whom seek ye? And they said, Jesus of Nazareth.
8 Jesus answered, I have told you that I am he: if therefore ye seek me, let these go their way:
9 That the saying might be fulfilled, which he spake, Of them which thou gavest me have I lost none.
10 Then Simon Peter having a sword drew it, and smote the high priest's servant, and cut off his right ear. The servant's name was Malchus.
11 Then said Jesus unto Peter, Put up thy sword into the sheath: the cup which my Father hath given me, shall I not drink it?
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"Oh, but that was a special situation," the liberal declares. Was it? That does not at all seem to align with what The Bible records. Luke is a particularly astute observer, articulate and precise. Educated as a doctor, sought out by Theophilus as a reliable witness, and indeed he provides an illuminating setting for this historical episode. Not all of Jesus followers were armed. Some were (obviously, since they were able unremarkably to chop off ears) but not all. What did Jesus say?

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[Jesus speaking] ..When I sent you without purse, and scrip, and shoes, lacked ye any thing? And they said, Nothing.
36 Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.
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Even so, the merest glance produced two swords without effort, ready for business it would seem. Continuing with Luke's eyewitness account:

22:37 For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end.
38 And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords. And he said unto them, It is enough.
39 And he came out, and went, as he was wont, to the mount of Olives; and his disciples also followed him.
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Christians in The Bible went armed. Jesus endorsed that even recommending that clothing be sold to finance armaments if that was the only way to raise funds. Although He healed the poor wretch whose ear was severed, who after all was only doing as his employer had instructed, when swords were necessary to fulfill Scripture swords there were with no prior notice given nor surprise expressed.


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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-08-2014, 11:06 PM

To no one's surprise, Obama won't defend either these loudmouth women from Westboro or the Constitution.

So much for freedom of speech, freedom of religion, and the right to assemble.

This is all too common when trying to spread the message of God's Love.

1 John 3:13 Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you.


"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-08-2014, 11:17 PM

This is what happens when you send fake Christians to do a True Christians job. God must be crying right now!




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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-08-2014, 11:27 PM

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This is what happens when you send fake Christians to do a True Christians job. God must be crying right now!
The women of Westboro really need to learn their place. They speak out too much, sass men of their church, and support the feminist liberal agenda

They have A LOT of repenting to do.


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Default Re: Limp Wristed Faggy WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH run out of town by howling godless heathens - 04-08-2014, 11:37 PM

Jesus preached love, forgiveness and acceptance. Jesus would not approve of you slaying another human being regardless of their beliefs. What defines a "non-believer"? Faith is faith and it can't be proven or disproven. No one is right or wrong when it comes to a discussion about God our Creator. Christianity and other belief systems attempt to explain the world that we as humans are unable to experience with our limited 5 senses. Our God cannot be described with words or images because he is not worthy of our flaws.

The Bible has been translated over 8 times and with each translation, went some of the literal meaning. Some words simply don't translate from one language to the next, so metaphors were used to convey the message. Instead of a physical sword, do you think Jesus advised to be quick at the wits so as to be able to "slay" a foe with words?

This is a good discussion and I'm glad everyones interested. I was impressed with how many replies there were. How do you kind folks fill the hours of your day?
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