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08-06-2010, 06:23 PM
Wow. You guys think that anything more than 3 inches long and less than 3 inches wide were made to shove up someone's behind. It's just so funny how you all believe anything in the bible, no matter how absurd. And then you make even more absurd things yourself! I mean seriously, you think Mario is evil!
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Wow. You guys think that anything more than 3 inches long and less than 3 inches wide were made to shove up someone's behind. It's just so funny how you all believe anything in the bible, no matter how absurd. And then you make even more absurd things yourself! I mean seriously, you think Mario is evil!
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Please explain threw evolution how you would get a vegetable suitable for shoving up your ass? Clearly the hand of God is at work here.
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08-06-2010, 07:05 PM
There are thousands of vegetables: At least one of them is gonna be able to be shoved up your rear.
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08-06-2010, 07:09 PM
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There are thousands of vegetables: At least one of them is gonna be able to be shoved up your rear.
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That seems unlikely. If anything the cucumber's skin texture which makes it so suitable for ass ramming would leave it vulnerable to predators. Unless you want to suggest there is some specials of natural sodomites who would mount cucumbers in the wild there is no natural process that would produce a cucumber.
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08-06-2010, 09:44 PM
OK, the only way I can reply to this is with a "face-palm". This is too stupid to respond to in words. It's like trying to reason with a toddler.
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08-06-2010, 09:49 PM
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OK, the only way I can reply to this is with a "face-palm". This is too stupid to respond to in words. It's like trying to reason with a toddler.
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Well friend, if you are to much of a moral coward to admit you are unable to refudiates my argument about the cucumber, that is your loss.
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It's like trying to reason with a toddler.
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08-07-2010, 12:19 AM
Retroman is obviously trying to deny that the cucumber is an anal tool because he doesn't want to implicate his own behavior. Please pull the vegetables out of your rectum and beg Jesus for forgiveness!
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08-07-2010, 09:17 AM
In my foolish, sinning, younger days I knew a degenerate woman who would use a cucumber to pleasure herself and then cut it up into a cucumber salad and serve it to unknowing males. She told me she experienced a kinky thrill watching them consume her love toy. Clearly Satan has usurped one of God's creations in order to lure the wicked to hell. Ever since then, my brain infuses a fishy aftertaste to that vegetable. After this thread I may decide they taste like stool. Godly or not, no more cucumbers for me, thank you.
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08-07-2010, 08:18 PM
I don't shove cucumbers up my behind. Although i do know of some woman who had home-made... "Pleasure Makers", that doesn't mean that's what they were made for. Cucumbers were made for eating, but people use them for other things. Just like the bible was made for reading, some people use it to hit people.
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08-07-2010, 08:24 PM
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I don't shove cucumbers up my behind. Although i do know of some woman who had home-made... "Pleasure Makers", that doesn't mean that's what they were made for. Cucumbers were made for eating, but people use them for other things. Just like the bible was made for reading, some people use it to hit people.
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So you admit that cucumbers are designed and not the product of random chance. You see what they were designed for isn't the issue so much as are they designed. And even a God mocking unbeliever like you admits design in cucumbers. Ram it up your behind or into your mouth, that's still the handy work of God there, so God must exists.
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
08-07-2010, 08:24 PM
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---PORN DELETED--- Cucumbers were made for eating, but people use them for other things. Just like the bible was made for reading, some people use it to hit people.
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
08-07-2010, 09:35 PM
I never said god designed it, I said it was made. It was made by evolution.
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08-07-2010, 09:45 PM
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I never said god designed it, I said it was made. It was made by evolution.
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So evolution decided we needed a vegetable that would fit up a backside? Why would evolution decide to create such a thing?
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08-10-2010, 03:55 PM
Evolution Never made it for shoving up someones backside. Evolution changes things. For example: There were an ancient species of ape that diverged two ways: Apes and humans. That's why we are so close to them genetically. We share 99% of their D.N.A.
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08-10-2010, 04:02 PM
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Evolution Never made it for shoving up someones backside. Evolution changes things. For example: There were an ancient species of ape that diverged two ways: Apes and humans. That's why we are so close to them genetically. We share 99% of their D.N.A.
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Thank you for proving my point!
Evolution didn't make the cucumber, some intelligence did.
The only intelligent designer that is concerned about what men put up their asses is God.
Therefor God exists.
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
08-10-2010, 04:09 PM
And how did I prove your point? (Also, It's still funny how people here assume I'm an Atheist)
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08-10-2010, 04:18 PM
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And how did I prove your point? (Also, It's still funny how people here assume I'm an Atheist)
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Perhaps I am not clear. What part of my original post in this thread did you not understand friend? I would think if you are believer would be quite excited to learn of prove positive of the existence of God.
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
08-10-2010, 04:20 PM
1. It's not proof of god. Its a vegetable.
2: I'm not a "believer"
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Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists -
08-10-2010, 04:28 PM
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1. It's not proof of god. Its a vegetable.
2: I'm not a "believer"
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You really ride the short bus friend "it's not" is not a counter argument/ Especially when you just accept that no natural process created the cucumber.
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You're just being childish.
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