[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Noah Sole

I found this picture of Hussein Obama giving Paul McCartney his award for 'Services to Satanism'.



Just look at the man in the background - how evil does he look??

How did you ever get this great picture of Obama with Angela Lansbury?

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Originally Posted by Noah Sole

I found this picture of Hussein Obama giving Paul McCartney his award for 'Services to Satanism'.



Just look at the man in the background - how evil does he look??

Originally Posted by Roberta

How old is that Nehru jacket? You would think with $750 million he could afford new clothes.

And a new face.

[Sega Genesis]

Originally Posted by Fleur-de-lis

Who on earth plays records backwards?

People who try to make it seem like the music is awful just because they're bored and jealous of the band's talent.

[Noah Sole]

Welcome to Gods favourite forum Sega Genesis

What is your favourite Bible verse?
What inspires you?
The verse inspiring me today is:

Deuteronomy 12:31
Thou shalt not do so unto the LORD thy God: for every abomination to the LORD, which he hateth, have they done unto their gods; for even their sons and their daughters they have burnt in the fire to their gods.

Yours in Christ

[thesonoflucifer]

Originally Posted by Roberta

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince do--where have you been living?

hahahahah a Baptist that asks where we have been living! hahahah I'm passing feces in my pants!

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by thesonoflucifer

hahahahah a Baptist that asks where we have been living! hahahah I'm passing feces in my pants!

Friend, I cautiously extend you a Christian greeting, but I must ask that you maintain a sense of decorum when you post here.

Also, what is a Sono Flucifer?

[thesonoflucifer]

Hahahahahahahah Holy excrement! You guys are really on crack!

Hey, how about tamagotchi's? Are they also Satanic? I think I'm gonna crap my pants.. I just can't stop laughing! hahahahhahaa.. The Beatles! You should listen to this band:

[thesonoflucifer]

Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer

Friend, I cautiously extend you a Christian greeting, but I must ask that you maintain a sense of decorum when you post here.

Also, what is a Sono Flucifer?

God. You're more retarded than I thought. It's Son of Lucy genius!

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by thesonoflucifer

Hahahahahahahah Holy excrement! You guys are really on crack!

Hey, how about tamagotchi's? Are they also Satanic? I think I'm gonna crap my pants.. I just can't stop laughing! hahahahhahaa.. The Beatles! You should listen to this band:

Son, I thought you already had voided your bowels into your trousers, and here you state that it is only a possibility. Are you suffering from an intestinal disorder?

[Carl the wop]

Let's not forget that John Lennon (aka Satan's mouthpiece) wrote a song called "God" where the blasphemies ran faster than excrement through a goose. That and his dalliances with homersexuality and Hinduism are more than enough proof of his demonic origins. Liverpool should be renamed to Demonpool..

[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by thesonoflucifer

God. You're more retarded than I thought. It's Son of Lucifer genius!

Oh dear! Are you a worshiper of the Devil? How sad. Then I will pray for both your Irritable Bowel Syndrome as well as your immortal soul.

[thesonoflucifer]

Originally Posted by Carl the wop

Let's not forget that John Lennon (aka Satan's mouthpiece) wrote a song called "God" where the blasphemies ran faster than excrement through a goose. That and his dalliances with homersexuality and Hinduism are more than enough proof of his demonic origins. Liverpool should be renamed to Demonpool..

YES EXACTLY! that makes a DIRECT Cause/Effect connection between the two things! Have you ever heard of Aristothelic Logic? Do you guys even know who Aristoteles was?

Hahahahaha.. of course, he must have made a pact with your imaginary devil! That explains it all! Well at least this would explain the bad music! hahaha..

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by thesonoflucifer

YES EXACTLY! that makes a DIRECT Cause/Effect connection between the two things! Have you ever heard of Aristothelic Logic? Do you guys even know who Aristoteles was?

Hahahahaha.. of course, he must have made a pact with your imaginary devil! That explains it all! Well at least this would explain the bad music! hahaha..

You know Bevis, making up words that do not exist only serve to make you look more the fool.
Although, for a 16 year old, our expectations of you are pretty minimal.

[Carl the wop]

Aristotle was a non-Christian, child-perverting anal sex enjoying "philosohper". His words have no more credence than those of a raving lunatic on the NYC subway.

[John North]

Originally Posted by thesonoflucifer

... bla bla ...

I presume you’re just another piece of Swedish atheist scum. Unfortunately not one of a kind. Why don’t you try to swallow that childish laughter of yours, wipe the snot from your face and make a proper presentation of yourself; where proper presentations are supposed to be made?

You’re on a one way road to Hell friend. Your unconditional love for Jesus is the only thing that can turn you around and have you walk in the right direction. Your retardation can be cured!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Carl the wop

Let's not forget that John Lennon (aka Satan's mouthpiece) wrote a song called "God" where the blasphemies ran faster than excrement through a goose. That and his dalliances with homersexuality and Hinduism are more than enough proof of his demonic origins. Liverpool should be renamed to Demonpool..

Maybe Semenpool?

What could be worse than John Lennon?

Hmm. Zombie John Lennon, I suppose!



No, really.

For John Lennon, a young, idealistic zombie guitarist with dreams of global domination, Liverpool seems the ideal place to form a band that could take over the world. In an inspired act, Lennon kills and reanimates local rocker Paul McCartney, kicking off an unstoppable partnership. With the addition of newly zombified guitarist George Harrison and drummer/Seventh Level Ninja Lord Ringo Starr, the Beatles soon cut a swath of bloody good music and bloody violent mayhem across Europe, America, and the entire planet.


In this searing oral history, discover how the Fab Four climbed to the Toppermost of the Poppermost while stealing the hearts, ears, and brains of smitten teenage girls. Learn the tale behind a spiritual journey that resulted in the dismemberment of Maharishi Mahesh Yogi. Marvel at the seemingly indestructible quartet’s survival of a fierce attack by Eighth Level Ninja Lord Yoko Ono. And find out how the boys escaped eternal death at the hands of England’s greatest zombie hunter, Mick Jagger.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

John Lennin is dead, and currently being tortured in the deepest pits of hell. You can read the proof HERE.

[thesonoflucifer]

Originally Posted by John North

I presume you’re just another piece of Swedish atheist scum. Unfortunately not one of a kind. Why don’t you try to swallow that childish laughter of yours, wipe the snot from your face and make a proper presentation of yourself; where proper presentations are supposed to be made?

You’re on a one way road to Hell friend. Your unconditional love for Jesus is the only thing that can turn you around and have you walk in the right direction. Your retardation can be cured!

Swedish? WTF are you talking about? Are you on crack? I'm not even Swedish. And what's that even supposed to mean? Hey how about american bombing everything they can get their hands on to suck every monetizable good they posses! HOW ISNT THAT NOT SATANIC? (or whatever you mormons call it) Killing people is not satanic RIGHT?

Aristotle was a non-Christian, child-perverting anal sex enjoying "philosohper". His words have no more credence than those of a raving lunatic on the NYC subway.

Yeah, of course he was not christian you retard, Why would he? He was born before "Christ"! Your comment doesn't make any sense at all. And by the way: anything you have done in your life as of now (being part of a democracy, using algorythms to solve logic problems, etc.) is pretty much thank to a genius called Aristotheles. Otherwise you would still be living in an intollerant country where they'de burn you alive for being such fanatics, which I'd very much like to see happening. =)

[Matthew Hopkins]

Originally Posted by thesonoflucifer

(ill informed drivel removed)

Who, pray tell, is Aristotheles? And what, exactly, is Aristothelic logic? Are you a homosexualist?

YBIC

[thesonoflucifer]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

John Lennin is dead, and currently being tortured in the deepest pits of hell. You can read the proof HERE.

That's not a proof! you mormon! That's taken from a Book called "The Bible" written by some dudes on crack (and look at the coincidence that's the only source you have!) Since it is abbundant of illogical and dumb hypothesis (as like the world being FLAT!) and based on religious beliefs, it can NEVER be considered a proof otherwise every other religious book with the same scientifical credibility should be considered! Proofs have non subjective evidence that can be measured and verified at any given time! This means IT CANNOT be a belief, since beliefs are not based on logics, evidence or any ration thinking. Measure and Verify what you just assume about John Lennon, and when you have it, get back at me! Ah.. and while you're at it, please take also some pictures in hell and mail them to me please thanks.

Definition of Evidence: «Scientific evidence is evidence which serves to either support or counter a scientific theory or hypothesis. Such evidence is expected to be empirical and in accordance with scientific method. Standards for scientific evidence vary according to the field of inquiry, but the strength of scientific evidence is generally based on the results of statistical analysis and the strength of scientific controls.»