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05-02-2019, 10:11 PM
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I haven't read the original post and don't plan to, as I am deeply offended by the title of this thread. Christians are lazy? No! No we are not! False Christians are another matter, but this is a True Christian™ forum and such suggestions are vile and hateful. Shame on you, Mister Coleslaw. But I shall try to put this behind me, in the spirit of Colossians 3:13.
On a happier matter, Brother Gonzalez's post has reminded me of my late step-grandmother-in-law's wishes regarding her money. Dorothy (who posted here as Attila's Wife) passed to Jesus's Holy Realm 4 or so years ago and (although dementia had led her to give the bulk of her money to some mega-church in China before she died) she left about half a million dollars and asked that it be given to some pastor in Nigeria with a name that sounded like Emily. The last I heard of it, the family hadn't been able to trace him (they assume it was a man - Dorothy would never have left her money to a woman). I don't suppose you know him, do you?
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do not be, sister. I actually put a question mark behind the post to show its question
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
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You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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05-02-2019, 10:20 PM
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And many other terrible inhuman stuffs endless to say here.
I hope a good government comes in and not all these hypocritical, evil and biased jaundiced government in Nigeria
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Careful, Brother Collins - by criticizing your government, you are venturing into a dangerous territory! God wants all of us to be law abiding citizens:
1 Peter 2:13-14
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
Remember - whatever you might think of those who rule you, they were there put by God Himself. Who are you to question His judgment?
Romans 13:1-7
1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
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05-02-2019, 10:33 PM
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Careful, Brother Collins - by criticizing your government, you are venturing into a dangerous territory! God wants all of us to be law abiding citizens:
1 Peter 2:13-14
13 Submit yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether it be to the king, as supreme;
14 Or unto governors, as unto them that are sent by him for the punishment of evildoers, and for the praise of them that do well.
Remember - whatever you might think of those who rule you, they were there put by God Himself. Who are you to question His judgment?
Romans 13:1-7
1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:
4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.
5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.
6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.
7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.
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that's true. Bible should always be our lenses no matter our predicament in life
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends.
You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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05-02-2019, 10:42 PM
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Why in Nigeria, many think of following Islam in the north nigeria and some in the southern part of Nigeria do not follow God truly.
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So you know your mission: proselytize to the Nigerians (Mark 16:15). Best start in the south, those Muslims can get kill-crazy.
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There is heavy corruption among the leaders and this is government backwards [...] No employment
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Except in the government, apparently. Have you considered going into politics?
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I think The WHO has labelled Nigeria as the poverty capital of the world.
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The Who?
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-no good light,
No good roads,
No efficient working system,
No good facilities like railway that is up to modern standard,
No employment s,
People is serious hardships.
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And many other terrible inhuman stuffs endless to say here.
I hope a good government comes in and not all these hypocritical, evil and biased jaundiced government in Nigeria
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How can you tell if a negro has jaundice? It is likely that this plague of yellow coons in your country is due to paganism. Do your best to spread the word of God to your fellow Nigrans. If enough of you jungle people become Christians, He may smile down upon you, like He smiled upon South Africa from 1948-1994. Pray, pray without ceasing. Read the Bible from cover to cover, and then do it again.
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05-02-2019, 10:46 PM
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Speaking about tithing, dear Brother Collin, I will ask you to send me your bank account details in order to make the necessary debits. Our Pastors need your contribution.Please send the information via PM, not here on the public forums.
Thank you very much.
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Mr. Coleslaw is from Nigeria and from the e-mails I receive, there are tons of Nigerian princes out there just waiting to send me money. I haven't taken any of them up on it due to the fact I am a married woman but perhaps Mr. Coleslaw knows some of them and they can contribute to the church?
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05-03-2019, 11:00 AM
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that's true. Bible should always be our lenses no matter our predicament in life
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That makes absolutely no sense at all. I wear contact lenses and they are both see through and devoid of any spiritual and scientific information.
Are you suggesting I put two Bibles(KJV1611) into my eye holes?
The Bible(KJV1611) tells us:
Matthew 6:22 The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light. But if thine eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness. If therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great is that darkness!
Now, I know for a fact that even though I have two eyes, light comes into me through my contact lenses. If I had two Bibles(KJV1611) wedged into my eye holes it would all be black and evil.
Just what are you trying to say? You seem to be trying to tell me something but is that really the right thing to do?
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Proverbs 3:5
I think maybe you are too proud. The Bible(KIV1611) is not a lens it is the given word of Our Lord the Lord Jesus Christ Himself- Lord of Hosts and the Dance Settees.
I say this with strictly non homersexualisticalism love as per Jesus’ admonishments.
Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him. - Luke 17:3
You see, many many people come to our humble side aisle of the Inter Nets and they all want one thing:
That’s right! Anal sex
to be driven out of this Nation’s clean limbed young youth’s existential qualia, prayer to be brought back into school, women to actually keep their marriage vows and not turn gaywise and for Biblical law to be the law of the land.
Now, you seem to gotten off topic about your see through Bibles but can we at least agree that women should not drop everything and become lesbiopaths when their husbands simply demand complete obedience?
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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05-03-2019, 03:39 PM
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That makes absolutely no sense at all. I wear contact lenses and they are both see through and devoid of any spiritual and scientific information.
Are you suggesting I put two Bibles(KJV1611) into my eye holes?
The Bible(KJV1611) tells us:
Matthew 6:22 The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light. But if thine eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness. If therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great is that darkness!
Now, I know for a fact that even though I have two eyes, light comes into me through my contact lenses. If I had two Bibles(KJV1611) wedged into my eye holes it would all be black and evil.
Just what are you trying to say? You seem to be trying to tell me something but is that really the right thing to do?
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. Proverbs 3:5
I think maybe you are too proud. The Bible(KIV1611) is not a lens it is the given word of Our Lord the Lord Jesus Christ Himself- Lord of Hosts and the Dance Settees.
I say this with strictly non homersexualisticalism love as per Jesus’ admonishments.
Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him. - Luke 17:3
You see, many many people come to our humble side aisle of the Inter Nets and they all want one thing:
That’s right! Anal sex
to be driven out of this Nation’s clean limbed young youth’s existential qualia, prayer to be brought back into school, women to actually keep their marriage vows and not turn gaywise and for Biblical law to be the law of the land.
Now, you seem to gotten off topic about your see through Bibles but can we at least agree that women should not drop everything and become lesbiopaths when their husbands simply demand complete obedience?
YIC
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when I say lenses, I mean we should always use the Holy Bible in whatever situations we find our selves in.lenses word was only metaphorical
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends.
You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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05-03-2019, 03:41 PM
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So you know your mission: proselytize to the Nigerians (Mark 16:15). Best start in the south, those Muslims can get kill-crazy.
Except in the government, apparently. Have you considered going into politics?
The Who?
Still glad you kicked out the British?
How can you tell if a negro has jaundice? It is likely that this plague of yellow coons in your country is due to paganism. Do your best to spread the word of God to your fellow Nigrans. If enough of you jungle people become Christians, He may smile down upon you, like He smiled upon South Africa from 1948-1994. Pray, pray without ceasing. Read the Bible from cover to cover, and then do it again.
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WHO-World health organization
Then you know world bank too
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
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You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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05-04-2019, 01:15 AM
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when I say lenses, I mean we should always use the Holy Bible in whatever situations we find our selves in.lenses word was only metaphorical
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I am a simple and humble God fearing Trump voting man, so I have no idea what you mean by "lenses" or "metaphorical" here. But I am glad to see you rely on the Holy Bible!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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05-04-2019, 07:06 AM
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I am a simple and humble God fearing Trump voting man, so I have no idea what you mean by "lenses" or "metaphorical" here. But I am glad to see you rely on the Holy Bible!
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thank you sir and God bless you
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
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You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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05-04-2019, 08:56 AM
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when I say lenses, I mean we should always use the Holy Bible in whatever situations we find our selves in.lenses word was only metaphorical
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I happen to be on the can when I read the.
Are you seriously suggesting the Bible(KJV1611) could be used to cleanse my buttockular cleftal area?
My Gosh man, just what is wrong with you? Does everything have to a have trouserial double meaning with you?
Ephesians 4:29 - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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05-04-2019, 10:49 PM
Nigras have a history of stealing from Fine white folk all the time. To see a nigra plagiarizing is not surprising in the least to me. To read now that a hunan being would claim that The Bible would make suitable toilet paper is shocking though. I am absolutely disgusted and livid right now.
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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05-06-2019, 12:55 PM
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Nigras have a history of stealing from Fine white folk all the time. To see a nigra plagiarizing is not surprising in the least to me. To read now that a hunan being would claim that The Bible would make suitable toilet paper is shocking though. I am absolutely disgusted and livid right now.
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look, I told everyone here that I took permission from the author before I posted. Defaming and slandering me is a bit unfair. Heaven bears witness that I took permission from the author before I posted his content
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends.
You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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05-06-2019, 01:39 PM
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look, I told everyone here that I TOOK permission from the author before I posted. Defaming and slandering me is a bit unfair. Heaven bears witness that I TOOK permission from the author before I posted his content
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Dear Mr. Collinslaw: When you say that you "took" permission, does that mean that you requested (and received) permission, or did you steal it, like a thug from the ghetto? I'm sure you'd rather that certain things be swept under the rug and forgotten, but Sister Maxine and I can vouch, most assuredly, that your words can be mis-leading -- and slanderous! I must remind you that lying is a sin that will land you in HELL for eternity, young man!
Revelation 21:8 "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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05-06-2019, 02:01 PM
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look, I told everyone here that I took permission from the author before I posted. Defaming and slandering me is a bit unfair. Heaven bears witness that I took permission from the author before I posted his content
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If you are innocent, why would you sin by calling on Heaven? And if you are guilty, why would you compound your sin?
Mt 5:34-37
34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne:
35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.
36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.
37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.
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05-10-2019, 05:04 AM
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If you are innocent, why would you sin by calling on Heaven? And if you are guilty, why would you compound your sin?
Mt 5:34-37
34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne:
35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.
36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.
37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.
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Should I show you the link where I took the permission from the author and it was accepted
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends.
You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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05-10-2019, 08:22 AM
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Should I show you the link where I took the permission from the author and it was accepted
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In future, you should link to your source if you are quoting someone else. But I notice you still haven't provided any Scriptural justification for swearing by Heaven.
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05-10-2019, 12:14 PM
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Hello, brothers and sisters,I did not copy and paste my content.you all can see I added my username as owner of the content.my work is not on any website, I wrote it myself on the Landover forum.
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look, I told everyone here that I took permission from the author before I posted. Defaming and slandering me is a bit unfair. Heaven bears witness that I took permission from the author before I posted his content
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Should I show you the link where I took the permission from the author and it was accepted
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It would be better if you showed the link where you told everyone here that you took permission from the author before you posted his content. I can't find that.
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05-19-2019, 12:47 PM
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It would be better if you showed the link where you told everyone here that you took permission from the author before you posted his content. I can't find that.
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Here is the link ma'am
*** questionable link removed ***
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends.
You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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05-19-2019, 04:54 PM
This fool clearly has no idea how hard True Christian™ women work to ensure that the man of their family (be it father or husband) comes home to a perfect spotless house. Those same women also work hard to cook hearty meals and bake tasty pies, as described in Genesis 18:6 and 1 Samuel 8:13. If you really want to see what a good, hard working woman looks like, find yourself a KJV 1611 Bible and open it to Proverbs 31:10-31. Just to be clear, when I say "hard working," I mean it in the context of the home, NOT an outside job.
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