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Default Ann Coulter to Save Sodomite Republicans - 08-08-2010, 10:43 AM

The Pastors at Landover Baptist Church regularly risk their lives and souls to Save sinners for Jesus. From missions to degenerate Australia to visiting dens of debauchery, our Pastors are on the job for God. Godly Ann Coulter has taken it upon herself to enter the world of sodomite and rug munching Republicans and preach the word of Jesus. Long known for championing the "perfection" of joos, and calling out Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards as a "faggot", Ann Coulter has been on the forefront of America's culture wars and Christian Republicanism. Billing herself as the "right wing Judy Garland", Ann is about to become acquainted with track lighting and Subaru's and is on a mission from God. Welcome to GOPride and Homocon.


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The five-month-old Republican gay group GOProud wanted to create a big splash with its first convention, Homocon 2010 (that is a real name that we did not make up). And to do so, they lined up a whopper of a headliner. Says chairman Christopher Barron:

"The gay left has done their best to take all the fun out of politics, with their endless list of boycotts and protests. Homocon is going to be our annual effort to counter the ‘no fun police’ on the left. I can’t think of any conservative more fun to headline our inaugural party then the self-professed ‘right-wing Judy Garland’ - Ann Coulter. I can promise you, Homocon 2010 will be a hell of a lot more fun than chaining yourself to the White House fence."

Comparing Ann Coulter to Dorothy might strike you as a little odd, considering she throws around the word "faggot" in a derogatory way. (Someone, perhaps more aptly, compared her to the Wicked Witch of the West on this particular issue.) But somehow her presence is almost less offensive than the fact that Homocon's recruitment poster kinda calls all Democrats gay.

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Default Re: Ann Coulter to Save Sodomite Republicans - 08-08-2010, 04:40 PM

I am certain that Ann Coulter has a plan to bring all these wayward "Republicans" back to the fold.

She's probably going to appear at the rally in a bikini, and as we all know, no man could see a GOP beauty queen like Ann Coulter in a bikini and not get excited. Thousands of gays will be turned back straight with a single glance! GLORY!





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Default Re: Ann Coulter to Save Sodomite Republicans - 08-08-2010, 08:20 PM

This may be the first time an entire convention will be held in the Airport Hilton's bathroom.
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Default Re: Ann Coulter to Save Sodomite Republicans - 08-09-2010, 07:18 AM

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She's probably going to appear at the rally in a bikini, and as we all know, no man could see a GOP beauty queen like Ann Coulter in a bikini and not get excited. Thousands of gays will be turned back straight with a single glance! GLORY!
The LORD revealed to me in a daydream that indeed every lesbionic man-hater will be straightened out at the sight of Ann. As for the homosexual men attending the event, they will be so overcome with her beauteous charms and charming personality that their eyes will bleed, their brains will burst, and they will run into the nearest closets. Whilst in these closets, visions of Ann's loveliness and cheery wit will engulf them, and their private parts will wither to nought and drop off. Therefore, because of GOD's grace -- and because they experienced Ann's loving presence in person -- these very lucky men will be born again as Eunuchs for Christ. Praise!


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Default Re: Ann Coulter to Save Sodomite Republicans - 08-09-2010, 07:33 AM

You do realize the reason mAnn Coulter is so popular with the homosexual community is a joke in and of itself.
The reason they like her so much is that they believe her to be a cross dresser and they are right.

Newsflash republitards, "she" has an adam's apple.




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