[Remy Lebeau]

Cultural Studies: JAPLAND PT1

This will be the first of many cultural studies.

*WARNING: DO NOT CONTINUE UNLESS YOUR SALVATION IS ASSURED*

Many students at Landover Baptist Elementary for the Saved have asked me, "Professor Lebeau, why did God send the bad earthquake?" Of course, no True Christian child would know about the depravity that takes place in Japland.

They do not know that these people worship a spirit of homosexuality (Satan). In addtion to their daily faggot pride parades they also host weekly festivals in honor of pure homosexual energy.



Here we see the priests of their homoerotic church of the tallywhacker carrying a joo member. Most likely toward an equally exagerrated butt hole.


Here we see a disgusting japman opening his mouth in anticipation of a "spray" from a nigra tallywhacker. These nips know no limits in the pursuit of depravity.


Here we see a tallywhacker cultist prayer for anal gratification by means of a nigra penis. The rope tied to it is meant to depict auto-erotic asphyxiation. This is where current Hell resident David Carradine learned this dark art. DISGUSTING!!


Here we have two jap harlots... sucking sweet dick candy. There. I said it. Ugh! It is not enough for them to suck their fellow yellow little japs' little peckers, but they have a mockery of a Godly white pecker.


Here their true plans are made obvious. These rituals are intended to lure heterosexual men into the homer deathstyle choice. Notice that the poor gaijin (that's what they call normal people) is forced to suck the jap tallywhacker. I'm sure they forced him to wear that jacket with (gay) sex printed on it. The pink implies the word "gay". Knowing the slants, those "girls" are probably ladyboys and it is simply preparing that poor unsuspecting man to recieve its own member later on.


Here we have an old japess with a joo mask. I'm not sure what looking like a joo has to do with this festival of sin, but it was probably the joos who sponsored this smut and the japs are just paying homage. The Joos are responsible for 88% of all smut across the world.

Don't think that the little niplets are innocent. Jesus sent that Tsunami to punish them ass well.


A jap with a child should be automatically arrested on the grounds of sexual abuse. We are wasting out time on godless towel heads when we should be sending our men in uniform to godless Japland to liberate those poor little slants whose parents are damning them to Hell. I say we nuke Afghanistan and get our boys over to Japland.

[The Fluffy Atheist]

Now as much as I hate ignorance that you are clearly skilled in, just wanted to point something out

Not sure why the picture with the two girls bothers you, I mean, you're offended by homosexuality, but two girls each having their own personal penis pecker thing sounds kinda hetero to me...

Are you telling me hetero-oral is a sin? If it is, I apologize for not knowin' that, I know a lot about the bible except for what sexual acts are sin.

Anyway, if it is a sin then I can say I'm glad I'm an atheist, because frankly I don'/t see any issues with it.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by The Fluffy Atheist

Now as much as I hate ignorance that you are clearly skilled in, just wanted to point something out

Not sure why the picture with the two girls bothers you, I mean, you're offended by homosexuality, but two girls each having their own personal penis pecker thing sounds kinda hetero to me...

Are you telling me hetero-oral is a sin? If it is, I apologize for not knowin' that, I know a lot about the bible except for what sexual acts are sin.

Anyway, if it is a sin then I can say I'm glad I'm an atheist, because frankly I don'/t see any issues with it.

First, you don't know that they are girls. Slant women and men are practically identical. Clothing is the only means for even the slants themselves to distinguish the difference.

Second, chicks with dicks are NOT in the least bit Godly you tranny loving atheist hippy!!!

Third, have you ever heard of a baby being born through oral "sex"? Me neither. Sex is for the sole purpose of procreation. There is no such thing as "hetero-oral". And clearly those "girls" were just setting up that poor normal person to turn gay.

Finally, it IS horrible that you are a stupid atheists because you will burn in Hell. And it does not matter if you believe in Hell or not. It is. Deal with it.

You: Derp! I'm an atheist. I don't believe in this. I don't believe in that. I don't believe that drinking bleach is hazardous to my health. I have to believe in something for it to be true.





NOTE TO ALL: Notice this atheist trash had no problem with children sucking dicks. UGH!!! ATHEIST DISGUST ME WITH THEIR COMPLETE LACK OF MORALS!!!!! There is no doubt in my mind that if given their way they will legalize baby rape, make bestiality mandatory and destory true marriage.

[Remy Lebeau]

Cultural Studies: JAPLAND PT2

*WARNING: NOT FOR THOSE WITH A WEAK STOMACH OR QUESTIONABLE SALAVATION STATUS*

The depravity and absolute filth of the jap "culture" is not limited to penis obsession. They are cursed with an insatiable lust to fornicate. If their anime is any indication they prefer debauchery with prepubscent girls and trannies.

Buddhism is not about meditating with Satan, seeking their inner evil or talking down to others with their arrogant "I'm enlightened" tone. It, like everything else the slants do, is about fornication.


Give this it is any surprise that everything they do is sexualized? Japan is an atheist utopia. Look at what their children play with!!!


And we all thought Poke'mon was just about men being sodomized by colorful animal demons. Samll children are encouraged to play with animal genitalia. I will delve further into this disgusting jap practice in Part 3. If your child own a pokemon toy, burn it. It is probably molesting them. If you own anything made by Nintendo, destroy it.


I don't know what to say about this. I am speechless. Pedophilia conventions. Out in the open. These adult men have no shame whatsoever. None. I am flabergasted. I... I... ugh! This is what happens when prayer is taken out of the class rooms. This is America's future if we allow gay marriage and socialism to prevail.


Little jap boys AND GIRLS are encouraged to play with fake breast. We know that jap women are all flat chested so clearly they are preparing for the day when they are old enough to kidnap and rape a Godly white women. They are no better than nigra!!!


They even have erection devices. Clearly this is a product of there bestiality fetish. I notice in the picture the jap member is represented as a mere dot. Is it to make up for the fact that they have such tini tiny tallywhackers? Are ducks a favorite animals for them to violate? Even the female(?) has one. Proof positive that even so-called heterosexual japanese couples are gay. I don't think I ever want to know for sure.


Jap women are so depraved that they have replica demon tallywhackers for simultaneous sodomy and cooter debauchery. The bright colors of this and everything shown above are obviously meant to attract young children. I have no doubt this thing is on display at their jap Toys R Us. The packaging in the background says "fairy". I assume that is the exclusively homosexual male model.


Sodomy is not the only favorite past time in Japland. No, their men are so busy using their hands to fondle fake white woman breasts, insert demon dongs up their butts and fingerig cat butts that they need a hands-free M'ing machine. Lord Jesus, protect us.

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*no comment*

I have reached my limit for jap depravity in one sitting....

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Wow, professor! That is a some truly sickening and shocking perversions these nips participate in. I believe Pastor Zeke told me something about the tallywhacker worship, but I didn't want to believe it. You have really brought home the horrors of Japland.

It's no wonder at all the God decided to strike them.

[BelieverInGod]

Brother, as evil and shocking as this is, I believe it is too much for my 10 and 9 year old boys.

How could I explain the evils without showing them this level of depravity? I've told them that it's because they worship a fat chink instead of Jesus, is that good enough?

[James Hutchins]

That is truly horrifying.

Please tell me how you found these things so I can be sure to not accidentally go to the web sites during casual Internet wide world web browsing.

[ShoesThief]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

That is truly horrifying.

Please tell me how you found these things so I can be sure to not accidentally go to the web sites during casual Internet wide world web browsing.

I think he just typed in "Japanese fetishes" on google and half of these pictures are from there

[Seth Campbell]

Originally Posted by ShoesThief

I think he just typed in "Japanese fetishes" on google and half of these pictures are from there

Something you're experienced in?

[ShoesThief]

Originally Posted by Seth Campbell

Something you're experienced in?

Google? Yea, I know how to search for things on google, Japanese fetishes? Nope I know what it is but I have never looked at it until now

[wait_what]

Originally Posted by The Fluffy Atheist

Now as much as I hate ignorance that you are clearly skilled in, just wanted to point something out

Not sure why the picture with the two girls bothers you, I mean, you're offended by homosexuality, but two girls each having their own personal penis pecker thing sounds kinda hetero to me...

Are you telling me hetero-oral is a sin? If it is, I apologize for not knowin' that, I know a lot about the bible except for what sexual acts are sin.

Anyway, if it is a sin then I can say I'm glad I'm an atheist, because frankly I don'/t see any issues with it.

You sir are a pedophile at best. Are you sure you aren't a Catlick?

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Brother, as evil and shocking as this is, I believe it is too much for my 10 and 9 year old boys.

How could I explain the evils without showing them this level of depravity? I've told them that it's because they worship a fat chink instead of Jesus, is that good enough?

Tell them the japs worship wood.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

That is truly horrifying.

Please tell me how you found these things so I can be sure to not accidentally go to the web sites during casual Internet wide world web browsing.

Easy. Don't ever type the word "Japan" into any search bar. And as an added precaution I'd set your brower to block anything with "Japan" in the title.

[Faith_Machine]

Professor Remy, this is excellent work that you've done. I must confess, however, that I'm a bit crestfallen. You see, Godzilla movies were one of the best things about my childhood, and I continue to be an avid Godzilla fan to this day.

I love Godzilla because he is constantly punishing people for their wickedness by laying waste to their cities. In that respect, Godzilla has a lot in common with God. Here is a nice picture of a wicked, Northern California town known as El Cerrito. El Cerrito, like most towns around here, is filled with dope peddlers, Democrats, and abortionists.

As you can see, this pic has been Photoshopped so that it depicts Godzilla getting ready to be an instrument of God's wrath and flatten that sinful city:




Do you think it might be OK for me to continue to enjoy Godzilla movies? They are almost all G or PG rated, and contain no sexual themes.

[Remy Lebeau]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

Do you think it might be OK for me to continue to enjoy Godzilla movies? They are almost all G or PG rated, and contain no sexual themes.

Doesn't Godzilla do the 69 with the other monster?

[Remy Lebeau]

Cultural Studies: JAPLAND PT3

The Japs are fervent animal enthusaist.


Most normal people think that their anime tentacle rape fetish smut is something new. Jap women have lusted after tentacles for centuries. Chinese legend has it that the first nips to arrive on the island were women carried out to sea by their octopus lovers. Why would the Chinese lie about their fellow slants? If true, this could mean that Japs have squid blood running through their veins.


Like their centuries of octopus depravity the jap Poke'mon craze is an old and powerful evil. Here is the earliest picture of two japs during some kinky mating ritual involving a "Nidoking" demon summoned from a dark corner of Hell. I believe that the offspring of this encounter becomes the next dragon emperor or some slant mumbo jumbo.

*WARNING: TRUE JAP DEPRAVITY AHEAD!!!!*


















Words cannot discribe my pure and utter disgust at this common everyday practice that takes place in almost every household in Japland. A Chinaman once told me that cats being referred to as "pussy" originated in Japan among young teenage boys, but he wouldn't go into the details. Mainly because I would not allow him too. My stomach can only take so much. But this next bit gave me an unwanted clue...


These fiends even have pornography starring cats. As if octopus weren't bad enough!!! I cannot fathom why Jesus did not destroy them outright. SINK THEIR GODLESS ISLAND INTO THE OCEAN!!!! It is a testament to Christ's Mercy that He let them off the hook with 2 nukes and a tsunami. I mean, SERIOUSLY?!?!?! CAT PORNO? ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME JAPAN!?!?!? I never knew cats were such dirty sluts. I will have to have a long talk with Petal.

I need to go drink a bottle of Pepto Bismol and pray. I can't take anymore.

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau

Doesn't Godzilla do the 69 with the other monster?

No. You are referring to the trailer I posted for Gamera vs. Zigra.

[Living_Water]

Truly disgusting.

Why doesn't president Obamination push the nuke button already?!

Back to praying for jap nuclear power plants to melt down.

[Faith_Machine]

Originally Posted by Living_Water

Truly disgusting.

Why doesn't president Obamination push the nuke button already?!

That would be like asking a child molester why he won't burn down a Catholic church.

[Living_Water]

Originally Posted by Faith_Machine

That would be like asking a child molester why he won't burn down a Catholic church.

So what you're saying is that Obama visits Japan often on his leisure time? I can imagine what would happen there.