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Default Re: WARNING: recession means epidemic of Uppity-Wife Syndrome! - 01-19-2009, 12:11 AM
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You guys are piffleing dushes bigots, fatasses, faggots, idiots and racist!
I don't know what a dushes bigot is, but I find it interesting that you claim to be in favour of "anarchy and equality", but call us faggots. Surely that only works as an insult if you accept that qweers are inferior to the rest of us? We'll make a Christian out of you yet, boy!

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Default Re: WARNING: recession means epidemic of Uppity-Wife Syndrome! - 01-19-2009, 12:24 AM
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Please do not shout, dear. It is very unladylike; you'll never find a husband if you carry on like that.
I greatly pity any woman who finds herself trapped with what your definition of a good husband is. Any man who abuses his wife in the ways described on this forum as "discipline" deserves to be hung by his feet naked in a public place until death (approximately 3 days of agony).

All of you abusive f*cks are going to hell.
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Default Re: WARNING: recession means epidemic of Uppity-Wife Syndrome! - 01-19-2009, 12:28 AM
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I greatly pity any woman who finds herself trapped with what your definition of a good husband is. Any man who abuses his wife in the ways described on this forum as "discipline" deserves to be hung by his feet naked in a public place until death (approximately 3 days of agony).

All of you abusive f*cks are going to hell.
No, we are headed for eternal bliss with our Lord and Saviour. You are headed to Hell for probably being a Mary-Hailing Papist, although if you're already Irish it's hard to see how your situation could get much worse.

O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Default Re: WARNING: recession means epidemic of Uppity-Wife Syndrome! - 01-19-2009, 12:30 AM
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I greatly pity any woman who finds herself trapped with what your definition of a good husband is. Any man who abuses his wife in the ways described on this forum as "discipline" deserves to be hung by his feet naked in a public place until death (approximately 3 days of agony).

All of you abusive f*cks are going to hell.
Sorry, we aren't. Do you know that Irishers are inside-out darkies?

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Default Re: WARNING: recession means epidemic of Uppity-Wife Syndrome! - 01-19-2009, 12:39 AM
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Any man who abuses his wife in the ways described on this forum as "discipline" deserves to be hung by his feet naked in a public place until death (approximately 3 days of agony).
Your post reminded me of the precious agony my dear Saviour suffered for our sins; the good news is, if a Christian man does step over the line with regards to disciplining his wife, he can ask for forgiveness -- from God, not from her -- and all will be well.

What a marvellous friend we have in Jesus.

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All of you abusive f*cks are going to hell.
Who are you calling "abusive f*cks", you foul-mouthed little pissant?! I pray GOD corrupts your seed, pausing only to spread dung across your face!

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Default Re: WARNING: recession means epidemic of Uppity-Wife Syndrome! - 01-19-2009, 01:41 AM
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Your post reminded me of the precious agony my dear Saviour suffered for our sins; the good news is, if a Christian man does step over the line with regards to disciplining his wife, he can ask for forgiveness -- from God, not from her -- and all will be well.

What a marvellous friend we have in Jesus.


Who are you calling "abusive f*cks", you foul-mouthed little pissant?! I pray GOD corrupts your seed, pausing only to spread dung across your face!
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Default Re: WARNING: recession means epidemic of Uppity-Wife Syndrome! - 01-20-2009, 10:54 PM
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Please do not shout, dear. It is very unladylike; you'll never find a husband if you carry on like that.











for the last time you dush, i am a man, (straight) who supports womens rights!
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Default Re: WARNING: recession means epidemic of Uppity-Wife Syndrome! - 01-20-2009, 11:37 PM
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for the last time you dush, i am a man, (straight) who supports womens rights!
Hey, Bull Dyke, I think the word your looking for is spelt douche.
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