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Default Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-10-2010, 02:28 AM

Hello all,

My name is Victoria, I am 20 and in dire need of a True Christian™ Husband to honor and serve in order to fulfill my purpose in this Earthly life. My last husband, an honorable older man named Edward, sadly passed away when we had only been married for two months, and due to some agerelated ailments this marriage had not been consummated, hence I am still pure!

My hobbies are cooking, baking and cleaning. I take a lot of pride in keeping my Father's house spic and span, please see my Clean Kitchen award for reference. I make a mean apple crumb pie but also love making cheese cake and strawberry cream pies. Furthermore, I spend A LOT on my knees, as the Lord intended me to. Spirituality is such a blessing, I really feel utterly satisfied after a good session. What would we do without Prayer?

I am deeply saddened that I have not yet been able to pop out a few soldiers for Christ and am more than willing to make up for it in a very timely manner. I know my place and take excellent direction.

If interested, my Father is up for a hunting trip with any suitable True Christian™ gentleman.
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-10-2010, 10:30 PM

Stay strong, I'm sure God has a marvelous plan for you.
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-10-2010, 10:57 PM

Thank you kind Brother. It is hard to find a husband at my age, still, but I keep praying!

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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-10-2010, 11:05 PM

Sister, it's such a shame you are so far away from me.

You sound pure and innocent, yet, would you fly to Euristan to even meet me (preferably with your parents as "chaperrones")?

My wife died 2 years ago in a bizarre gardening accident, and I'd feel lonely IF I DIDN'T HAVE JESUS BY MY SIDE!.

Ahem, sorry for the shouting. I need to go to my prayer closet now.

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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-10-2010, 11:23 PM

Sorry to change the subject brother, but what is a frictional country? It sounds a bit suggestive. Perhaps a typo?
Oh sorry about your loss
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-10-2010, 11:57 PM

We both have spouses who died in freak accidents...how unfortunate
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-11-2010, 12:14 AM

Please select me. I am desperate for the loving kindnesses of a faithful woman.
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-11-2010, 12:18 AM

post a pic.. might tap dat
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-11-2010, 01:58 AM

Perhaps you should find a husband the old fashioned way - ask your father and local matchmaker to choose a suitable man to whom you shall first see on your marriage day.
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-11-2010, 02:08 AM

That is a good idea, that's how my first husband and I became acquainted. We will be settling in Freehold in the next two months. Perhaps I can ask Pastor Zeke for some guidance on the matter. My father proposed a fun family day at the shooting range.
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-11-2010, 07:01 AM

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Perhaps you should find a husband the old fashioned way - ask your father and local matchmaker to choose a suitable man to whom you shall first see on your marriage day.
I too like this idea; however, my family is not quite sure how to contact a matchmaker that would understand the Lord's standards for a suitable match. We are kinda new to this (I'm the eldest child) and our resources are very scarce where we live. Is there another thread in this section that could assist my family any link would be appreciated.
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-11-2010, 08:37 PM

It's a shame your husband died before you two could consummate your marriage.

It's even a bigger shame to men everywhere that he didn't consummate you before or on the night of your wedding. But I'm sure he had a good reason. Are you sterile by any chance? or do you happen to live someplace unholy and dangerous, such as New Jersey?
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-12-2010, 09:04 PM

Dear Yearning4God. My late husband was significantly problem and had a slight...technical problem.
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-12-2010, 11:44 PM

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Dear Yearning4God. My late husband was significantly problem and had a slight...technical problem.
Sister, I'm sorry to hear that. I pray that your father finds you suitable man for you to court with.
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-13-2010, 06:34 AM

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That is a good idea, that's how my first husband and I became acquainted. We will be settling in Freehold in the next two months. Perhaps I can ask Pastor Zeke for some guidance on the matter. My father proposed a fun family day at the shooting range.

Did your dad invite me (Zeke's Fiancee) to go too?




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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 01-18-2010, 08:59 PM

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It is hard to find a husband at my age
At 20, what is so hard? Is that too young? Too old? I know lots of people marrying at 20.
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 02-07-2010, 01:08 AM

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Hello all,

My name is Victoria, I am 20 and in dire need of a True Christian™ Husband to honor and serve in order to fulfill my purpose in this Earthly life. My last husband, an honorable older man named Edward, sadly passed away when we had only been married for two months, and due to some agerelated ailments this marriage had not been consummated, hence I am still pure!

My hobbies are cooking, baking and cleaning. I take a lot of pride in keeping my Father's house spic and span, please see my Clean Kitchen award for reference. I make a mean apple crumb pie but also love making cheese cake and strawberry cream pies. Furthermore, I spend A LOT on my knees, as the Lord intended me to. Spirituality is such a blessing, I really feel utterly satisfied after a good session. What would we do without Prayer?

I am deeply saddened that I have not yet been able to pop out a few soldiers for Christ and am more than willing to make up for it in a very timely manner. I know my place and take excellent direction.

If interested, my Father is up for a hunting trip with any suitable True Christian™ gentleman.
Praise God, when I saw your mention of hunting my heart skipped a beat.

Your a bit older then an ideal birthing age but thats workable, how are your birthing hips?

Where are my manners? I should introduce myself, my name is Zachary, I am a 39 years young man and I was immediately drawn to your posting, everything you mention speaks to my soul, I like having a clean kitchen and you like cleaning kitchens, you spend a lot of time on your knees for god and I like hunting (I would love to show you my gun), someone pinch me!

Tell me dear sister in Christ, where are you located?


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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 03-13-2017, 11:58 AM

You seem sweet. Are you still active on this site? Where are you from? And how the heck do I post a pic of myself lol
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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 03-13-2017, 01:12 PM

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You seem sweet. Are you still active on this site? Where are you from? And how the heck do I post a pic of myself lol

Hello Jerkme,


Instead of attempting to groom forum members please go and make an introductory post telling us all about yourself.


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Default Re: Looking for a True Christian™ Husband - 03-15-2017, 01:00 AM

Have you tried dating apps?
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