[Wide-Open]

Yes friends, when looking on the internet for which musical instruments are suited for Christian children, and which weren't, I stumbled across the "mondharp".

What's a mondharp you'll ask? Well, it's a phlegmish word, so forget about that for now.

I remember playing one as a kid, and I wondered if we could teach our children to play hymns on them. They are easy and cheap.

So, there I was creating a thread to recommend this instrument, but obviously, I needed the American word for the mondharp.

To my awful surprise, it is called a Jew's harp in American.

That's right: an instrument made by Joos, probably for witchcraft.

Originally Posted by some secular wicked site sponsored by Joos

Since trances are facilitated by droning sounds,the Jew's harp has been associated with magic.

Oh right, here's another one. There's money involved, who would have guessed.

Of course, cunning as they are, they try to give the instrument another name, like trump or guimbarde or, indeed, mondharp.

Here you can see a typical Joo trying to lure children away from Christianity!



Satan is everywhere friends. I hope this warning will help you keep your precious children safe.

Needless to say: this proves beyond any reasonable doubt that speaking languages OTHER THAN AMERICAN is a big big mistake. The American language protects you from using demonic instruments because it calls a spade a spade!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Thank you for the informative post.

I note the fiendish device in the first picture also resembles an IUD.


Truly a disgustingly depraved instrument.

[Talitha]

Typical of Penny pinching Jews to invent a Harp that you don't have to buy strings for.















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[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner

Thank you for the informative post.

I note the fiendish device in the first picture also resembles an IUD.

You mean one of those roadside bombs the mudslime terrorists bury alongside the road over in Iraquistan to muder our Godly troops!?

I had no idea they looked like that!!

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Um, the IUD I refer to is a demonically inspired device to pre-murder babies !!

So as to not upset the delicate sensibilities of some of our readership, I will not further describe the installation of the abomination.

[Wide-Open]

Originally Posted by Talitha

Typical of Penny pinching Jews to invent a Harp that you don't have to buy strings for.

Well spotted Sister. That would explain the coin in the second picture!

Apparently this thing was also used by Ennio Maccaroni in "A Fistful of Dollars". Don't anyone try to tell me that that's a coincidence!

[Talitha]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Well spotted Sister. That would explain the coin in the second picture!

Apparently this thing was also used by Ennio Maccaroni in "A Fistful of Dollars". Don't anyone try to tell me that that's a coincidence!

With so many Jooz running the film industry I'm surprised it wasn't named A Fistful of Shekels.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

I think what may possibly be overlooked when dealing with this "Jew's Harp" is that it teaches children how to do cunnilingus. Indeed, the Jew's Harp is roughly shaped like a woman's genitals, and it involves putting your tongue through a slit and strumming a small rod. I'm sure your imagination can fill in the blanks there.

Jew's Harp: Cooter-Munching Instrument for Satan!!!

[Vavoline Johnson]

Originally Posted by Wide-Open

Yes friends, when looking on the internet for which musical instruments are suited for Christian children, and which weren't, I stumbled across the "mondharp".


To my awful surprise, it is called a Jew's harp in American.

That's right: an instrument made by Joos, probably for witchcraft.



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Here you can see a typical Joo trying to lure children away from Christianity!

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Satan is everywhere friends. I hope this warning will help you keep your precious children safe.

Needless to say: this proves beyond any reasonable doubt that speaking languages OTHER THAN AMERICAN is a big big mistake. The American language protects you from using demonic instruments because it calls a spade a spade!

Lawd hab mercy on my bery soul, Mr Wide!
Is you sho dem scary lookin things ain't some Joo- gynococological tool used to probe on innocent Christain ladies?

[Wally's World]

Am I the only sane person here? It's just a harmless musical instrument! "Jew's Harp" is just a name. Honestly, people, you're being a tad bit paranoid.

[Robert Hutchins]

Originally Posted by Wally's World

Am I the only sane person here? It's just a harmless musical instrument! "Jew's Harp" is just a name. Honestly, people, you're being a tad bit paranoid.

It isn't paranoia, this is just a friendly warning from a concerned Brother.

Would you let your kids play with something that endorsed or was influenced by joos? No True Christian™ would let their children do it.

Be mindful of these things, lest you be seduced by their witchery!