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Default Re: Nice to meet everyone (Except the sinners that is). - 03-23-2020, 08:17 AM

Feel free to investigate, but, I think you should know that I don't use caribbean slaves on my property. They are well known for doing voodoo and other false religions. Don't need those.


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Rebuke Re: Nice to meet everyone (Except the sinners that is). - 03-23-2020, 03:41 PM

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I think Mr. Ticky White is breaking the sixth commandant? Of course, nobody can be accused without proof, I think Hucker Investment Value Services (HIVS) will be pending an investigation into this new forum member and his missing carribeaners.
An investigation, Mr Hucker?! Oh, Dear above, help us all! Rather than worrying about Mr. White breaking a "commandant", don't you think you could use your time more wisely by actually obeying those COMMANDMENTS yourself? And, by studying them closely, you could use those as the basis for that writing assignment that we're all dreading so anxiously waiting to read. Now, I might also mention that the has this timely bit of advice for you:

Matthew 7:1 "Judge not, that ye be not judged."

Oh, and one more thing, Dear Mr. Hucker: I see that the has seen fit to give you yet another award!




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Default Re: Nice to meet everyone (Except the sinners that is). - 03-23-2020, 06:32 PM

Mrs. White,

Is there an award for poor spelling or would that fall under an award that he has now? I truly think our resident psycho could use another award in that regard. Just saying.


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Jesus Re: Nice to meet everyone (Except the sinners that is). - 03-23-2020, 06:53 PM

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Mrs. White,

Is there an award for poor spelling or would that fall under an award that he has now? I truly think our resident psycho could use another award in that regard. Just saying.
Well, Mr. White, I am not sure if there is a specific award for poor spelling, although I do know that if there is one, and if our beloved Moderators feel that it is needed, then it shall be given. Perhaps I am being just a wee bit too fussy; but, as a retired librarian, I tend to notice this sort of thing. Goodness, I can remember when students would bring assignment papers to me for advice, and I would spend much time giving them correction and guidance. And, it is not that I am being unduly persnickety or anything like that -- good Heaven above, never -- but I do like things to be just so. We do have our standards to maintain, here at , and I know that the dear has the same feeling.

I Corinthians 14:40 "Let all things be done decently and in order."

It is my prayer that our friend will repent of his errant behavior, and seek the and , , whilst the time is available.

Isaiah 55:6 "Seek ye the Lord while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near"

May God bless you as you serve .




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Default Re: Nice to meet everyone (Except the sinners that is). - 03-23-2020, 07:00 PM

Mrs. White,

I understand where you are coming from. Like you, I like things to be a certain way. As for your work, allow me to thank you for the work you have done through the years. It is most appreciated!


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Skull Re: Nice to meet everyone (Except the sinners that is). - 03-25-2020, 03:07 PM

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Greetings!

It is Trevor McGregor who welcomes you but I am not actually a member of the forum because I am a Black man and this is a forum of white Baptist people. I have not yet visited Alabama but I have been to Florida which is close by to see my Auntie who lives in Miami. Do you have a lot of Cuban people there?

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Default Re: Nice to meet everyone (Except the sinners that is). - 03-25-2020, 03:18 PM

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I understand where you are coming from. Like you, I like things to be a certain way. As for your work, allow me to thank you for the work you have done through the years. It is most appreciated!
Why, thank you kindly, dear Mr. White. That's very neighborly and sweet of you to express such things. I may not be online much today, until the late afternoon, as I am busy with my preparations for the weekly Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Prayer Meeting, Bible Study and Tea & Social. We have been having these weekly meetings for many, many years now (as you will see in the attached photo), and we have no intention of stopping this just because of that silly coronavirus that is scaring so many people into staying indoors. I feel that it is our privilege and responsibility to serve the in this manner, and our duties shall not grind to a halt just because of this nonsense that is dominating the news these days.

And, today's gathering shall be held at my home, so I am busy preparing treats for the social part of the meeting. I'm just about to pop the hazelnut Madeleines and almond tuiles into the oven, so I must run for now, but I'll be back later.
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Default Re: Nice to meet everyone (Except the sinners that is). - 03-25-2020, 04:45 PM

Mrs. White,

God Bless you and please pass on my best to everyone at your meeting! I love Hazelnut Mandeleines & Almond Tuiles. It goes without saying that God is pleased with what you and your group are doing. It's sad that there are those out there who want to blow this whole thing out of proportion. I will be in and out myself today as I will be doing mission work around my part of Alabama. Like you, I take my Godly responsibilities VERY seriously! Have a great day in Jesus! All my best!


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Default Re: Nice to meet everyone (Except the sinners that is). - 03-25-2020, 05:02 PM

Didymus,


Okay I'll accept your point!


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That's... strange.

All of those groups are quite welcome in Freehold.








As long as they go home at quitting time.


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It is Trevor McGregor who welcomes you but I am not actually a member of the forum because I am a Black man and this is a forum of white Baptist people. I have not yet visited Alabama but I have been to Florida which is close by to see my Auntie who lives in Miami. Do you have a lot of Cuban people there?

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I live in Florida and we already have too many of you there. How about you all go back to either Cuba or Africa or somewhere else? I am sick of all you negroes and hispanics.


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Default Re: Nice to meet everyone (Except the sinners that is). - 03-28-2020, 07:58 PM

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...I am sick of all you...
This forum is for explaining God's wishes and desires (as expressed in the King James Bible).

Not venting your personal malfunctions.

So justify it with Scripture, or take it elsewhere. Thank you.


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I am sick of all you negroes and hispanics.
Since you seem to you have a sexual inclination towards them and want to avoid temptation, why don't you move yourself? Generally it is easier to move a single person rather than a large group.

I hope that was helpful.
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Love Jesus Re: Nice to meet everyone (Except the sinners that is). - 03-29-2020, 01:12 AM

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I live in Florida and we already have too many of you there. How about you all go back to either Cuba or Africa or somewhere else? I am sick of all you negroes and hispanics.
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