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Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? -
02-19-2008, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Poisonous chink food followed by nigra lezbean demon music. Wonderful. Did you kill a few babies along the way home, just to cap the night off?
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So full of hate recently!
i love sushi, Especially grilled eel.
I guess you just missed me
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? -
02-19-2008, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Only time will tell
So full of hate recently!
i love sushi, Especially grilled eel.
I guess you just missed me
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I am filled with the Love that Christ shows for us all.
Grilled eel isn't sushi.
No. I wasn't even paying attention to you. I have a full time job ministering to the True Christians here. Unsaved scum trying to force their unGodly dietary habits on us is not a priority for us.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? -
02-19-2008, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I am filled with the Love that Christ shows for us all.
Grilled eel isn't sushi.
No. I wasn't even paying attention to you. I have a full time job ministering to the True Christians here. Unsaved scum trying to force their unGodly dietary habits on us is not a priority for us.
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There is nothing ungodly about eating sushi. And no one will try to force you to eat it if you don't want to - more for me.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? -
02-19-2008, 02:27 PM
Have at it, Dancer!
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Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? -
02-19-2008, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
Have at it, Dancer!
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Is that a puffer? I don't do fugu.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? -
02-19-2008, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances with Joy
Is that a puffer? I don't do fugu.
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Watch the language, please.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? -
02-19-2008, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Watch the language, please.
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Fugu is thinly sliced raw puffer fish. It's considered a delicacy in Japan by those who like to live dangerously.
The flesh is contains a neurotoxin, and if not prepared properly, can be fatal to those who eat it. When prepared properly, there is just enough of the neurotoxin present to cause a pleasant tingling sensation in the facial muscles.
I've never tried it, nor do I intend to.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? -
02-20-2008, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by solomon the wise
I smashed a priests wife in the ass just like moses did to all the animals on the ark
she loved it.
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You, my good sir, seriously need to work on your Bible Study skills.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day? -
02-22-2008, 07:37 PM
Even though this cathyolic holiday is only for those so steeped in sin that they would engage in the "s" word without the intention of making a little True Christian™ soldier for Jesus, I allow my domestic help to participate as long as it doesn't interfere with their work. They're all hell-bound Muslims anyway.
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