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Jess and Alli -
06-10-2009, 04:16 PM
I just found this thread and am so excited. My family and I just moved to Iowa and my two lovely girls need good Christian mates.
Yes, boy they are virgins!
That's Jessica in red and Alli in black.
Applications for the girls will be taken through PM
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-10-2009, 04:39 PM
Why are they wearing those silly scarves?
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-10-2009, 04:52 PM
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Why are they wearing those silly scarves?
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When we were run, I mean when we left Conn, we had to leave everything behind except the suitcase full of Brand's legitimate earnings. Every stitch of clothing we owned, including my Chanel bag is gone. You can imagine the heartbreak of having to go to the Salvation Army is for good people like us. They told us they just ran a group of Towel Heads from the area and they only clothing the Army had were these rags.
Perhaps one of the good ladies can escort us to the Mall of the Bluffs over in Council Bluffs so we can get clothing that is modest.
Thank you for caring Mr. King.
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-10-2009, 06:26 PM
Perhaps your daughters will be interested in my grandsons. They will have plenty of time to get to know each other while we are there to help you unpack. White women seem to like the boys. They are quiet, polite, and respectful. My grandsons are named Martin L (Iron Bone) King and Jesse J (Hot Rod) King. Iron Bone got his nick name when a hog we were slaughtering fell on his leg. It should have broken, but it didn't. He's been Iron Bone ever since. Now Hot Rod just loved to play with those Hot Wheels toys when he was a child.
Now don't you worry, they are fine, strong, muscular young men and they'll be able to lift all of your heavy possessions.
We are looking forward to our visit with you!
Have a Blessed day, T-Bone
1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-10-2009, 06:35 PM
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Perhaps your daughters will be interested in my grandsons. They will have plenty of time to get to know each other while we are there to help you unpack. White women seem to like the boys. They are quiet, polite, and respectful. My grandsons are named Martin L (Iron Bone) King and Jesse J (Hot Rod) King. Iron Bone got his nick name when a hog we were slaughtering fell on his leg. It should have broken, but it didn't. He's been Iron Bone ever since. Now Hot Rod just loved to play with those Hot Wheels toys when he was a child.
Now don't you worry, they are fine, strong, muscular young men and they'll be able to lift all of your heavy possessions.
We are looking forward to our visit with you!
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Um, I think I'm going to throw up and then pass out!
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-10-2009, 06:40 PM
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Um, I think I'm going to throw up and then pass out!
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Oh I am so sorry, I guess you didn't slaughter hogs up in Connecticut. I can see why that imagery might make you a bit queasy.
Have a Blessed day, T-Bone
1 Corinthians 7:22 For he that is called in the Lord, being a servant, is the Lord's freeman: likewise also he that is called, being free, is Christ's servant.
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-10-2009, 08:05 PM
Both of your girls Look like Good Christian Girls I hope They Both Find a good Godly Men
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-10-2009, 08:14 PM
Perhaps Brother Larry Lee's Young Woman's Outreach Ministry might be the place for those two girls Mrs Covington? Brother Lee is quite famous for bringing many a young ladies to their knees before the Lord and filling them with the Holy Spirit, again and again. I am sure Brother Lee can direct them to some nice young Christian men.
Come to think of it Pastor Zeke knows quite of few young Christian men, maybe you should talk to Pastor Zeke.
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-11-2009, 12:41 PM
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Perhaps Brother Larry Lee's Young Woman's Outreach Ministry might be the place for those two girls Mrs Covington? Brother Lee is quite famous for bringing many a young ladies to their knees before the Lord and filling them with the Holy Spirit, again and again. I am sure Brother Lee can direct them to some nice young Christian men.
Come to think of it Pastor Zeke knows quite of few young Christian men, maybe you should talk to Pastor Zeke.
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I'll bring it up during this week's Young Men's Prayer Circle and see if anyone is interested in taking on a couple of penniless towelheads young ladies from New England.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-11-2009, 08:42 PM
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I'll bring it up during this week's Young Men's Prayer Circle and see if anyone is interested in taking on a couple of penniless towelheads young ladies from New England.
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Thank you kindly Paster Ezekiel. I can see the men at Landover take very good care of their woman. Please remind them that the girls do come with a fine dowry and new satin knee pads.
Yours in Christ,
Bethany Angelica Covington
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-11-2009, 09:39 PM
Bethany,
Why are you forcing your daughters to marry MALES? Without your intervention and brainwashing, they can grow up to be fine, intelligent, liberated lesbians like myself. It would preferable if you let your daughters move away to a progressive, civilized city like San Francisco. They would then be able to attend culture studies classes at the university and find their true selves.
If you were a loving mother and cared about them, you would let them be free to become who they want to be. Instead you are brainwashing them into your cult ways. For shame! <---this smiley should be brown skinned, by the way. Racist smileys discriminate against African-Americans.
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-12-2009, 12:48 PM
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Bethany,
Why are you forcing your daughters to marry MALES? Without your intervention and brainwashing, they can grow up to be fine, intelligent, liberated lesbians like myself. . For shame! <---this smiley should be brown skinned, by the way. Racist smileys discriminate against African-Americans.
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Are you saying Brand and I should be forcing them to marry FEMALES? That goes against everything we and 99.9% of the world believes in. I think we liked you coloreds better when you stayed in your place as ignorant house keepers! Now you and your kind are trying to push Lesbianism on every one.
Yours in Christ,
Bethany Angelica Covington
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-12-2009, 03:15 PM
Mrs Covington,
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Johnny Ray James and I live in Jacksonville NC. I'm a single white christian man looking for a wholesome christian wife. Can either of you girls filet catfish, and are they good at gardening? Also, I'm looking for a woman that don't mind when I take an ocasional taste of liquer. She must also be a virgin and like to cook. I have an extended cab pickup truck and a nearly paid for double wide, so theres plenty of room to grow the family from the get go.
Thanks, and God Bless
Johhny
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-12-2009, 07:05 PM
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Mrs Covington,
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Johnny Ray James and I live in Jacksonville NC. I'm a single white christian man looking for a wholesome christian wife. Can either of you girls filet catfish, and are they good at gardening? Also, I'm looking for a woman that don't mind when I take an ocasional taste of liquer. She must also be a virgin and like to cook. I have an extended cab pickup truck and a nearly paid for double wide, so theres plenty of room to grow the family from the get go.
Thanks, and God Bless
Johhny
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Son, flaunting your riches is not the Christain thing to do. All you will do is attract joo women like moths to a flame. You want to attract a nice Christian family will to sell give you thier daughter, you must be a good, True Christian ™ first and foremost.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-12-2009, 07:21 PM
Thank you for the advice Mr. Hutchins. The absolute LAST thing I want to do is attract a jewess female. Thats one easy way to lose a pick up and a trailer.
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-13-2009, 12:12 AM
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Bethany,
Why are you forcing your daughters to marry MALES? Without your intervention and brainwashing, they can grow up to be fine, intelligent, liberated lesbians like myself. It would preferable if you let your daughters move away to a progressive, civilized city like San Francisco. They would then be able to attend culture studies classes at the university and find their true selves.
If you were a loving mother and cared about them, you would let them be free to become who they want to be. Instead you are brainwashing them into your cult ways. For shame! <---this smiley should be brown skinned, by the way. Racist smileys discriminate against African-Americans.
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How Dare you say something like that You Black Nigo That Needs Two go back where She came From She Is a Loving Mother Just Because Her and Husband Don't Want there Girls Two grow up and be a Racist Lesbain like You Does not mean shes a bad mother She seems like a great mother So why Don't you just go back Two Africa and start being a slave again
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-13-2009, 12:29 AM
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Mrs Covington,
Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Johnny Ray James and I live in Jacksonville NC. I'm a single white christian man looking for a wholesome christian wife. Can either of you girls filet catfish, and are they good at gardening? Also, I'm looking for a woman that don't mind when I take an ocasional taste of liquer. She must also be a virgin and like to cook. I have an extended cab pickup truck and a nearly paid for double wide, so theres plenty of room to grow the family from the get go.
Thanks, and God Bless
Johhny
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Is there some reason why you decided to post your wife quest here, in the middle of someone else's thread? Pay attention boy!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-13-2009, 08:46 AM
Hate to break it to you randy males, but those girls are muslims. I thought you didn't like muslims?
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-13-2009, 08:57 AM
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Hate to break it to you randy males, but those girls are muslims. I thought you didn't like muslims?
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Are you smoking toad's eyeballs again, heathen witch? Sister Bethany said those are her daughters and she raised them to be faithful, loyal, submissive, True Christian™ women! She surely didn't raise no Mohammedists!
She is just very conservative about showing the naked parts of her daughters, like the arms or the ears, which might excite the sexual juices of males. She is a fine, upstanding Christian woman who raised her daughters well.
Edit: Although, that Jessica is showing a little too much wrist and forearm for her own good. Better watch closely that one.
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Re: Jess and Alli -
06-13-2009, 09:33 AM
And you're trusting her word based on what exactly..?
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