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09-25-2006, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Who says he won? It's just some of his answers are too damn confusing and weird to reply to.
The same way I'm sure you might lose an argument with a 5 year old who is insisting that you're a 'big poopyhead stinkybutt'.
You know it isn't true but it's a little difficult arguing with them.
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Watch your language toilet mouth. You may cuss like a drunken sailor on shore leave in Yokohama in your private life, but this is a CHRISTIAN forum, ok?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-25-2006, 01:15 AM
My, but you're going to have a fine time when your kids go to school!
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Christ's Cōnsiliārius
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09-25-2006, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Rachael Van Helsing
Who says he won?
So far everyone.
It's just some of his answers are too damn confusing and weird to reply to.
I am the epitome of clarity.
The same way I'm sure you might lose an argument with a 5 year old who is insisting that you're a 'big poopyhead stinkybutt'.
You know it isn't true but it's a little difficult arguing with them.
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Why would anyone argue with a 5 year old? You beat them within an inch of their life for being sassy, and then their mother for failing to exercise parental control.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
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09-25-2006, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
So far everyone.
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Only because they're as nutty as you, my dear Pastor Al
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I am the epitome of clarity.
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Yes, theories that bear a striking resemblance to LSD induced visions are, of course, the 'epitome of clarity'. old
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Why would anyone argue with a 5 year old? You beat them within an inch of their life for being sassy, and then their mother for failing to exercise parental control.
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Exactly
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Because it would happen eventually... -
09-29-2006, 04:36 PM
I cannot believe that we have got this far through the thread without anyone quoting GOD's highly relevant words on the subject:
1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
God wants us to avoid the profane and vain babblings of science, and that's good enough for me. End of story.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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