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What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-11-2008, 03:27 AM
Sisters Thumper and Sue and I found a shady spot and played Bible Trivia until the Negros left and the pool had a chance to circulate the water a bit. Anyway, just wondered what you do when this happens??? THANKS IN ADVANCE GLENDORA
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-11-2008, 03:36 AM
Call security. Since when are darkies allowed in public pools?
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-11-2008, 03:52 AM
Why do they need to swim, anyway? Don't many low-income residents get free box fans from the city? Those should keep them cool enough during the summer.
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-11-2008, 04:19 AM
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Call security. Since when are darkies allowed in public pools?
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That won't work..some time ago, a bunch of atheist Supreme Court judges ruled that to be a 'violation of civil rights.' What a strange decison that was.
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-11-2008, 04:48 AM
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That won't work..some time ago, a bunch of atheist Supreme Court judges ruled that to be a 'violation of civil rights.' What a strange decison that was.
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Don't you need to be civilized to have civil rights?
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-11-2008, 12:53 PM
I'd have to get the Pool filled in and another one built.
That type of pollution has to be dealt with properly.
I just shudder to think about it ever happening at my home.
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-11-2008, 12:55 PM
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That won't work..some time ago, a bunch of atheist Supreme Court judges ruled that to be a 'violation of civil rights.' What a strange decison that was.
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I blame the Clintons.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-11-2008, 01:54 PM
I just want to deny categorically any relationship with the recent incident in Freehold's nigra public pool when a dozen connected toasters fell inside and caused the electrocution of those 23 niglets and niglettes (the smell of burned nigra flesh is so annoying, it almost spoiled my lunch!), I repeat again, as my joo lawyers said, that the toasters were laid there to provide sandwiches for the Flood Geology and Gospel teaching seminar I was hosting towards those poor souls...
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-11-2008, 02:01 PM
Throw a couple of bottles of malt liquor in the deep end and watch 'em go. Those darkies can't swim worth beans. When they stop moving and float to the top; call 911 and they'll take them out for you.
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-11-2008, 02:24 PM
The thought is too terrible to contemplate, Mother Glynndie, so I suppose I would convince myself as firmly as I am convinced of the existence of GoD that these "darkies" were just regular guys who got extra dirty at work.
But why isn't it washing off? Printer's ink! YES!!!
But what if it's the messicants, who all know I'm a big ol' sucker for "Shower With Jesus" contests Hoping to upgrade "shower" into a larger Body of water?
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-12-2008, 03:22 AM
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The thought is too terrible to contemplate, Mother Glynndie, so I suppose I would convince myself as firmly as I am convinced of the existence of GoD that these "darkies" were just regular guys who got extra dirty at work.
But why isn't it washing off? Printer's ink! YES!!!
But what if it's the messicants, who all know I'm a big ol' sucker for "Shower With Jesus" contests Hoping to upgrade "shower" into a larger Body of water?
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Sweet Sister Sue, perhaps we should talk to a swimming pool man and ask him to give us some of his chlorine pellets. That way, we can bring our own extra chlorine and add it to the pool before we get in.
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-12-2008, 07:01 AM
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Anyway, just wondered what you do when this happens??? THANKS IN ADVANCE GLENDORA
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I think waiting aside is the proper course of action. Those darkies aren't going to stay in the water long, anyway. It's against their nature. Were they even in the deep end? Maybe you could enjoy that side of the pool if the heat was unbearable.
Does your pool have a P.A. system? You could have the attendant make a call for "found iPhone at front desk"; I'm pretty sure all of them would make a bee-line to try to be the first to collect a free iPhone. Then you would be able to enjoy the pool in peace.
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-12-2008, 10:19 AM
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This thread is weird...
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-12-2008, 10:30 PM
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Agreed. But not nearly as wierd as the sounds made by a wild group of niglets I chased out of the local pool with my lifesize inflatable gator.
Of course we had to pluck out a few "baby ruths" expelled in the pandemonium. A little extra work was well worth a clean swimming and Baptizing locale. Praise Jesus for giving us tri-chlor tablets ,pool shock, and water clarifier.
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-12-2008, 11:46 PM
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This thread is weird ...
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Why so, Sister? Are we not obedient to the LORD JESUS in our daily task of cleaning up after the riffraff and the ungodly?
For is written ...
Ecclesiastes 3:21 Who knoweth the spirit of man that goeth upward, and the spirit of the beast that goeth downward to the earth?
Jeremiah 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil ...
Ezekiel 30:5 Ethiopia, and Libya, and Lydia, and all the mingled people, and Chub, and the men of the land that is in league, shall fall with them by the sword ...
Remember that we go by what the Bible actually says, and not by what we have heard it says from false pastors, or by what our own false interpretations would lead us to believe it says!
Of course we True Christians™ know that, don't we, Sister! Praise!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-13-2008, 12:02 AM
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How so? Surely you don't believe in miscenegation? If you think race-mixing is not an abomination unto God, then you haven't read Ezra 9-10. Or Genesis 24:3, Genesis 28:1, Exodus 34:12-16; Deuteronomy 7:3,4, Joshua 23:12, Exodus 34:16; Deuteronomy 7:4; Joshua 23:12,13, and Judges 3:6,7 either.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-13-2008, 12:46 AM
I think this uprising of Barack Obama has given blacks airs and they think they're just as good as everyone else.
"Oh if a black man can run for president why can't we be in white folks' swimming pools?"
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-13-2008, 01:36 AM
I didn't know coloreds could swim. I thought they just ran around in open fire plugs and played in the rain to rinse off.
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-13-2008, 03:25 AM
Since we're on the subject, this seems like a similar problem that I'd like some help with. It seems that there are some Italians living in (or around) Freehold, and they have advertised this fact on their sidewalk number:
I'm pretty sure this violates the local municipal code, as the fire fighters need to be able to see the address at night, and it's supposed to be painted on a WHITE reflective background. I suppose that if they were looking for 'that Italian house' that's on fire it might help, but they might mistake it for some beaner's place.
What should I do about this blatant unpatriotic display of anti-Americanism? I don't think the planning department will bother to do anything, nor the police. I'm tempted to just get some white paint and 'repaint' their sign so that it conforms to the other numbers on the street.
I just don't know what to do. Can you imagine what my Russian neighbor's number would look like?
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Re: What do you do When There are Negros in the Swimming Pool? -
06-13-2008, 03:42 AM
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Agreed. But not nearly as wierd as the sounds made by a wild group of niglets I chased out of the local pool with my lifesize inflatable gator.
Of course we had to pluck out a few "baby ruths" expelled in the pandemonium.
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They gave birth right in the pool?!
Now, that is simply unacceptable. I would have pulled the Flush lever and washed them all away!!
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